Another Balladeer’s Blog Top Twenty list for 2020. Previously I featured cool-named college sports teams from the NAIA and USCAA. This time it’s 20 cool-named teams from the NCCAA (National Christian College Athletic Association).
YELLOWSTONE CHRISTIAN COLLEGE CENTURIONS
Location: Billings, MT
Comment: “Thwow him to the GWOUND, thentuwion!” Had to be said, for the sake of all us Monty Python fans. Joking aside, Centurions is a terrific and almost unique team name in college sports.
UNIVERSITY OF SAINT KATHERINE FIREBIRDS
Location: San Marcos, CA
Comment: These teams were named after the Doug McClure post-apocalypse movie Firebird: 2015 AD. I’m KIDDING! They were named after the legendary firebirds themselves.
NEBRASKA CHRISTIAN COLLEGE SENTINELS
Location: Papillion, NE
Comment: The Sentinels have got it going on! So does their institution, which has a knack for unique and memorable team names. Prior to going by Sentinels NCC’s teams were called the Parsons.
MOODY BIBLE INSTITUTE ARCHERS
Location: Chicago, IL
Comment: Set your Mood Rings to “contemplative!” This team name comes from the school’s reference to their famous Arch, NOT to people who wield a bow and arrows, but that’s a common misconception. Continue reading
CLEVELAND COMMUNITY COLLEGE YETIS
WEBB INSTITUTE WEBBIES
GREAT BAY COLLEGE HERONS
PRATT INSTITUTE CANNONEERS
EAST/WEST UNIVERSITY PHANTOMS
CAL MARITIME KEELHAULERS
TRINITY CHRISTIAN COLLEGE TROLLS
COLUMBIA COLLEGE FIGHTING KOALAS 
MONTREAL CARABINS
OTTAWA GEE GEES
ACADIA AXEMEN
ERSKINE COLLEGE
GENEVA COLLEGE
FIVE TOWNS COLLEGE SOUND
Thanksgiving Week continues! I’m sure we all remember how the Pilgrims of the 1600s fled England to escape persecution for their horribly malformed faces (see left). 