NEW DEMOCRAT SLOGANS

Democrats are hateIt’s been awhile but here are some new suggested slogans for the totalitarian psychopaths who still call themselves Democrats. FOR ONE OF THE MANY RUNNING TALLIES ON POLITICAL VIOLENCE RECENTLY COMMITTED BY DEMOCRATS CLICK HERE

*** DEMOCRATS: WE MAKE PURITANS OF THE 1600s LOOK TOLERANT OF DISSENTING OPINIONS! TO THEM DISSENT WAS A “SIN” – TO US IT’S “HATE!”

*** MAKE SURE THAT ANY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES WORN BY YOU AND/OR YOUR CHILDREN ARE APPROVED BY US DEMOCRATS … OTHERWISE WE WILL FILE A COMPLAINT ABOUT YOU!

*** DID YOU KNOW WE DEMOCRATS HAVE A WONDERFUL PLAN FOR YOUR LIFE?

*** DEMOCRATS: WE’LL JUST KEEP FILING COMPLAINTS ABOUT PEOPLE UNTIL THERE’S NOTHING BUT US DEMOCRATS LEFT WORKING HERE! (See colleges and universities, news outlets, NPR, PBS and many others!)

*** HOW DO WE KNOW? PRIVILEGED WHITE DEMOCRATS TELL US SOOO! (A reference to the old religious zealot song “How do I know? The Bible Tells Me So“)

*** DEMOCRATS: SIMPLE-MINDED ADOLESCENT OUTRAGE IS A WAY OF LIFE. EVEN INTO OUR SEVENTIES! 

Democrats mike myers*** YOU PEASANTS ARE ALLOWED TO SAY, DO, WRITE OR POST ON THE INTERNET ONLY THOSE THINGS WHICH DON’T UPSET US DEMOCRATS.

*** ONLY THOSE PEOPLE OF COLOR WHO AGREE WITH US WHITE DEMOCRATS ARE AUTHENTIC. THE REST MUST BE HOUNDED FROM PUBLIC LIFE OR RECANT.

*** IT’S A FREE COUNTRY … AS LONG AS WE DEMOCRATS APPROVE.

*** THE ONLY THINGS THAT ARE NOT HATEFUL ARE THE THINGS WE DEMOCRATS OKAY.

*** DEMOCRATS: YOUR CHILDREN’S TEACHERS ARE OUR CLERGY!

*** WE DEMOCRATS AND WE ALONE DICTATE WHAT IS ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN!

*** DEMOCRATS: WE CIRCUMVENT DEMOCRACY THROUGH CORPORATE FASCISM AND MASS MEDIA HARRASSMENT!

*** IF PRIVILEGED WHITE DEMOCRATS SAY SOMETHING IS CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE, YOU PEASANTS MUST OBEY US.

*** DEMOCRATS: THE DOGMA LIVES LOUDLY IN THEM.

*** WE DEMOCRATS SAY THE WOMEN ACCUSING ROBERT MUELLER OF SEXUAL ASSAULT MUST NOT BE BELIEVED!

*** DEMOCRATS: BYPASSING THE BALLOT BOX TO ENSLAVE YOU VIA CORPORATE FASCISM!

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4 responses to “NEW DEMOCRAT SLOGANS

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  2. Erica

    This is so funny and so accurate! Democrats need to chill.

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