TODAY’S COOL-NAMED SPORTS TEAM – DORDT COLLEGE

DORDT COLLEGE DEFENDERS

  

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
Conference Affiliation: Great Plains Athletic Conference
Major sports: football, basketball, baseball, soccer
Comment: Gee, do you think the X-Men and the Fantastic Four ever get jealous that the Defenders have sports teams named after them? (Marvel Comics geeks will get it)
 

                                 

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FORMER CUMBERLAND UNIVERSITY BULLDOG RETURNS TO C.U. AFTER TIME WITH SEC’S COMMODORES

Cumberland Athletic Director Ron Pavan announced the hiring this week of former Bulldog football player Matthew Hickmann as the department’s Strength and Conditioning Coach, effective July 19.

Hickmann replaces another former Bulldog football player in the Strength and Conditioning position – Jared Fugate, who will become a graduate assistant in the same department at LSU this year. 

Hickmann graduated from Cumberland in December 2008 with a bachelor’s in Fitness and Wellness.

In his three years as a Bulldog Hickmann garnered First Team All-Mid-South Conference Accolades and two MSC Player of the Week honors as a defensive back. He played in 30 total games for the Bulldogs.

Hickmann interned under Fugate at CU and also under trainer Lee Allison at the Jimmy Floyd Center in Lebanon, TN. Since January he has served as a volunteer in the Strength and Conditioning department at Vanderbilt, (a “volunteer” at Vandy? Wouldn’t the Commodore faithful consider that blasphemy?) helping with the football and baseball teams for the Commodores.

There will be much more football coverage to come over the course of the summer. Sorry there wasn’t more funny stuff in this article but Hickmann could probably pound anybody who ticked him off by saying the wrong thing.

Single ladies who want to check out a picture of Matthew Hickmann and inquire about his availability click here: http://www.cumberland.edu/athletics

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USAO’S TASHINA OTOTIVO: EPITOME OF A STUDENT-ATHLETE

 

Tashina Ototivo, a two-sport student at the University Of Science And Arts Of Oklahoma (or “USAO”) has been awarded the Bill and Pat Smith Scholar-Athlete Scholarship (or “BAPSSAS”). That scholarship is awarded for both the recipient’s academics as well as their athletic performance. It’s difficult to think of a more deserving candidate since this sophomore is basically the definition of a student athlete. Unlike another well-known sports figure whose initials are T.O. Tashina is the ideal role model for young women and men everywhere and is pretty much a paragon-at-large on the USAO campus.
 
As well as playing for the USAO Drovers basketball and softball teams, she was President of her freshman class last year and has a 3.74 grade-point average. This music major from Walters, OK probably also knows how to deal with the Gulf oil leak, too, if only someone would ask her.  
 
Ototivo was nominated by three faculty members including her basketball coach, Laci Tompkins.
 
“Tashina is one of those rare individuals that stand head and shoulders above the rest. This girl has the world by the tail,” Tompkins wrote in her nomination. “One cannot go wrong with her. This would be an investment.”
 
Dr Ken Bohannon’s nomination of Tashina read in part, “(She’s a) very good academic student. Her personality and work ethic are outstanding.”
 
When I reached myself for comment I replied “No doubt about it! Tashina Ototivo puts the “sass” in BAPSSAS.” 
 
Tashina herself was ecstatic.
 
“I was very excited and erupted with joy,” Ototivo said, “Money is hard to come by in college, especially playing two sports, and being honored with an award for sports and academics is a huge blessing. I think this is just another thing that will encourage me to strive to be a good example and the person that God wants me to be.”
 
Ototivo further stated that the scholarship has only encouraged her to work harder and keep her grades up.
 
“I’m thankful that my teachers have recognized the work I put into my academics as well as my athletics. I pray that I will continue to impress them with my hard work.”
 
The scholarship is traditionally given to one sophomore or junior student athlete who best reflects USAO’s creed: Physical, Spiritual, Mental, Social. After Tashina was chosen, long-time Drover supporter Bill Smith offered a matching scholarship. The University’s committee will choose a male recipient next week.
  
        
        
        
  
   
   
  
  
  
    
    
       
For streaming video of Tashina Ototivo rescuing puppies from a fire while simultaneously composing music and performing surgery click here: http://www.usao.edu/usao-sports/
 

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GOT MAJOR LEAGUE DREAMS? NAIA BASEBALL TEAMS CAN GET YOU ON YOUR WAY

 

Playing college ball at an NAIA school is just as much a stepping-stone to the major leagues as playing at NCAA schools. Over the past 2 years no less than 85 players from NAIA schools have been taken in the MLB draft. Here’s a look at 2010’s draftees.

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TODAY’S COOL-NAMED SPORTS TEAM – MAYVILLE STATE

MAYVILLE STATE UNIVERSITY COMETS

 

Location: Mayville, ND
Conference Affiliation: Dakota Athletic Conference
Comment: After indulging myself with a High Chaparral joke with LCU earlier this month I’ll refrain from making either a groan-inducing Bill Haley OR Hale-Bopp reference and just ask you which Comets football helmet you think is cooler -the old-school one on the left or their latest one on the right.   
 
 
  
  
 
 
 
As usual you can contact me with your opinion at Thtcom15@aol.com
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TODAY’S COOL-NAMED SPORTS TEAM – LUBBOCK CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY

LUBBOCK CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY CHAPARRALS

Location: Lubbock, TX (Well, d’uh!)
Conference Affiliation: Sooner Athletic Conference
Major sports: basketball, baseball, soccer 
Comment: This school’s teams have got a butt-kicking nickname, a butt-kicking logo and I’ll let you go ahead and insert your own High Chaparral joke here. Bonus points for the best use of Blue Boy‘s wimpiness in your wisecrack. And remember to vote for your favorite cool-named sports team by July 16th here: https://glitternight.com/2010/06/21/the-20-coolest-named-college-sports-teams-you-may-have-never-heard-of-naia-edition/
 
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THE RETIREMENT OF A BASEBALL GOD

A man synonymous with NAIA baseball, Ed Cheff, 34 year coach of the Lewis-Clark State Warriors announced Wednesday that he is stepping down, capping a career in which he led the Warriors to a record 16 NAIA World Series titles. Cheff, better known (to me and me alone) as Top Cheff, Iron Cheff, The Cheffmeister General and, my personal favorite, Cheff Boy-Ar-Dee posted a phenomenal 1,705-430-2 record.

Cheff will be replaced by Gary “No Nickname” Picone who will also retain his position as Lewis-Clark State’s Athletic Director.

For a tribute to this extraordinary coach that is more dignified than a slew of lame nicknames made up by some blogger the man never met be sure to visit the Lewis-Clark State athletics site at: http://www.lcsc.edu/athletics/

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TODAY’S COOL-NAMED SPORTS TEAM – OREGON TECH

OREGON TECH HUSTLIN’ OWLS

Location: Klamath Falls, OR
Conference Affiliation: Cascade Collegiate Conference
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THE 20 COOLEST-NAMED COLLEGE SPORTS TEAMS YOU MAY NEVER HAVE HEARD OF (NAIA EDITION)

Tired of the antics of many athletes in NCAA Division 1?

Looking for collegiate athletics that retain the letter as well as

the spirit of the term “student athlete“?  You need look no fur-

ther than the so-called “lower” divisions of college sports. I’ll be

doing a list of some of these teams with what I consider cool

nicknames for NCAA Division 2, 3 and for starters the NAIA.

If you’ve never heard of the NAIA it’s the National Association of

Intercollegiate Athletics. The organization’s slogan is “Champ-

ions of Character” and they pretty much live up to it.

However, for this list the only “character” I’m concerned with

is how colorful a character their team’s mascot is. Here they are

in no particular order.

20. COLUMBIA COLLEGE FIGHTING KOALAS

 Location: Columbia, SC

Conference Affiliation: Southern States Athletic Conference
Major sports: basketball,soccer
Comment: Okay, a Koala would be scary enough(?), but a FIGHTING Koala? Those babies will mess you up badly!
19. TRINITY CHRISTIAN TROLLS
Major sports:basketball, baseball, soccer
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