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March 3, 2015 · 3:10 am

MUSLIM “SCHOLAR” SAYS THE SUN REVOLVES AROUND THE EARTH

Bandar al-Khaibari blinding us with science!

Bandar al-Khaibari blinding us with science!

Yes, it’s another one for the “Muslim Fanatics Say The Darnedest Things” File. Islamic Scholar (an oxymoron if ever there was one) Bandar Al-Khaibari was lecturing a UNIVERSITY audience in the United Arab Emirates about how the NASA lunar mission was a hoax and nobody has ever been to the moon. If that type of thinking is the end result of Obama’s 2009 command to NASA to concentrate on “Muslim Outreach” we can definitely say it was as successful as any of Obama’s other fawning overtures to the intolerant and socially retarded Muslim World.  

Bandar was just warming up, however, and was soon prattling on about how the Earth stays in one position while the sun and planets revolve around it. Al-Khaibari’s explanation was a tour de force of superstition and misunderstood science. The “Muslim Scholar” (LMFAO) argued that if the Earth moved,  then when airplanes took off the Earth would leave the aircraft behind in empty space with nothing beneath them to land on. “Nailed it!” he no doubt thought to himself.   Continue reading →

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March 1, 2015 · 3:54 pm

AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL: WORLD RESPONSE TO THE ISLAMIC STATE “SHAMEFUL AND INEFFECTIVE”

Islam clingingAmnesty International has labeled the world’s response to the Islamic State “shameful and ineffective.” I’ve always been blunt about my opinion regarding the need to openly oppose Islam’s reactionary forces but this hypocrisy from Amnesty International is hilarious.

If the world had been capable of a mature, long-term view when the U.S. and other nations were STILL IN IRAQ in large enough numbers then they would not have been pressuring us to leave prematurely, which is what enabled the rise of ISIS and will enable the rise of ANOTHER such force if “the international community” once again does its usual half-assed job of dealing with a situation like this. Premature withdrawals do more damage than not going in in the first place, as we’ve seen with Obama’s insane haste to flee Iraq.

Obama work here is doneLet’s be honest here – no matter how many nations are involved in the anti-Islamic State effort it will be treated like an “imperialist U.S. invasion” the minute the world – with its short attention span – wearies of the conflict. The presence of all the other nations with us will once again be smugly dismissed as “a coalition of the bought, the bribed and the bullied” like in the most recent incursion into Iraq. No matter HOW determined the international community was to send troops in we’ll be told it was a war based on lies from that eeeevillll America.

What Amnesty International is REALLY saying is: “Hey, Western Democracies – DO SOMETHING, you callous bastards!” But we all know that right after we do “Do something” the cries in the Middle East will change to “Get out of our countries you racist imperialists! You just want to exploit us and steal our oil! Withdraw IMMEDIATELY so we can throw away the accomplishments and sacrifices of your dead soldiers by allowing another group just like ISIS to take over.”  

ARE THE PEOPLE AT AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL AND ELSEWHERE CAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING THAT: Continue reading →

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February 27, 2015 · 10:32 pm

LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND UNIVERSITIES

“As Oscar Wilde should have said, when bad ideas have nowhere else to go they emigrate to America and become university courses.”  – Frederic Raphael

liberal fascistWelcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that truly criticizes American Liberals and American Conservatives equally. I’ve loved using the above quote for years when dealing with the hilariously pretentious asses called American Liberals. More specifically the pompous and narrow-minded Faculty Lounge Fascists, of whom Barack Obama is the most comical example. These people pretend they’re “educated” (a word they say like a haughty baroness from a bad Gothic romance) but are merely credentialed in ever-narrower fields of study. 

These people don’t know anything that they weren’t told to think while in a classroom setting, and they blather on about their tiny area of interest with the same laughable snobbery shown by the Comic Book Guy on The Simpsons. They will grandly pretend they’re fit to decide if someone is qualified to speak about “gender theory” or “transracial-heteronormativity in the Patriarchy” or whatever other subjects that have been invented by the bureaucrats who masquerade as educators here in the 21st Century.

Here’s a breakdown on why it’s fun to confuse them with that Frederic Raphael quote:   Continue reading →

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February 25, 2015 · 11:48 pm

MUSLIM FANATIC SCIENCE

Just some more insanity from the religion that is perpetually retarding the rest of the world’s social progress. (I did not compile this and yes, I know the person who did misspelled “seismology” and “gynecology”. I’ve seen similar typos at HuffPo and right-wing sites, too.)

Muslims darnedest

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February 23, 2015 · 8:24 pm

UNDER OBAMA THE U.S. FALLS TO 49th ON GLOBAL RANKING OF PRESS FREEDOM

"I'LL decide what you peasants have the right to know. Now sit down and shut up."

“I’LL decide what you peasants have the right to know. Now sit down and shut up.”

Another year and another drop for the United States on Reporters Without Borders’ rankings of press freedom around the world. We USED TO take pride in our freedoms, especially our formerly vigorous free press. Unfortunately the Obama administration’s persecution of reporters who dare to depart from the official White House line has gutted press freedom. When even the Democratic Party’s own New York Times describes Obama as “the greatest threat to press freedom in a generation” you know the situation is bad. Continue reading →

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February 19, 2015 · 8:47 pm

ISLAMIC STATE FORCING NINE YEAR OLD GIRLS TO MARRY: LIBERALS COWER

If this weak, inept and crooked little man spent half as much energy fighting this war as he does trying to defend Islam the civilized world would be in much better shape.

If this weak, inept and crooked little man spent half as much energy fighting this war as he does trying to defend Islam the civilized world would be in much better shape.

Balladeer’s Blog, as always, is the only place on the web where Liberals and Conservatives get equal criticism. The Muslim World’s never-ending war with the civilized world is in the news more and more. Unlike the cowardly hypocrites of American Liberalism I have always outspokenly criticized Islam’s homophobia, misogyny and general intolerance.

If things keep going the way they have been, with the Islamic State now threatening to attack Italy and with Muslims perpetrating atrocities around the globe with undisguised glee let me once again point out the following:

Eventually, maybe decades from now, when it is realized through hindsight that everyone should have been speaking out about Islam’s abuses in the here and now American Liberals will try to rewrite history (again) to pretend that THEY were the ones speaking out about Islam. This is just like they pretend they would have had the courage to speak out about blacklisting during the 1950’s, and all the other historical revisionism they love to do to pretend they were always “on the right side of history.”  

Islam and liberalThose of us alive right now, however, are fully aware that in reality American Liberals have been the worst enablers of Muslim violence, misogyny and homophobia. Liberals obediently crawl for Islam and reflexively side with that savagely superstitious faith because the 9-11 attacks terrified them into submission.

So this is just a shoutout to the Liberals of 2045 or so, when they will be teaching their captive audience of students that Liberals in the early 21st Century “courageously” risked violent attacks from Muslims and risked being called Islamophobes or racists because hey, that’s the brave way Liberals behave. They speak out about oppression, like Islam’s oppression of women and gay people and non-Muslims. Well, at least they do AFTER IT BECOMES SAFE TO DO SO. Right now, when Liberals have a chance to ACTUALLY BE courageously outspoken, we can see that they would rather pander to the worst elements of Islam. Continue reading →

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February 17, 2015 · 9:13 pm

MORE I.S.L.A.M – INTOLERANT SAVAGES LOATHING ALL MODERNITY

THIS IS ISLAM

THIS IS ISLAM

I’m a non-believer but only the most cowardly hypocrites try to deny the fact that Islam is the most intolerant and violent religion in the world at this particular point in history. The savagely superstitious practitioners of that misogynistic, homophobic and irrational belief system attack freedom wherever they go and expect the civilized world to live according to their own barbaric and ridiculously outdated attitudes.

Muhammad

Muhammad

Only mindless fanatics would kill people for drawing pictures of their religion’s central figure, in Islam’s case an insane child rapist named Muhammad who died centuries ago. In Copenhagen at a Free Speech event a Muslim named Omar Abdel Hamid El-Hussein opened fire on the participants (I told you Islam hates freedom) and, following that murderous spree, opened fire on Jews celebrating a Bat-Mitzhah. (Muslims hate Jews even more than they hate freedom.)    

Marriage in the Islamic State

Marriage in the Islamic State

The Libyan branch of the Obama-spawned Islamic State beheaded 21 Coptic Christians because a) Muslim savages LOVE beheading people and b) if there are no Jews on hand then killing Christians is their idea of a good time. If there are only other Muslims around then they have fun by killing those Muslims who interpret the ridiculous Koran differently than they do. The important thing as a Muslim is to kill and kill and kill and kill. Creative, civilized behavior is for infidels. Continue reading →

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February 16, 2015 · 12:01 am

MICHELLE OBAMA REPLACES NANCY REAGAN AS AMERICA’S WORST FIRST LADY EVER

Michelle "Bowser" Obama

Michelle “Bowser” Obama

For a different kind of President’s Day treat Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at a truly repulsive person who has managed to surpass the pompous, snobbish and callous Nancy Reagan to become America’s Worst First Lady Ever.

MICHELLE OBAMA – Bitter and hate-filled, this cosmically unlikeable figure has been stripped of her right to practice law just like her corrupt husband. Michelle is an overt racist whose loathing of everyone who is not an African-American is right out in the open for all to see.

Michelle is such a repulsive figure that when Barack was elected she was ill-mannered enough to say it was the first time she wasn’t ashamed of the country. Only a piece of absolute garbage would do this. It’s like being invited into someone’s house and telling them “This is the first time I’ve been in your house and it hasn’t stunk like an open sewer.”

Michelle Obama uglyMichelle Obama embodies the term “Redneck of Color” with her ignorance and her lack of social graces and we can all happily tell her she represents the first time we as a nation have had to be ashamed of our First Lady. Michelle, like Barack, is a beneficiary of Affirmative Action, which she admits in one of her anecdotes that she glories in telling, even though she gets it wrong.

She talks about how she was told her grades weren’t good enough to get into Princeton … yet she got in anyway because of minority set-asides established by those eeeevilll white people she hates so much. When Michelle tells this story she words it like it’s an “I showed them” story, as if it’s a personal triumph on her part.

Michelle Obama scowlUh, no, clueless little Michelle. It would be a personal triumph if the story concluded “… But I studied hard and raised my grades so that I got in ANYWAY!” It’s hilarious to see her tell this story repeatedly (it’s even on youtube) yet never realize what an asshole she comes off as. Continue reading →

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February 14, 2015 · 10:11 pm

U.S. PRESIDENTS: PROS AND CONS

Fun Fact: Barbara Bush patterned her “look” after Millard Fillmore

In honor of the President’s Day Holiday weekend Balladeer’s Blog will present some of my quick takes on each of the 44 men who have stayed one step ahead of the law while occupying the office.

1. GEORGE WASHINGTON – Motto – “Screw taking a salary as a General, just bill ’em outrageously for your expenses!”  *** Nickname: The First Lady of Broadway *** Pro: Established the precedent of stepping down after 2 terms max.  Con: Owned other human beings.

2. JOHN ADAMS – Motto – ” A day without alienating someone is like a day without sunshine.” *** Nickname: Boom-Boom *** Pro: Was almost fanatically honest.  Con: Alienated nearly everyone except his wife Abigail.

3. THOMAS JEFFERSON – Motto: ” What’s with that painting where I look like Bea Arthur?” *** Nickname: The Pompous Hypocrite *** Pro:  Continue reading →

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February 12, 2015 · 9:52 pm

HOW STUPID IS BARACK OBAMA? THE LATEST EDITION

The confused, uncomprehending face of utter incompetence.

The confused, uncomprehending face of utter incompetence.

Barack Obama’s stupidity is no secret. Hell, just go to youtube and you can find plenty of collections of his dumber pronouncements. What makes Obama’s less-than-bright nature so hilarious is the way he thinks of himself as a Deep Thinker. A pompous ass like him making non-stop blunders as he desperately tries to look down his nose at the world is intensely funny, let’s face it!

This makes him pretty much the epitome of American Liberals, whose hilariously pretentious nature is always good for some laughs. They are all basically Margaret Dumont and the rest of us in the world are all Groucho Marx puncturing their pomposity at will. (If you’re patting yourself on the back for getting that reference and condescendingly assuming that “other people won’t know what he’s referring to” then you might just be a Liberal!)

Some of Little Barry’s latest gems of stupidity include:

Mistakenly claiming that George Washington lived in the White House and having to be corrected by the reporter interviewing him at the time.

Boasting in his State of the Union Address that his disastrous handling of Yemen was a “success”, only to see the situation there immediately crumble all the way up to our recent abandonment of our embassy there. Continue reading →

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