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COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF AND BOWL RESULTS FOR NOVEMBER 18th

*** NCCAA ***

Campbellsville UniversityVICTORY BOWL – Each year the season-ending event in the NCCAA (National Christian College Athletic Association) is the Victory Bowl. This year’s edition pitted the CAMPBELLSVILLE UNIVERSITY TIGERS against the SOUTHWESTERN ASSEMBLIES OF GOD UNIVERSITY LIONS. The Lions led this catfight 7-6 in the 1st Quarter and 21-19 at Halftime. The 3rd Quarter ended with the Tigers on top 32-21 before they went on to win it 41-28.

*** NAIA PLAYOFFS ***

Georgetown (KY) TigersUPSET IN BALDWIN CITY – The 11th seeded GEORGETOWN (KY) COLLEGE TIGERS visited the 6 seeds – the BAKER UNIVERSITY WILDCATS – in this First Round clash. A 14-13 1st Quarter lead for the Tigers became a 26-20 Wildcats edge by the Half. The 4th Quarter started with Georgetown College back on top 34-33, and a Safety gave them a 36-33 victory.   

St Francis (IN)TOP SEEDS IN A THRILLER – The top seeds – the UNIVERSITY OF SAINT FRANCIS (IN) COUGARS – welcomed the 16th seeded BENEDICTINE COLLEGE RAVENS. After a lengthy lightning delay the Alpha and Omega of this year’s NAIA playoffs finally squared off. The Ravens gave the Cougars almost more than they could handle, but in the end the University of Saint Francis moved on to the Second Round with a 26-21 win.

Northwestern College Red RaidersTEN OVER SEVEN – Yes, it seems that no matter what the sport, 10 seed over 7 seed upsets are virtually a postseason tradition. In this particular game the 10th seeded NORTHWESTERN (IA) COLLEGE RED RAIDERS faced the 7 seeds – the LANGSTON UNIVERSITY LIONS. The Red Raiders proceeded to shock, then obliterate their hosts to the tune of FIFTY-FIVE to SEVEN! Continue reading →

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TEHU’AINGABENGA: A GOD OF BELLONA AND RENNELL ISLANDS

bellona-and-rennellBalladeer’s Blog’s previous look at the gods of Bellona and Rennell Islands has proven to be as popular as my examination of the gods of their fellow Polynesian island groups like Hawaii and Samoa. For the main list CLICK HERE

TEHU’AINGABENGA – The chief district deity of the Kaitu’u Clan. He was the son (or grandson) of the sky god Tehainga’atua. As Tehainga’atua “owned” the physical islands of Bellona and Rennell, so Tehu’aingabenga “owned” the people of those islands.

Tehu’aingabenga was the most active deity in the Bellona and Rennell (Bel-Ren) pantheon and was featured very heavily in cult (ritual and cultural activities) and myths (tales of the gods).

The Bel-Ren belief system regarded meteors as Apai, or unworshipped deities. The meteor god named Tangangoa was swooping down and flying off with many of the children and worshippers of the sky god Tehainga’atua. When Tehainga’atua proved incapable of defeating Tangangoa he turned to his son (or grandson) for help.

Tehu’aingabenga obliged and did battle with Tangangoa. Though the meteor deity had been nimble enough to elude the lightning bolts of Tehainga’atua, Tehu’aingabenga’s divine spears – or Hakasanisani – NEVER missed whatever the god wanted them to strike when he threw them.

Soon the malevolent Tangangoa was riddled with the barbed spears and surrendered. He returned everyone he had abducted and vowed never to engage in such behavior again. Tehu’aingabenga was unforgiving and for the rest of eternity the Hakasanisani which had impaled Tangangoa’s body remained where they were.   

Tehu’aingabenga’s other mythic activities included:   Continue reading →

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NO DOUBT: SPIDERWEBS

Give Them A Shoutout Before They’re Dead returns with this shoutout to No Doubt’s song Spiderwebs.

 

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL: NJCAA BOWL TEAMS FOR 2017

Balladeer’s Blog’s look at the upcoming postseason in the various divisions of college football that I cover continues.

*** NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME ***

East Mississippi College Lions helmet profileTHE MISSISSIPPI BOWL

Matchup: Number One ranked EAST MISSISSIPPI COLLEGE LIONS versus … 

Arizona Western College good helmetThe Number Two ARIZONA WESTERN COLLEGE MATADORS. 

Date: December 3rd  

Kickoff: 3:00PM ET 

*** OTHER NJCAA BOWLS ***

Hutchinson Blue DragonsSALT CITY BOWL

Matchup: The HUTCHINSON COLLEGE BLUE DRAGONS versus …

Eastern Arizona CollegeThe EASTERN ARIZONA COLLEGE GILA MONSTERS

Date: December 2nd

Kickoff: 2:00PM ET

ASA CollegeVALLEY OF THE SUN BOWL

Matchup: The Number 16 ASA (NY) COLLEGE AVENGERS versus …

Mesa College ThunderbirdsThe MESA COLLEGE THUNDERBIRDS

Date: December 2nd

Kickoff: 5:00PM ET Continue reading →

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WILLIAMSON MECHANICS NAMED USCAA COLLEGE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONS

Williamson Trade HelmetPer the Glitternight index Balladeer’s Blog has named the WILLIAMSON COLLEGE OF THE TRADES MECHANICS  football’s National Champions of the USCAA (United States Collegiate Athletic Association).

The runners-up for 2017 are the Dean College Bulldogs, the defending National Champions who edged out the Newport News Apprentice School Builders for the 2016 title.

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BAD MOVIES AND SHORTS FOR THANKSGIVING

Blood Freak (1972)

Blood Freak (1972)

For Thanksgiving time Balladeer’s Blog often gives shout-outs to bad movies and hilariously lame educational shorts that have a specific Thanksgiving theme. As always my Bad Movie page contains full-length reviews of the films I’m offering a brief synopsis of here.

BLOOD FREAK (1972) – This movie is about a man who turns into a murderous monster with the head of a turkey after he eats a chemically treated gobbler at the turkey farm where he works. Blood Freak has been a cult classic for Thanksgiving for decades now, with many Movie Host shows of the late 70’s onward making a point of screening it at this time of year (including The Texas 27 Film Vault). The biker who turns into the blood-crazed turkey monster is Continue reading →

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D3 COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF TEAMS FOR 2017

Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at the 32 teams playing in this Saturday’s opening round of the D3 football playoffs.

UW-OSHKOSH REGION

Oshkosh TitansUNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN AT Lakeland College Muskies helmetOSHKOSH TITANS

Will host the …

LAKELAND COLLEGE MUSKIES

Trine_INTRINE UNIVERSITY Monmouth_ILTHUNDER

Will host the …

MONMOUTH COLLEGE FIGHTING SCOTS Continue reading →

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THE QUEER SIDE OF THINGS: ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION

StrandTHE QUEER SIDE OF THINGS (1890s) – Written by James Frank Sullivan.  Straight from the Gay Nineties, it’s a selection of Sullivan’s contributions to the Strand magazine’s short fiction column The Queer Side of Things.

So, before we all find ourselves on Queer Street just because some Dick wants to arrest us for seeming as queer as a clockwork orange, here’s a snatch of J.F.’s work from The Queer Side of Things column. 

OLD PROFESSOR WILLETT (December 1892) – Professor Willett announces to his family that his latest invention is going to make all of them rich but refuses to elaborate. Willett disappears after a few days without revealing any more details.

Foul play is suspected and the story’s narrator investigates. It turns out the Professor had devised a highly advanced explosive made from natural fibers. The explosive goes off with no sound and is so rapid its victims seem to simply vanish.

Willett was the first to go during an accident with his invention. Other family members have been perishing/ vanishing, too and the narrator is desperate to save his fiancée – one of the Professor’s daughters – from meeting the same fate.

SPOILER: He is too late and in despair lets himself die from the super-explosive, too.   

THE DWINDLING HOUR (January 1893) – Pre-Einsteinian look at Relativity. A relic in the form of a water clock made from rare stone around 5000 B.C. gets passed down from civilization to civilization. Odd changes in the size of the water hole in the bowl of the water clock seem harmless at first but eventually are understood to be ominous.  Continue reading →

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D2 COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF TEAMS FOR 2017

Twenty-Eight teams make the playoffs in Division Two. There are four Super Regions with seven teams each, and the top seeds in each Super Region have a Bye in Round One.

IUP Crimson HawksONE SEEDS – Super Region 1 – INDIANA UNIVERSITY IN PENNSYLVANIA CRIMSON HAWKS   ###   Super Region 2 – UNIVERSITY OF WEST ALABAMA TIGERS   ###    Super Region 3 – FORT HAYS STATE TIGERS   ###    Super Region 4 – CENTRAL WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY WILDCATS 

Matchups for Saturday:

SUPER REGION ONE

Assumption Greyhounds helmet(3) ASSUMPTION COLLEGE GREYHOUNDS

Affiliation: Northeast Ten Conference

Will host the …

Cal PA(6) CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA VULCANS

Affiliation: Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference

Kickoff Time: 1:00PM ET Continue reading →

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PEARL JAM: CORDUROY

Balladeer’s Blog’s “Give Them A Shoutout Before They’re Dead” segment strikes again with this shoutout to Pearl Jam and Corduroy.  

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