Monthly Archives: December 2015

A CHRISTMAS CAROL: FRANK BAXTER VERSION

Frank BaxterBalladeer’s Blog’s Christmas Carol-A-Thon for 2015 continues! This time around I’m examining a 1965 production from California PBS station KCET. The title may not sound action-packed and appealing but Dr Frank Baxter was to the 1950s and 1960s what Carl Sagan and The Reduced Shakespeare Company were to later decades.

Just as The Reduced Shakespeare Company made the works of the Bard of Avon more accessible and therefore more popular among non-Shakespeare fans Dr Baxter’s Shakespeare on TV series inspired younger generations to take an interest in the works of the great Elizabethan playwright.

And like Carl Sagan’s series Cosmos made him a virtual rockstar of the scientific field Dr Baxter’s entertaining and educational Bell Laboratory  Science Series of film shorts made him enormously popular among teachers and students in every school that used those shorts as classroom aids. The Bell Laboratory Science Series educational shorts were so effective and beloved they were still being used in the 70s and 80s.

This black & white hour-long holiday special features Baxter at a Continue reading

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL: LATEST PLAYOFF AND BOWL RESULTS

* NJCAA CHAMPIONSHIP *

Northwest Mississippi Rangers helmet NEWMISSISSIPPI BOWL – The number 1 NORTHWEST MISSISSIPPI COLLEGE RANGERS clashed with the 2nd ranked ROCHESTER TECH YELLOW JACKETS for the NJCAA title. The Rangers held the Yellow Jackets scoreless until the 4th Quarter while scoring at will themselves. At the Half Northwest Mississippi led 35-0 on their way to a 66-13 annihilation of Rochester Tech. * The Rangers are NJCAA Champions for 2015.* 

* NAIA *

Southern Oregon RaidersFIRST SEMIFINAL – The SOUTHERN OREGON UNIVERSITY RAIDERS – the defending champions of NAIA football – visited the MORNINGSIDE COLLEGE MUSTANGS yesterday. The Raiders led 6-0 in the 1st Quarter but trailed the Mustangs 7-6 at Halftime. The 3rd Quarter ended with SOU on top 23-21 and in the 4th the Raiders outscored the Mustangs 7-6 for a 30-27 victory and a return trip to the title game on December 19th. Continue reading

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EDISON’S CONQUEST OF MARS (1898)

Edison's Conquest of MarsA new serialized feature begins here at Balladeer’s Blog! Plenty of regular readers expressed interest in one of the works of “ancient” science fiction that I touched on awhile back – Edison’s Conquest of Mars by Garrett P Serviss.

That book was the sequel to Serviss’ earlier novel Fighters From Mars (also from 1898) which was, shall we say … reminiscent … of H.G. Wells’ War of the Worlds. Oh, hell, it was basically the same story but was set mostly in Boston, MA. 

Too late Edison learned the awful price to be paid for repeatedly asking if his bikini made him look fat.

Too late Edison learned the awful price to be paid for repeatedly asking if his bikini made him look fat.

Edison’s Conquest of Mars featured the people of Earth reverse- engineering the spacecraft of the defeated Martians. Humanity then constructed a fleet of its own and set off for Mars to kick the Martians’ butts for trying to conquer our planet. 

The lead scientist of the expedition was none other than Thomas Alva Edison himself, accompanied by plenty of other real-life scientists and world leaders. Yes, copyright and personal licensing laws back then weren’t quite what they are today so Garrett P Serviss got away with what amounted to a massive work of fan fiction … if fan fiction was about real-life scientists and political figures. (And no, I’m not counting slash fiction about Stephen Hawking, you perverts.)  Continue reading

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OBAMA ON DOMESTIC MUSLIM TERRORISM

OBAMA: I DON'T CARE HOW MANY OF YOU INNOCENT PEOPLE DIE, THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WANTS THE MUSLIM VOTE SO ALL OF YOU ARE EXPENDABLE, DAMMIT!

OBAMA: I DON’T CARE HOW MANY OF YOU INNOCENT PEOPLE DIE, THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WANTS THE MUSLIM VOTE SO ALL OF YOU ARE EXPENDABLE, DAMMIT!

I’M NEITHER A DEMOCRAT NOR A REPUBLICAN SO I CAN OBJECTIVELY STATE THAT BARACK OBAMA IS A FAILURE.

The above caption under the picture captures Little Barry on Muslim violence. Continue reading

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A CHRISTMAS CAROL (1948)

Rufus Rose working on one of his handmade puppets.

Rufus Rose working on one of his handmade puppets.

Balladeer’s Blog’s Sixth Annual Christmas Carol-A-Thon continues! This lost version of the Dickens classic from the days of live tv featured beautifully crafted marionettes as all of the characters.

It’s a shame this baby was in black & white since the costumes for the marionettes could have really dazzled in color I’ll bet. It also makes you wonder why more puppet versions of the Yuletide tale weren’t mounted during the Golden Age of Television. 

ABC broadcast this holiday treat on December 24th, 1948 when televisions were still comparatively rare. Manipulation of marionettes is not easy but the legendary Rufus Rose Marionettes were the perfect choice for the task in that era. Rufus, best known as Howdy Doody’s off-camera operator directed this program along with his wife Margo.

Dickens’ Christmas Carol was an Continue reading

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MUSLIM COUPLE SLAUGHTERS THE CO-WORKERS WHO THREW THEM A BABY SHOWER

Farook's father described him as a "devout Muslim" but the killings had already told us that.

Farook’s father described him as a “devout Muslim” but the killings had already told us that.

I’ve often said that religion is a disease of the mind and Islam is the worst of them all at this point in history. The Muslim sacrament of murdering non-Muslims was carried out once again, this time in San Bernardino where Syed Rizwan Farook and his female accomplice Tashfeen Malik murdered 14 innocent people and wounded at least 20.

The couple donned battle gear and attacked an office Christmas Party to offer this “powerful rebuke” to the delusional Barack Obama and his failed policies regarding Muslim terrorism. 

Obviously the loved ones of the victims deserve all the compassion that their fellow human beings can show them.

If this weak, inept and crooked little man spent half as much energy fighting this war as he does trying to defend Islam the civilized world would be in much better shape.

If this weak, inept and crooked little man spent half as much energy fighting this war as he does trying to defend Islam the civilized world would be in much better shape.

Unfortunately American Liberals demonstrated once again that if or when you and/or your loved ones fall victim to Muslim violence their sympathies will be entirely with the Muslim killers – not you or your dead loved ones. I will never be a Conservative but American Liberals are barely human political robots incapable of individual thought. They do nothing but spout whatever nonsense the Democratic Party tells them to spout.  

Once again American Liberals were trying to blame this act of Muslim violence on imaginary right-wingers rather than face reality. The demented Geraldo Rivera even went so far as to tweet that America should be ready to judge the San Bernardino killers “as harshly as we would if Muslims committed the killings.”

Islamophobia posterWell, Geraldo you moron, it turned out Muslims DID commit the killings and only imbeciles pretended otherwise! Barack Obama, whose premature withdrawal from Iraq spawned the Islamic State, still lives in his fantasy world and refuses to use the words “Muslim terrorism” or even “radical Islam.” Little Barry immediately stood on top of the dead bodies to use them as his soapbox to snivel about … gun control.

AND MOST TELLINGLY A NEIGHBOR HAD SPOTTED THE WEAPONRY BEING ASSEMBLED IN THE MUSLIM KILLERS’ GARAGE BUT DIDN’T REPORT IT OUT OF FEAR OF BEING ACCUSED OF BIGOTRY.   Continue reading

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A VERY SLIPKNOT CHRISTMAS

Call me a traditionalist but I got in the mood today for the 2008 Slipknot video bumpers for the Christmas season. If you ever fantasized about spending this holiday with Freddy Krueger or Maldoror then get ready for the kind of Yuletide spirit that can only be found in your classier psych wards. ENJOY THIS BIT OF NOEL NOSTALGIA: 

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SCROOGE (1935) ON THE TEXAS 27 FILM VAULT

Scrooge 1935Before MST3K there was … The Texas 27 Film Vault!

In the middle 1980s, way down on Level 31 Randy Clower and Richard Malmos, machine-gun toting Film Vault Technicians First Class hosted this neglected cult show.

Balladeer’s Blog continues its celebration of the program’s THIRTIETH  anniversary year.

SCROOGE (1935)

ORIGINAL BROADCAST DATE: December 14th, 1985

Flash Gordon Conquers the UniverseSERIAL: Before showing and mocking the movie our members of the Film Vault Corps showed and mocked a chapter of Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe (1940). In that serial Ming the Merciless unleashes a disease called the Purple Death on Earth, prompting Flash Gordon, Dale Arden and Dr Zarkov to fly to the planet Mongo to find a cure and defeat Ming for good.

HOST SEGMENTS: None have been unearthed for this episode yet. As always if any other fans of this show have any info they would like to share feel free to contact me at Thtcom15 at aol dot com    

We’ve come a long way toward tentatively reconstructing a tiny bit of this show’s history over the past few years so hopefully more memories will be jogged.

MOVIE: This is the notoriously cheapjack and rushed adaptation of A Christmas Carol. Continue reading

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OBAMA: HE’S DUMBER THAN EVERYONE THOUGHT

The worst president in American history.

The worst president in American history.

Barack Obama’s stupidity and ineptitude are his hallmarks. Speaking in PARIS, which recently suffered from Muslim attacks by guns among other weapons, Little Barry reentered his little fantasy world and claimed that, unlike the U.S. other nations DO NOT SUFFER MASS SHOOTINGS! (Really, Barry? This soon after the Paris attacks?) 

This combined two of Obama’s favorite delusions: that Muslim terrorism doesn’t count as violence and that America is the only place in the world where gun-related violence happens. Keep in mind this fool’s countless failures and deep-seated corruption led his party to a historically low number of elected offices in 2014, at the local and state level as well as federal. He’s far from the sharpest tool in the shed.

Just when the repulsive George W Bush seemed to set an impossible to beat standard for stupidity and ineptitude Barack Obama proclaimed “Yes I CAN do an even worse job than Bush!” By the way, just check out youtube for hilarious collections of Little Barry’s many, many imbecilic remarks. Continue reading

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A CHRISTMAS CAROL: INUIT CARTOON VERSION (1988)

Balladeer’s Blog continues its annual look at various versions of the Dickens classic A Christmas Carol!

inuit broadcasting corporationTAKUGINAI (December 1988) – As always I enjoy reviewing some of the most obscure and/ or neglected versions of the Carol that I can find. Takuginai was (and is) broadcast by the Inuit Broadcasting Corporation in the Northwest Territories of Canada. The half-hour program is a clever and energetic children’s show.  

In December of 1988 Takuginai‘s usual blend of puppetry and live-action squeezed in a cartoon version of A Christmas Carol as well. The animation is very VERY limited: think Clutch Cargo then strip away all the dazzling technical prowess. (Yes, it’s THAT limited.)   Continue reading

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