Balladeer’s Blog’s readers have spoken! You’ve asked for a long, “super-cut” collection of all my New Democrat Slogans blog posts in one entry. We’ll start out with a few brand-new ones followed by all the previous mock slogans.
Anyway, Democrats have become such repulsive people that I like to “raise awareness” with them regarding the fact that their pompous snobbery is itself the type of bigotry they pretend to oppose.
DEMOCRATS: ALL OF OUR OPINIONS SHOULD CARRY THE FORCE OF LAW!
DEMOCRATS: THE CAMPAIGN NEVER ENDS … AND NEITHER WILL OUR DISCOVERY OF BOXES FULL OF “UNCOUNTED” VOTES!
DEMOCRATS: WE OVERUSED THE WORD “RACIST” TO THE POINT OF MEANINGLESSNESS. NOW WE’RE DOING THE SAME WITH “WHITE SUPREMACIST.”
DEMOCRATS: ANY SYSTEM IN WHICH ANY OF OUR CANDIDATES CAN LOSE IS AN UNFAIR SYSTEM THAT NEEDS CHANGED, DAMMIT!
DEMOCRATS: WE WARNED YOU THAT IF ANY MORE ELECTIONS DID NOT GO THE WAY WE WANTED THEN WE WOULD IMPOSE VIOLENT FASCISM AND NOW WE’RE KEEPING THAT PROMISE!
DEMOCRATS: APPEALING TO THE WORST ASPECTS OF HUMAN NATURE FOR ROUGHLY TWO HUNDRED YEARS!
DEMOCRATS: WE’D RATHER SEE THOUSANDS OF YOU PEASANTS GET KILLED THAN SEE ONE SINGLE MUSLIM TERRORIST INCONVENIENCED AT AN AIRPORT!
DEMOCRATS: BEFORE REPUBLICAN JOSEPH MCCARTHY THERE WAS DEMOCRAT MARTIN DIES!
DEMOCRATS: WE’LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU PEASANTS FOR HUMILIATING ME SO BADLY! (I understand Hillary Clinton suggested this one)
DEMOCRATS: WE CAUSED THE DOMESTIC SPREAD OF SLAVERY, THE TRAIL OF TEARS, THE JAPANESE INTERNMENT, THE SPOILS SYSTEM AND THE KKK, THEN PASSED THE BLAME ON TO THE REST OF YOU!
DEMOCRATS: PROTECTING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FROM THE SCUM CALLED AMERICAN CITIZENS!
DEMOCRATS: REMEMBER “DON’T TRUST ANYONE OVER THIRTY?” WE’VE ADJUSTED THAT TO “DON’T TRUST ANYONE UNDER SEVENTY OR OVER TWENTY-ONE!”
DEMOCRATS: YOU PEONS NEED TO GET USED TO THE FACT THAT THIS COUNTRY EXISTS SOLELY TO PERPETUATE PRIVILEGES FOR OUR POLITICAL PARTY!
DEMOCRATS: WILL YOU MORONS EVER RISE TO OUR STANDARDS?
DEMOCRATS: SEE! THE REPUBLICANS DESPISE YOU PEOPLE AS MUCH AS WE DO!
DEMOCRATS: IF YOU LIKED THE CIVIL WAR WE CAUSED TO KEEP OUR SLAVES YOU’LL LOVE THE ONE WE CAUSE THIS TIME!
DEMOCRATS: AT LEAST ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS AND THE DEAD STILL VOTE FOR US!
DEMOCRATS: WE ARE THE FASCISTS WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
DEMOCRATS: IT’S EASIER TO JUST CONSTANTLY TELL EVERYONE HOW COMPASSIONATE YOU THINK YOU ARE THAN IT IS TO ACTUALLY BE COMPASSIONATE!
DEMOCRATS: OPPRESSING PEOPLE WHILE POSING AS THE OPPRESSED!
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DEMOCRATS: FILING COMPLAINTS ABOUT PEOPLE WHO SAY SOMETHING WE DISAGREE WITH IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF ACTIVISM!
DEMOCRATS: PROUDLY REPRESENTING COWARDLY HYPOCRITES, POMPOUS SNOBS AND HILARIOUSLY PRETENTIOUS ASSES!
DEMOCRATS: WE’RE EVEN BETTER AT SCREWING OVER THE POOR AND THE WORKING CLASS THAN THE REPUBLICANS ARE!
DEMOCRATS: IF THE COUNTRY IS SPLIT ALMOST 50-50 THAT MEANS THAT ONLY THE PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH US ARE BEING “DIVISIVE” … NEVER US!
DEMOCRATS: WE RUINED LIBERALISM! WE RUINED THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM! WE RUINED THE COURT SYSTEM AND UNDERMINED THE ELECTORAL PROCESS ITSELF! PLEASE DON’T STOP US NOW!
DEMOCRATS: FINDING A RACIST UNDER EVERY BED!
DEMOCRATS: THE WORLD’S OPPOSITION PARTY TO YOU EVIL AMERICAN PIGS!
*** DEMOCRATS: WE MAKE PURITANS OF THE 1600s LOOK TOLERANT OF DISSENTING OPINIONS! TO THEM DISSENT WAS A “SIN” – TO US IT’S “HATE!”
*** MAKE SURE THAT ANY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES WORN BY YOU AND/OR YOUR CHILDREN ARE APPROVED BY US DEMOCRATS … OTHERWISE WE WILL FILE A COMPLAINT ABOUT YOU!
*** DID YOU KNOW WE DEMOCRATS HAVE A WONDERFUL PLAN FOR YOUR LIFE?
*** DEMOCRATS: WE’LL JUST KEEP FILING COMPLAINTS ABOUT PEOPLE UNTIL THERE’S NOTHING BUT US DEMOCRATS LEFT WORKING HERE! (See colleges and universities, news outlets, NPR, PBS and many others!)
*** HOW DO WE KNOW? PRIVILEGED WHITE DEMOCRATS TELL US SOOO! (A reference to the old religious zealot song “How do I know? The Bible Tells Me So“)
*** DEMOCRATS: SIMPLE-MINDED ADOLESCENT OUTRAGE IS A WAY OF LIFE. EVEN INTO OUR SEVENTIES!
*** YOU PEASANTS ARE ALLOWED TO SAY, DO, WRITE OR POST ON THE INTERNET ONLY THOSE THINGS WHICH DON’T UPSET US DEMOCRATS.
*** ONLY THOSE PEOPLE OF COLOR WHO AGREE WITH US WHITE DEMOCRATS ARE AUTHENTIC. THE REST MUST BE HOUNDED FROM PUBLIC LIFE OR RECANT.
*** IT’S A FREE COUNTRY … AS LONG AS WE DEMOCRATS APPROVE.
*** THE ONLY THINGS THAT ARE NOT HATEFUL ARE THE THINGS WE DEMOCRATS OKAY.
*** DEMOCRATS: YOUR CHILDREN’S TEACHERS ARE OUR CLERGY!
*** WE DEMOCRATS AND WE ALONE DICTATE WHAT IS ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN!
*** DEMOCRATS: WE CIRCUMVENT DEMOCRACY THROUGH CORPORATE FASCISM AND MASS MEDIA HARRASSMENT!
*** IF PRIVILEGED WHITE DEMOCRATS SAY SOMETHING IS CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE, YOU PEASANTS MUST OBEY US.
*** DEMOCRATS: THE DOGMA LIVES LOUDLY IN THEM.
*** WE DEMOCRATS SAY THE WOMEN ACCUSING ROBERT MUELLER OF SEXUAL ASSAULT MUST NOT BE BELIEVED!
*** DEMOCRATS: BYPASSING THE BALLOT BOX TO ENSLAVE YOU VIA CORPORATE FASCISM!
And for more items about Democrat Atrocities click HERE
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These were so funny but so true!
Thank you.
Democrats would never be this honest.
That is true!
This list was sheer genius!
Thank you.
omg I loved these so much! This is really how democrats act!
Ha! Thank you!
These were funny but not insane enough for the democrats.
Ha! I know what you mean!