Monthly Archives: August 2013

WILD CRUMPETS: THE PARODY

Christopher Nolan: The Most Over-Contemplated Director in History

Christopher Nolan: The Most Over-Contemplated Director in History

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* TWELVE THINGS THAT TEN-YEAR-OLD CHILDREN DON’T KNOW ABOUT CLASSIC MOVIES *

* THE FOUR MOST EXCITING CRICKET PLAYERS IN HISTORY AND WHY THEY’RE REALLY THE FOUR MOST BORING CRICKET PLAYERS IN HISTORY *

* TEN REASONS WHY WE Continue reading

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AL SHARPTON: “IT’S RACIST TO ARREST TWO BLACK KIDS BUT ONLY ONE WHITE KID FOR KILLING THAT AUSSIE HONKY!”

Professional hatemonger Al Sharpton

Professional hatemonger Al Sharpton

Al Sharpton, emaciated racist and homophobe, has cried foul once again. When three teenagers recently shot a young Australian man attending college in the U.S. the odd number of assailants meant that two black perpetrators were arrested but only one white teen. Citing this as a clear case of the way the American justice system discriminates against African Americans Sharpton called for protests in every major city.

The object of these protests would be to insist that the number of white criminals arrested in mixed-race crimes MUST be equivalent to the number of black criminals arrested. Attorney General Eric Holder, known for his efforts to break EVERY crime on the books while heading the Justice Department, expressed solidarity with Sharpton.

“Either arrest a random white dude or let one of the black dudes go!” the perpetually sleazy-looking Holder exclaimed to Continue reading

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON 2013 KICKS OFF TONIGHT

Rocky Mountain CollegeIt’s the most wonderful time of the year! The 2013 college football season kicks off tonight in the divisions covered by Balladeer’s Blog! Tonight at 8pm Eastern Time the ROCKY MOUNTAIN COLLEGE BATTLIN’ BEARS from the Frontier Conference host the JAMESTOWN COLLEGE JIMMIES from the North Star Conference.

This matchup in the NAIA (National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics) is the only game tonight but Saturday will see a full slate of gridiron action. THREE new colleges add football teams this year in the NAIA – the WARNER UNIVERSITY ROYALS, the REINHARDT UNIVERSITY EAGLES and the OKLAHOMA BAPTIST UNIVERSITY BISON (technically relaunching football after stopping it in 1940).

In 2014 even more NAIA institutions will add football: the SOUTHEASTERN UNIVERSITY FIRE, the COLLEGE OF IDAHO COYOTES and Continue reading

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IROQUOIS EPIC MYTH: HODADEION PART EIGHT

Iroquois

Iroquois

Part 8: Niagara Falls Death Trap  – As part 7 concluded Hodadeion, the Iroquois god of magic, was alarmed to find that the twin enchantresses who were in reality two giant white herons had flown him in a huge basket to a rock at the top of what is now called Niagara Falls. They had stranded him there surrounded by a massive volume of water roaring its way past the small outcropping of rock the demigod was on, ultimately descending in a loud roar of falling liquid.

Hodadeion did not know what fate awaited him in that precarious position, or what dire menace the Heron Maidens expected to assault him in his perilous situation but he Continue reading

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OBAMA CAPTIONING FUN

On a daily basis the Obama Administration scandals get uglier and uglier. His ineptitude in foreign affairs is proving that classroom solutions don’t work in the real world and his inability to do anything but make speeches and Continue reading

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D2 FOOTBALL: BALLADEER’S BLOG’S PRESEASON TOP 25

The college football season in the divisions covered here at Balladeer’s Blog will kick off this Friday, August 23rd. Previously I presented my Top 25’s for the NAIA, D3 and NJCAA.

Minnesota State Mavericks1. MINNESOTA STATE MAVERICKS      ###      2. VALDOSTA STATE BLAZERS (Defending Champions)      ###      3. NORTHWEST MISSOURI STATE BEARCATS      ###      4. WEST TEXAS A&M BUFFALOES      ###      5. MISSOURI WESTERN GRIFFONS      ###      6. CSU-PUEBLO THUNDERWOLVES      ###     

Shippensburg Red Raiders7. SHIPPENSBURG UNIVERSITY RED RAIDERS      ###      8. GRAND VALLEY STATE LAKERS      ###      9. INDIANA UNIVERSITY-PENNSYLVANIA CRIMSON HAWKS      ###      10. WINSTON-SALEM STATE RAMS      ###      11. Continue reading

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JEANNETTA JOY: BALLADEER’S BLOG INTERVIEWS A TRULY REGAL BEAUTY

jeannetta joy 4Jeannetta Joy has the sweet and musical voice of an angel. The greatest testament I can offer to the overpowering allure of her voice is the fact that it actually manages to momentarily distract you from the transcendental beauty of her face and voluptuous form.

Adding to Jeannetta’s considerable charm is her sharp wit and engaging personality along with the regal but courteous way she deals with the effect her presence has on the metabolisms of so many men and women. A very savvy business woman, Jeannetta runs her own line of merchandise and lives an independent life in which she answers to nobody.

This entrepreneurial sex symbol recently granted Balladeer’s Blog an interview. For details about her new projects and how to go about laying your hands on some Jeannetta Joy merchandise read on:

BALLADEER’S BLOG: To start off how Continue reading

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