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February 17, 2015 · 9:13 pm

MORE I.S.L.A.M – INTOLERANT SAVAGES LOATHING ALL MODERNITY

THIS IS ISLAM

THIS IS ISLAM

I’m a non-believer but only the most cowardly hypocrites try to deny the fact that Islam is the most intolerant and violent religion in the world at this particular point in history. The savagely superstitious practitioners of that misogynistic, homophobic and irrational belief system attack freedom wherever they go and expect the civilized world to live according to their own barbaric and ridiculously outdated attitudes.

Muhammad

Muhammad

Only mindless fanatics would kill people for drawing pictures of their religion’s central figure, in Islam’s case an insane child rapist named Muhammad who died centuries ago. In Copenhagen at a Free Speech event a Muslim named Omar Abdel Hamid El-Hussein opened fire on the participants (I told you Islam hates freedom) and, following that murderous spree, opened fire on Jews celebrating a Bat-Mitzhah. (Muslims hate Jews even more than they hate freedom.)    

Marriage in the Islamic State

Marriage in the Islamic State

The Libyan branch of the Obama-spawned Islamic State beheaded 21 Coptic Christians because a) Muslim savages LOVE beheading people and b) if there are no Jews on hand then killing Christians is their idea of a good time. If there are only other Muslims around then they have fun by killing those Muslims who interpret the ridiculous Koran differently than they do. The important thing as a Muslim is to kill and kill and kill and kill. Creative, civilized behavior is for infidels. Continue reading →

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February 16, 2015 · 12:01 am

MICHELLE OBAMA REPLACES NANCY REAGAN AS AMERICA’S WORST FIRST LADY EVER

Michelle "Bowser" Obama

Michelle “Bowser” Obama

For a different kind of President’s Day treat Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at a truly repulsive person who has managed to surpass the pompous, snobbish and callous Nancy Reagan to become America’s Worst First Lady Ever.

MICHELLE OBAMA – Bitter and hate-filled, this cosmically unlikeable figure has been stripped of her right to practice law just like her corrupt husband. Michelle is an overt racist whose loathing of everyone who is not an African-American is right out in the open for all to see.

Michelle is such a repulsive figure that when Barack was elected she was ill-mannered enough to say it was the first time she wasn’t ashamed of the country. Only a piece of absolute garbage would do this. It’s like being invited into someone’s house and telling them “This is the first time I’ve been in your house and it hasn’t stunk like an open sewer.”

Michelle Obama uglyMichelle Obama embodies the term “Redneck of Color” with her ignorance and her lack of social graces and we can all happily tell her she represents the first time we as a nation have had to be ashamed of our First Lady. Michelle, like Barack, is a beneficiary of Affirmative Action, which she admits in one of her anecdotes that she glories in telling, even though she gets it wrong.

She talks about how she was told her grades weren’t good enough to get into Princeton … yet she got in anyway because of minority set-asides established by those eeeevilll white people she hates so much. When Michelle tells this story she words it like it’s an “I showed them” story, as if it’s a personal triumph on her part.

Michelle Obama scowlUh, no, clueless little Michelle. It would be a personal triumph if the story concluded “… But I studied hard and raised my grades so that I got in ANYWAY!” It’s hilarious to see her tell this story repeatedly (it’s even on youtube) yet never realize what an asshole she comes off as. Continue reading →

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February 14, 2015 · 10:11 pm

U.S. PRESIDENTS: PROS AND CONS

Fun Fact: Barbara Bush patterned her “look” after Millard Fillmore

In honor of the President’s Day Holiday weekend Balladeer’s Blog will present some of my quick takes on each of the 44 men who have stayed one step ahead of the law while occupying the office.

1. GEORGE WASHINGTON – Motto – “Screw taking a salary as a General, just bill ’em outrageously for your expenses!”  *** Nickname: The First Lady of Broadway *** Pro: Established the precedent of stepping down after 2 terms max.  Con: Owned other human beings.

2. JOHN ADAMS – Motto – ” A day without alienating someone is like a day without sunshine.” *** Nickname: Boom-Boom *** Pro: Was almost fanatically honest.  Con: Alienated nearly everyone except his wife Abigail.

3. THOMAS JEFFERSON – Motto: ” What’s with that painting where I look like Bea Arthur?” *** Nickname: The Pompous Hypocrite *** Pro:  Continue reading →

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February 12, 2015 · 9:52 pm

HOW STUPID IS BARACK OBAMA? THE LATEST EDITION

The confused, uncomprehending face of utter incompetence.

The confused, uncomprehending face of utter incompetence.

Barack Obama’s stupidity is no secret. Hell, just go to youtube and you can find plenty of collections of his dumber pronouncements. What makes Obama’s less-than-bright nature so hilarious is the way he thinks of himself as a Deep Thinker. A pompous ass like him making non-stop blunders as he desperately tries to look down his nose at the world is intensely funny, let’s face it!

This makes him pretty much the epitome of American Liberals, whose hilariously pretentious nature is always good for some laughs. They are all basically Margaret Dumont and the rest of us in the world are all Groucho Marx puncturing their pomposity at will. (If you’re patting yourself on the back for getting that reference and condescendingly assuming that “other people won’t know what he’s referring to” then you might just be a Liberal!)

Some of Little Barry’s latest gems of stupidity include:

Mistakenly claiming that George Washington lived in the White House and having to be corrected by the reporter interviewing him at the time.

Boasting in his State of the Union Address that his disastrous handling of Yemen was a “success”, only to see the situation there immediately crumble all the way up to our recent abandonment of our embassy there. Continue reading →

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February 12, 2015 · 12:06 am

AMERICAN VICE PRESIDENTS: HISTORY’S SECOND BANANAS

John Adams

President’s Day weekend is nearly upon us! This time instead of looking at the chief white-collar criminals in the country I’ll take a look at their Underbosses.

John Adams called the Vice Presidency “the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived.” A very old joke went “Once there were two brothers. One ran away to sea and the other became Vice President. Neither was ever heard from again.” In George S Kaufman’s and Morrie Ryskind’s classic stage work Of Thee I Sing one of the characters turns down an offer to be Vice President because he’s ashamed to have his mother know. He’s persuaded to accept the office when it’s pointed out that if he doesn’t tell her about it she’ll never find out.

The office has featured eminently forgettable figures as well as comic relief buffoons like Dan “The Global Village Idiot” Quayle and Joe “Koo Koo For Cocoa Puffs” Biden. In the light-hearted style of Balladeer’s Blog’s look at U.S. Presidents here’s a look at the men who got to hang around and see if the country’s Chief Executive wound up six feet under. I’m omitting VP’s who went on to actually become President, so no John Adams or Thomas Jefferson, etc.

AARON BURR

Served Under: Jefferson 

Noted for: Shooting dead more Treasury Secretaries and hatching more plots to overthrow the country than any other Vice President.

GEORGE CLINTON

Served Under: Jefferson and Madison

Noted for: Leading American Rebel forces against the British troops of Continue reading →

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February 9, 2015 · 9:26 pm

MUSLIM ATROCITIES: THE ONE CONSTANT IN LIFE

Islam not one damn thingIt’s no secret that Islam is the most misogynistic, homophobic and otherwise intolerant religion in the world at this particular point in history. Here is just a tiny sampling of the recent atrocities perpetrated by the rabid beast of a religion that forever retards the rest of the world’s social progress. They just can’t stop “perpetuating the cycle of violence.”

The Islamic State performed the Muslim sacrament of beheading on a Syrian street magician because his magic act was considered (yawn) “an insult to Islam.” Cartoons, snowmen, hey, what ISN’T considered an insult to this blood-soaked and savagely superstitious faith founded by an insane child rapist? The mere EXISTENCE of diverse religions and lifestyles is taken as an insult by this backward belief system.  

In Nigeria the local franchise in the global Muslim insanity – Boko Haram – recently used a TEN YEAR OLD GIRL as a suicide bomber to kill 16 people.

The U.N. reported that the Islamic State is using MENTALLY CHALLENGED children as suicide bombers.

ToonophobiaWith this type of activity a DAILY event 10,000 British Muslims turned out to express their disgust with … the Charlie Hebdo Cartoons of Muhammad. Sporting various signs that a reasonable person might interpret as threats to the general public about drawing pictures of Muhammad they mounted the kind of large-scale rally they can NEVER be troubled to show when it comes to the terrorists who allegedly “distort” Islam. Hey, wouldn’t those “distortions” count as “an insult to Muhammad?” Nah, better to protest cartoons instead.

And how far are the gutless grovelers for Islam willing to go to accomodate the savage  superstitions of these people? Today they want it against the law to publish drawings of their alleged “prophet” who died centuries ago. Tomorrow? Well … 

Oh, wait, Islam teaches that Muhammad didn’t die – he “rose to the heavens.” So is that up next when it comes to appeasing that barbaric belief system? Will all of us who are NOT Muslims be required to indulge the pretense that Islam’s child-raping founder did not die long ago? I can’t imagine any of the DMV bureaucrats who masquerade as “educators” here in the year 2015 being willing to take a stand and unconditionally tell their Muslim students that it’s just too bad if it offends them, but non-Muslim students do NOT have to play along with their foolishness. Continue reading →

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February 6, 2015 · 10:14 pm

RAP SINGER FLAVOR FLAV THINKS THAT WE SHOULD GO IN AND “WIPE OUT” ISIS

IslamofascismFlavor Flav actually said this. I’m not sure where he and all the people agreeing with him on social media were when we were actually STILL THERE – oh, wait, I know! They were insisting we were only there for the oil and that we were racists and imperialists and should withdraw. People who pointed out that if Obama withdrew prematurely it would only strengthen the worst elements of Islamic terrorism in the region were labeled “warmongers.”

Well, okay “Flavor Flav” (lmao), let’s think about this:  

* Say we go in, even with the U.N.’s backing like we did in 2003, how long before the exact same hypocrites around the world who want us to go in and “wipe out” ISIS lose interest in the conflict and start bashing us for doing so?

* The conflict alone would take YEARS, followed by a military commitment of DECADES or else groups similar to ISIS would simply take over AGAIN.

* As we saw LAST TIME AROUND, once the novelty of the war wears off with people like Flavor Flav and other entertainers they will start claiming we are just there “for the oil”. They’ll do their usual round of songs, movies, etc demanding an immediate withdrawal. We’ll be told once again that people around the world consider the U.S. “the greatest threat to peace.”

* AND once ISIS is “wiped out” and we’re working with other groups in the region to establish a stable post-ISIS government those same pious hypocrites will be excoriating us as “invaders” and “occupiers”. Iraqis who work with us to establish that stable government will be labeled a “puppet regime” and will get slaughtered when the inevitable, make-believe “anti-war” groups get their way and force ANOTHER premature withdrawal.  

SO MAKE UP YOUR MINDS, SHALLOW PEOPLE OF THE WORLD. IF YOU WANT US TO GO IN DO YOU HAVE THE MATURITY AND COMMITMENT TO STICK WITH IT WHEN:

* Your favorite singer or actor or whatever is out in public denouncing the war as “blood for oil” or “a war of aggression” or “an imperial, racist war” or “cowboy diplomacy”

* We go through a change of administration while the war drags on and on and it’s possibly a Republican crook in the Oval Office instead of a Democratic crook

* Inevitably some anti-ISIS troops do something untoward and even though the perpetrators are being punished the whiny Left in the Western World wants to cripple the entire war effort because of it and is saying “WE’RE the real terrorists”   

Every war is the Vietnam War!

Every war is the Vietnam War!

* The ever-repulsive 1960’s generation of American Liberals relentlessly try to exploit various aspects of ALL OF THE ABOVE ITEMS in their usual effort to relive their Vietnam War-protesting youth    

* Some piece of garbage like Michael Moore makes a seriously dishonest film propagandizing for ISIS? 

IF SO … Continue reading →

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February 5, 2015 · 9:56 pm

ISLAMIC STATE SELLING, CRUCIFYING AND BURYING CHILDREN ALIVE

Islam clingingWhat kind of savages sell, crucify and bury children alive? Oh, yeah … Muslim savages. The New York Times and the U.N. have released new reports about the  daily atrocities being perpetrated by the Obama-spawned Islamic State. Yes, Islam’s never-ending war with the civilized world still rages, this many centuries later. Muslims just won’t stop “perpetuating the cycle of violence.”

Despite the simpering of pandering politicians who want to woo “the Muslim vote” the Islamic State pretty much seems to represent Islam in its purest form, with no elements of humanity, rational thought or civilization restraining it. The Islamic State IS what all nations would be reduced to when Islam gains enough influence. If you doubt me re-read the Rotherham Report.

I’ll never be a Conservative but I stopped considering myself a Liberal long ago because of the way American Liberals just adore Muslim fanatics in spite of that religion’s misogyny, homophobia and general intolerance of diversity. In Islam “tolerance” is a one-way street – Muslims reject all aspects of other cultures but they want to carry their hate-filled Shariah Law with them wherever they go.     Continue reading →

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February 3, 2015 · 8:41 pm

MUSLIMS THROWING GAY PEOPLE TO THEIR DEATHS AND RAIDING GAY WEDDINGS

ISLAM: Where you're never too young to be taught to hate and kill in the never-ending war against the civilized world.

ISLAM: Where you’re never too young to be taught to hate and kill in the never-ending war against the civilized world.

Muslim homophobia rages unabated as the rest of the world’s social progress continues to be retarded by the religion founded by an insane, blood-soaked child rapist named Muhammad.

To the surprise of nobody the Islamic State continues to execute gay people by throwing them off of rooftops. Recently a gay man actually survived the fall only to be beaten to death by the mob of jeering Muslims below. What a peaceful religion!  

And in Nigeria the Muslim Sharia Police arrested twelve people for preparing for a gay wedding. Homosexuality is against the hate-filled and intolerant Sharia laws.

Meanwhile … Continue reading →

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February 1, 2015 · 11:44 pm

MUSLIM SAVAGES BEHEAD ANOTHER JAPANESE CAPTIVE

Islam = Hatred, Slavery, Mass Rape and Infanticide.

Islam = Hatred, Slavery, Mass Rape and Infanticide.

What kind of mindless, blood-soaked savages make a policy of beheading people in the 21st Century? Oh, yeah … Muslim savages. The Islamic State practiced the Muslim sacrament of slow and painful beheading on another Japanese hostage, this time Kenji Goto.

The weak, inept and crooked little man named Barak Obama still cowers at the thought of calling these actions what they are and issued his usual limp statement.

HERE IS AN EXCELLENT VIDEO FROM A FORMER MUSLIM THAT SETS GUTLESS LITTLE BARRY STRAIGHT ABOUT MUSLIM TERRORISM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIVfbH9Lytg

MUSLIM FANATICS ARE THE NAZIS OF THE 21st CENTURY. ONLY COWARDS STILL TRY TO DENY IT.   Continue reading →

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