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DICK: RICHARD FALK, ALLEGED U.N. “HUMAN RIGHTS COUNCIL” EXPERT, IMPLIES THE BOSTON VICTIMS HAD IT COMING FOR BEING WESTERNERS

Dick hates it when westerners get in the way of Islamist explosives.

Dick hates it when westerners get in the way of Islamist explosives.

Richard Falk, a Princeton-indoctrinated groveler for Islam, has proven to be a callous monster as well as a fool. In his latest hate-filled rant in the Muslim propoganda outfit Foreign Policy Journal he HILARIOUSLY distorts the situation between the civilized world and Islamists. In the minds of people like … Dick … when Islamist madmen commit mass murder it is entirely justified. When anyone retaliates or even INVESTIGATES Islamist fanatics it is a sign that poor li’l Islam is being picked on. The homophobic and woman-hating Islamist fanatics are the kind of people Richard Falk should be condemning, especially for their savage treatment of women. Dick … doesn’t have the courage to do that so of course he redirects his anger at the United States, like his equally cowardly and mindlessly conformist colleagues in the academic world.

HEY … DICK … WHAT ABOUT THE “HUMAN RIGHTS” OF ALL THE DEAD VICTIMS OF ISLAMIST VIOLENCE?

AND … To the surprise of nobody except spineless crawlers like Richard Falk ANOTHER Islamist plot was Continue reading

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“WORLDVIEW: ISLAM” – THE MUSLIM MARATHON MASSACRE

RELIGION KILLS

RELIGION KILLS

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that truly criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives equally.

I’d like to offer my condolences to America’s Liberals, who were salivating with the desperate hope that the massacre at the Boston Marathon could be blamed on the Conservatives they hate with such irrational fervor. Democratic stations like NPR, CNN and others which are the Liberal versions of Fox News Channel and talk radio were lovingly dwelling on the April 15th date (Tax Day), practically orgasming at the thought that Continue reading

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ISLAM AND MISOGYNY: A SHOUTOUT FOR LAST WEEK’S FEMEN PROTEST AGAINST ISLAM’S TREATMENT OF WOMEN

As usual women have much more courage than men.

As usual women have much more courage than men.

Hello from your old anarchist buddy Balladeer, but you can just call me “the puppet of Jews” like the Muslim fanatics who threaten me do. It’s no secret that Islam treats women like slaves and worse. It’s also no secret that American Liberals are far too cowardly to criticize Islam the same way they criticize Christianity for its own outdated views.

Last week FEMEN, a feminist group in Europe, staged a topless protest against Islam’s violent, savage and subhuman treatment of women. There was a lot of action outside the Grand Mosque in Paris, where FEMEN members showed they have more backbone than all of the American Left put together by burning a Continue reading

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ALLAH AND MUHAMMAD TOLD ME TO LOVE GAY PEOPLE

Picture of Muhammad not available due to superstitious savagery

Picture of Muhammad not available due to superstitious savagery

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, where ALL religions are treated as mythology, including Islam. Last night I had a dream in which Allah (in her pre- Islamic female form of Alliyat) and Muhammad (who was much shorter than he looks in those drawings that Continue reading

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DENNIS RODMAN OR GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: WHO’S A BIGGER IMBECILE?

Dennis RodmanOnce again readers of Balladeer’s Blog can vote on a particular question. This time around the subject is the now- notorious appearance of Dennis Rodman on George Stephanopoulos’ news program This Week.

If this isn’t the sartorial appearance of an expert on U.S.- North Korean relations I don’t know what is! Since Dennis Rodman showed up wearing a suit made out of make- believe dollar bills I guess Wall Street Week will be where this Renaissance Man shows up next.

Yes, former NBA star Rodman recently visited North Korea as a guest of Kim Jong Un. Like many other shallow and brainless American celebrities who relish getting to be chummy with dictators Rodman mistakenly believed that the lack of legal opposition in a dictatorship means that that dictator is beloved and respected. Rodman compounded his error by  Continue reading

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MOVIES NOT COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU

Hollywoodland

Hollywoodland

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that is truly non-partisan in its criticism of those irrational zealots called Liberals and Conservatives. As I have often pointed out in the past there are no such things as right and wrong, there are simply things that a culture finds acceptable and things that a culture frowns upon. Six decades ago Hollywood films conformed to the tired Conservative cliches of Eisenhower’s America and earlier years. Today Hollywood films conform to the tired Liberal cliches of the Political Correctness Police.

In the 1950’s a movie depicting a gay (or black or female) character in the same positive way that the straight (or white or male) characters were depicted would be frowned upon. Today a Hollywood movie depicting a white, straight or (gasp) Christian character in the same positive way that the black, gay or Muslim characters are depicted would be frowned upon.

As always fringe filmmaking is where the courageous storytelling is to be found. The gutless, pandering Hollywood studios all make cookie- cutter movies lacking any sort of diversity in their worldview. Long ago it was uniformly mindless Conservative films being churned out by the dozens. In recent decades it’s been uniformly mindless Liberal films being churned out by the dozens. So let’s proceed with this light- hearted look at movies no Hollywood studio would touch today.

Crimson ImamNot Coming Soon – THE CRIMSON IMAM – A heroic Muslim woman dons a red costume and mask, then takes to the streets of her Muslim community punishing men who physically abuse women in the name of the outdated dictates of their religion. Calling herself the Crimson Imam she becomes a nationwide role model and inspires a large-scale feminist movement within Islam. Eventually women and gay people are embraced by Islam, with female clergy and gay marriages commonplace and with abortion rights a new Muslim priority.

What You’d See Instead – THE CRIMSON NUN – A heroic Christian woman dons a red habit and mask, then takes to the streets of her Christian community punishing priests who molest children and Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND FANATICISM

Two children of privilege who represent everything worth despising about Liberals and Conservatives.

Two children of privilege who represent everything worth despising about Liberals and Conservatives.

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the internet that is truly non-partisan in its criticism of the shrill children called Liberals and Conservatives. Because of my frequent references to the way Liberal fanatics and Conservative fanatics continue to tear the country apart I sometimes get emails from them asking me how I define the word “fanatic”. I’m always delighted when Liberals can tear themselves away from trite racebaiting and Conservatives can tear themselves away from their Bibles long enough to send me a few hate-filled missives so I’ll be happy to clarify my definition of the word.

YOU KNOW YOU’RE A LIBERAL OR CONSERVATIVE FANATIC IF …

You actually think the members of one political party are “the good guys” and the members of the other political party are “the bad guys.”

You’ve deluded yourself into thinking that any facts that don’t fit your political prejudices are  propaganda spread by Fox News Channel and talk radio (according to Liberal fanatics) or spread by the Liberal media (according to Conservative fanatics) .

You avoid any Continue reading

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VICE PRESIDENTS: A PRESIDENT’S DAY LOOK AT HISTORY’S SECOND BANANAS

John Adams

John Adams

Since it’s Presidents Day Weekend here’s another seasonal post.

John Adams called the Vice Presidency “the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived.” A very old joke went “Once there were two brothers. One ran away to sea and the other became Vice President. Neither was ever heard from again.”

In George S Kaufman’s and Morrie Ryskind’s classic stage work Of Thee I Sing one of the characters turns down an offer to be Vice President because he’s ashamed to have his mother know. He’s persuaded to accept the office when it’s pointed out that if he doesn’t tell her about it she’ll never find out.

The office has featured eminently forgettable figures as well as comic relief buffoons like Dan “The Global Village Idiot” Quayle and Joe “Koo Koo For Cocoa Puffs” Biden. In the light-hearted style of Balladeer’s Blog’s look at U.S. Presidents here’s a look at the men who got to hang around and see if the country’s Chief Executive wound up six feet under. I’m omitting VP’s who went on to actually become President, so no John Adams or Thomas Jefferson, etc. 

aaron-burrAARON BURR

Served Under: Jefferson 

Noted for: Shooting dead more Treasury Secretaries and hatching more plots to start his own country than any other Vice President. (So far, anyway.)

Best Burr Quote: “I’m still searching for the real killers of Alexander Hamilton.” 

GEORGE CLINTON

Served Under: Jefferson and Madison

Noted for: P-Funk and Funkadelic Leading American Rebel forces against the British troops of his loyalist cousin Sir Henry Clinton during the Revolutionary War. Continue reading

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PRESIDENTIAL PROS AND CONS FROM BALLADEER’S BLOG: HARRISON TO OBAMA

23. BENJAMIN HARRISON – Motto: “What this country needs right now is a man whose grandfather was president  barely a month before dying.” *** Nickname: Baby McKee’s Grandfather *** Pro: Was the  president who first had the White House wired for electricity.  Con: His administration was slightly overshadowed by the press’ obsession with his terminally “cutesy” grandson, Baby McKee. 

24. GROVER CLEVELAND, TERM 2 – Motto: “He’s back … deadlier and more powerful than ever before!” ***  Nickname: King of the Wild Frontier *** Pro: Was 10 % doughier than in his first term.  Con: Came down harder on striking workers than some presidents come down on actual criminal behavior and called Eugene Debs “an enemy of the human race”. 

25. WILLIAM MCKINLEY – Motto: “Whatever Ohio Political Machine Boss Mark Hanna thinks my motto should be.” *** Nickname: McStudly *** Pro: Tried to establish a Continue reading

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PRESIDENTIAL PROS AND CONS FROM BALLADEER’S BLOG: WASHINGTON TO CLEVELAND

Fun Fact: Barbara Bush patterned her "look" after Millard Fillmore

Fun Fact: Barbara Bush patterned her “look” after Millard Fillmore

In honor of the upcoming President’s Day Holiday weekend  Balladeer’s Blog now presents some of my quick takes on each of the 44 men who have stayed one step ahead of the law while occupying the office.

1. GEORGE WASHINGTON – Motto – “Screw taking a salary, just bill ’em outrageously for your expenses!”  *** Nickname: The First Lady of Broadway *** Pro: Established the precedent of stepping down after 2 terms max.  Con: Owned other human beings.

2. JOHN ADAMS – Motto – ” A day without alienating someone is like a day without sunshine.” *** Nickname: Boom-Boom *** Pro: Was almost fanatically honest.  Con: Alienated nearly everyone except his wife Abigail.

3. THOMAS JEFFERSON – Motto: ” What’s with that painting where I look like Bea Arthur?” *** Nickname: The Pompous Hypocrite *** Pro: Never vetoed a single bill, deferring to the will of the people’s representatives.  Con: Owned other human beings.

4. JAMES MADISON – Motto: “That’s me on the five thousand dollar bill, babe!” *** Nickname: Continue reading

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