FOOL KILLER PART TWENTY-FIVE: KLARENC WADE MAK

Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of the many facets of Fool Killer lore.

FOR PART ONE, INCLUDING THE HISTORICAL CONTEXT, CLICK HERE

PART TWENTY-FIVE: The 1918 one-shot publication called The Fool Killer was written by Dr Klarenc Wade Mak, poet, author and socialist political candidate for mayoral office in Kansas City, MO around 1918. Mak had also written Ekkoes (sic) from the Hart (sic) and Mental Dinamite (sic).

Mak’s 1918 work is sometimes confused with James Larkin Pearson’s 1910-1917 and 1919-1929 publication called The Fool-Killer. Both Mak and Pearson wrote poetry, both published works using the Fool Killer name and both were open about their sympathy with socialist politics of the time period.

Fool Killer condensedPer the surviving correspondence of Eugene V Debs, Dr Mak once invited Debs to speak in Kansas City, MO at an event where Mak and other socialist candidates would be appearing.

Despite the “socialist” label, Klarenc Mak’s Fool Killer had that quality I have appreciated about nearly all the Fool Killer items I’ve come across: Attitudes which would outrage BOTH the political left AND right here in the 21st Century. Even the socialist label as Mak’s writings define it refers to workers, NOT “people who want something for nothing” as he calls them. (He also calls them parasites.) So even that brand of “socialism” would offend both right-wingers and left-wingers of today. For different reasons, of course. 

Mak’s Fool Killer expressed disapproval of capitalism AND disapproval of abortion, so again we see that both the Left and the Right of today would be hard pressed to force a quick and easy label on this Fool Killer. Pretty refreshing!

Before returning to Pearson’s monthly publication I wanted to post some examples of Mak’s incarnation of the Fool Killer expressing sentiments tweaking both ends of the political spectrum by today’s standards:   

Fool Killer by Klarenc Wade Mak“When a man has lived long enough to have tried all the bad things in this world he generally wants to hang on a little longer just to see if the Republicans and Democrats won’t invent some NEW evils.”

“The highest part of an education is finding out how much of it isn’t so.” (In the distant past this would have applied to right-wing domination of the educational system, but for decades now it has applied to left-wing domination of the educational system.)

“Wrong ideas are not an education, they are mental weeds, the base materials that prejudice is made out of.”

“If your religion can’t stand being criticized it is in the same class with the gold ring that’s afraid of acids. Such a ring is not gold at all – only a base pretender; and the same with the religion that can’t stand the acid test of criticism – it’s just as spurious and should be rejected.” (Left-wing zealots try to censor all criticism of Islam, right-wing zealots try to censor all criticism of Christianity and Judaism. At present, however, the left-wing book-burners have the help of the Silicon Valley Robber Barons/ Techno Fascists to help them in their censorship jihad.)

“The misdeeds of Democrats are about as plentiful as the drops of water in all the oceans, while the crimes of Republicans are as numerous as the seconds in Eternity.”

“According to the politicians and the Big Skinners of Labor, railroad men are only human beings about two weeks before election.”

“The D.C. that is written after the Potomac city of Washington means Deceitful City.”

“Some people would rather be in the swim than in the right.”

“What’s the difference between the Union Man and the Scab when they both vote the same capitalist ticket? And where would you draw the dividing line between the pious church member and the bartender who vote the same old Republican or Democrat ticket?”

“Only weak and worthless ideas require force to propagate them.”

“Every vote for the old parties will make the hole in the doughnut bigger and the milk bottle smaller.”

“Thinking is death to chains. Believing is a shackle factory.”

“There’d be no hell in this world if you boobs wouldn’t vote for it.”

“Contented ignorance has no wings and is the best slave in the world.”

“As long as the workers vote for what they don’t want they’ll have plenty of it.”

“A Democrat couldn’t be any worse than he is unless he had been born twins and the other half of himself had gone Republican.”

FOR PART TWENTY-SIX, AS MAK’S FOOL KILLER TAKES ON THE EXPLOITERS OF CHILD LABOR, PEOPLE WHO KILL BUFFALO FOR KICKS AND MORE CLICK HERE 

I WILL EXAMINE MORE FOOL KILLER LORE SOON. KEEP CHECKING BACK FOR UPDATES.

FOR MY LOOK AT JOE MAGARAC, THE STEEL MILL VERSION OF JOHN HENRY AND PAUL BUNYAN, CLICK HERE 

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12 responses to “FOOL KILLER PART TWENTY-FIVE: KLARENC WADE MAK

  1. Beth-Ann

    Such variety! And you’re right it is refreshing to have something that doesn’t fit into the narrow-minded strict left or strict right categories.

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  4. William

    Good post! Wonderful sayings!

  5. Phoebe

    Very timeless sayings!

  6. Patrick

    What a nice collection of sayings!

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