AMERICA: PART OF THE “ALIEN” FRANCHISE

Mascot new lookIt’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these blog posts here at Balladeer’s Blog.

“We’re a world of 7 billion people, 10 billion blogs and 20 billion political poses” is always the opening line. So let’s have some fun framing American politics as part of the Alien franchise.

Ellen RipleyRIPLEY and the other humans in the Alien films are American VOTERS. As we struggle to survive in this dangerous setting we need to stand together against the common threats. And that applies whether a voter considers themselves Independent or Democrat or Republican. Political labels have become meaningless for US as the Neo-Feudalists view all of us as peasants and cannon fodder, anyway.  

Alien XenomorphTHE XENOMORPHS are the DEMOCRAT office holders and their fellow members of the Hive Mind: the corporate media, “teachers” (LMAO), entertainers, SJWs and anyone else who plays along with the Democrat approach of taking offense at everything and filing complaints until only other Democrats work in your field. And Democrat power-holders and “activists” (LMAO) have no traces of individuality, just like the Xenomorphs. No personality, no independent thought and certainly no personal strength. Their numbers and unquestioning obedience are their fascistic advantage.

Carter BurkeWEYLAND-YUTANI CORPORATION are the REPUBLICAN office holders and bloated rich pigs who care only about profit, potential profit and possible “sacrificed profits” if they don’t exploit every single situation for every dime that can be extracted from it. BURKE in particular represents Republican trash like the Bush Family, Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney, the stuffy white guys at National Review, etc. The Xenomorphs could be stopped if the Republican money-grubbers would forget the bottom line for once and stand with human beings. This will never happen. They will sell us out every time if it adds just one dollar to their bank balance.  

Lighten up, Democrats and Republicans! It’s all in fun. WE NEED THIRD PARTIES.

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16 responses to “AMERICA: PART OF THE “ALIEN” FRANCHISE

  1. Owen's avatar Owen

    Perfect analogies for democrat and republican scum.

  2. Jennifer's avatar Jennifer

    This was really spot on! Especially about Democrat fascism and lack of individual strength.

  3. JOCKO MADIGAN's avatar JOCKO MADIGAN

    Perfect comparisons for the Democrats and Republicans.

  4. Saul's avatar Saul

    You drew perfect analogies here!

  5. ontheroadwitheric's avatar ontheroadwitheric

    Keep sticking it to them! You are the only one who takes on both political parties!

  6. Ira's avatar Ira

    Great post! The Democrats as the xenomorphs and the Republicans as Weyland Yutani is perfect!

  7. Beeper's avatar Beeper

    Very sharp take! I loved the shots at both sides!

  8. JangoGod's avatar JangoGod

    Yeah you rite about democrats and republicans. Trump was the best alternative!

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