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NOTEWORTHY RESULTS FROM SATURDAY”S ACTION

Sioux Falls Survives Road Scare – NAIA‘s # 1 ranked USF Cougars were trailing the Northwestern (IA) Red Raiders (Motto: “We’re not the ones involved in the Mike Leach lawsuit.”) by a score of 21-10 deep in the 3rd quarter in last night’s game. I had even posted “Upset Watch” updates on my blog but the Cougars stayed cool and wound up winning 41-24. That final score is a bit misleading because it was 34-24 when a fumble by the Red Raiders was immediately recovered by Sioux Falls for another touchdown with barely a minute left in the game.

Fighting Saints Trump Battlin’ Bears – The Cougs weren’t the only highly ranked team facing a real struggle yesterday. The 3rd ranked Carroll (MT) Fighting Saints won a squeaker against the Battlin’ Bears of Rocky Mountain College 24-20. The proverbial grace under pressure prevailed, as perennial football power Carroll emerged with the win.

The Feel-Good Falcons – The Notre Dame College Falcons are in the school’s very first year of intercollegiate football but already have their 1st win. Yesterday  in a historic matchup against the Lindsey Wilson College Blue Raiders, who were playing in their 1st intercollegiate football game since discontinuing football 75 years ago, the Falcons won a tight 14-10 victory. You could tongue-in-cheekly say that “experience” was the deciding factor since NDC had played a game last week (a loss to D2’s Mercyhurst Lakers) while LWC’s players were in their 1st game ever.  

Azusa Pacific Rules The World!Azusa Pacific, one of the roughly 612 NAIA schools whose teams are called the Cougars, humbled the Division 1AA San Diego Toreros 42-14. This duplicates a feat accomplished last year when the Sioux Falls Cougars defeated 1AA’s North Dakota Fighting Sioux. Congratulations to Azusa Pacific for winning against a team from 2 divisions higher and honorable mention to the Virginia-Wise Highland Cavaliers who gave the 1AA Campbell Camels almost more than they could handle but ultimately lost 20-16.

They Shoot Football Players, Don’t They? – Yesterday’s Marathon Game Award goes to the contest between NCAA Division 3’s Endicott Gulls and the Framingham State Rams, which wound up going to 3 Overtime Periods before the Gulls emerged with a 33-27 win. 

No Shirt, No Nickname, No Problem! Division 3 McMurry, formerly the McMurry Indians but now a team without any nickname at all, oddly enough, won yesterday’s Indian Bowl against the NAIA’s Bacone Warriors 41-6. Personally I think nature abhors a sports team without a nickname so somebody needs to come up with one for McMurry. Something like, “The Big M” or “The McMurry Freds” for you My Three Sons fans. For fun they could call themselves  “The Big Macs” and see how many nanoseconds it takes McDonald’s to bring a lawsuit against them!

“My Division Can Beat Up Your Division” Department – Since McMurry vs Bacone was an NCAA Division 3 team against an NAIA team that leads us to the year-in, year-out argument over which division plays better football. The NAIA got off to a 2-0 start with the Taylor Trojans and Black Hills State Yellowjackets beating D3’s Anderson Ravens and Wisconsin-Stout Blue Devils respectively. Here’s a roundup of yesterday’s NAIA vs D3 matchups – The NAIA’s additional winners were: Dickinson State Blue Hawks over the Concordia (MN) Cobbers 29-25; Belhaven Blazers over the Louisiana College Wildcats 41-34 and the Menlo Oaks over the Occidental Tigers 42-25. D3 teams notching wins over NAIA schools were: Wisconsin-Eau Claire Blugolds over the Bethel (TN) Wildcats 35-31;  Coe Kohawks over the Iowa Wesleyan Tigers 48-21 and the Austin Roos over the Southwestern Assemblies of God Lions 28-6.

We Went To A Football Game And A Baseball Game Broke Out – The Concordia (NE) Bulldogs beat the Nebraska Wesleyan Prairie Wolves 3-0 and the McDaniel Green Terror defeated the Juniata Eagles by the same score. It’s always odd when 2 safeties would have beaten the winning team.  

Other Thoughts: NAIA – In a game moved to Saturday following weather concerns Thursday night the 4th ranked Saint Xavier Cougars routed the Saint Francis (IL) Fighting Saints 52- 21…the # 10 Missouri Valley Vikings won a close game against the #24 Baker Wildcats 17-10. Baker is sure to drop out of the Top 25 completely following this 0-2 start…the Montana Tech Orediggers upset the 21st-ranked Eastern Oregon Mountaineers 37-21. Eastern is also off to an 0-2 start…the Jamestown College Jimmies won in overtime agains the Peru State Bobcats 56-54 when the Bobcats failed on a 2-point conversion attempt…the Concordia (AL) Hornets played D2’s West Georgia Wolves very tough in a 24-20 loss, as did the Southwestern Moundbuilders in a 32-27 loss to D2’s Panhandle State Aggies.  

Other Thoughts: D3 – Defending Champs (And #1 ranked) the WisconsinWhitewater Warhawks won their opener by hammering the Adrian Bulldogs 35-0…the Wartburg Knights upset the # 17 Monmouth Fighting Scots in a 27-7 shocker…another, milder Top 25 upset occured when the 18th ranked Willamette Bearcats registered a road win over the 16th ranked Stevens Point Pointers 33-14…the #7 Central Dutch survived a scare against the unranked  Oshkosh Titans 34-28 (Insert your own “Well don’t that beat the Dutch” joke here)…Some terrific under-the-radar games were played in D3 yesterday. SPOILER ALERT – Stop reading if you plan to listen to archived audio webcasts of these games at the schools’ websites…the Merchant Marine Academy Mariners in a last-minute win over the Gallaudet Bison 35-34; the Mississippi College Choctaws over the Millsaps Majors 27-23; the Emory and Henry Wasps over the Ferrum Panthers in overtime 23-17; the Oberlin Yeomen over the Kenyon Lords 29-26; the Rowan Profs over the Lycoming Warriors 24-17 and the Muskingum Muskies over the Defiance Yellowjackets 19-13 in 2 Overtime Periods.

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THE COOLEST HELMET IN THE GREAT PLAINS ATHLETIC CONFERENCE (JUST GOT COOLER)

Team: University of Sioux Falls Cougars

Site: http://www.usfcougars.com/

Comment: Previously the Defending National Champions in the NAIA had helmets with white shells and the eye-catching logo. Now these purple shells add an extra “Hey, look at this!” quality as the Cougars try for a threepeat.

As always, football helmets courtesy of The Helmet Project at: http://www.nationalchamps.net/Helmet_Project/

And for more cool helmets click here: https://glitternight.com/category/cool-helmets/

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NAIA FOOTBALL SEASON HAS STARTED (in other news the rest of the world supposedly still exists)

The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year got underway Thursday night with five gridiron contests involving NAIA football teams, three of them ranked. (For those matchups click here: https://glitternight.com/2010/08/25/naia-football-season-starts-this-thursday-night-aug-26th/  ) This coming Saturday will see seven more ranked NAIA squads in action for the first full Saturday of college football in 2010. Saturday night at 7pm the Notre Dame College Falcons will play the first intercollegiate football game in the school’s 88 year history. In a time when economic woes have been causing some institutions of higher learning to discontinue football Notre Dame College (Motto: “No, not THAT Notre Dame”) is one of the handful launching or reviving the sport.  

It’s not South Bend, IN, but Lyndhurst, OH where the Falcons will host the Mercyhurst Lakers in this historical first game. The following Saturday Notre Dame College will be on the road in another history-making matchup in the first intercollegiate football game played by the Lindsey Wilson College Blue Raiders in 75 years. Other home games for the Falcons will be against the Walsh Cavaliers, the Marian College Knights, the North Greenville Crusaders and the Urbana Blue Knights.

This is what the helmet layout will look like when the Notre Dame College Falcons take on the Mercyhurst Lakers this Saturday:

                                                                                

   This is what it would look like if they took on the NFL Champion Saints:

   And this is what it would look like if they took on martial arts legend Bruce Lee: 

 Kind of makes The Master look kind of small, doesn’t it?

To find out the favorite Brucesploitation movie of each of the Notre Dame College football players click here: http://www.notredamefalcons.com/

Football helmets courtesy of The Helmet Project at: http://www.nationalchamps.net/Helmet_Project/ 

Balladeer’s Blog is not affiliated with or operated by the NAIA or the NCAA or any of their member institutions. 

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VICTORY SPORTS NETWORK’S NAIA GAME OF THE WEEK SCHEDULE IS OUT

The ninth season of Victory Sports Network‘s NAIA Game Of The Week will begin on Saturday August 28th with the “Rivalry Renewed” game between the Baker Wildcats and the Ottawa (KS) Braves. To get these games live on your personal computer click here: http://www.victorysportsnetwork.com/

And here is the schedule for the games to be shown on VSN’s Game of the week this season:

AUG 28th – BAKER WILDCATS @ OTTAWA BRAVES

SEP 2nd   –  EVANGEL CRUSADERS @ LINDENWOOD LIONS

SEP 4th   –  SIOUX FALLS COUGARS @ NORTHWESTERN (IA) RED RAIDERS

SEP 11th – SOUTHERN VIRGINIA KNIGHTS @ LINDSEY WILSON BLUE RAIDERS

SEP 18th – MARIAN KNIGHTS @ GRAND VIEW VIKINGS

SEP 25th – LINDENWOOD LIONS @ MIDAMERICA NAZARENE PIONEERS

OCT 2nd  – UNION BULLDOGS @ CUMBERLANDS PATRIOTS

OCT 7th  – GEORGETOWN TIGERS @ CAMPBELLSVILLE TIGERS

OCT 9th  – WALSH CAVALIERS @ SAINT FRANCIS COUGARS

OCT 16th – MORNINGSIDE MUSTANGS @ SIOUX FALLS COUGARS

OCT 23rd – EASTERN OREGON MOUNTAINEERS @ CARROLL (MT) FIGHTING SAINTS

OCT 30th – DICKINSON STATE BLUE HAWKS @ MINOT STATE BEAVERS

NOV 6th  – To be determined

NOV 13th – SOUTHERN OREGON RAIDERS @ NW OKLAHOMA STATE RANGERS

Balladeer’s Blog will be giving extensive coverage to all these matchups as the season unfolds.

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“MITCHELL!” 5 NAIA KICKERS ON THE FRED MITCHELL AWARD WATCH LIST

Forget about the Gallano and Mistretta Awards Watch  Lists (bad movie buffs will get it), the Fred Mitchell Award Watch List is out and no less than 5 NAIA kickers made the list! As always all nicknames are purely my own demented creation and to the best of my knowledge have never been applied to these players in real life. Here they are in alphabetical order:

C.J. “Grady” Gradoville – Morningside Mustangs

Tom “Tommy The Linchpin” Lynch – St Xavier Cougars

Tyler “The Smiler” Padgett – Central Methodist Eagles

Andy “A-Smit” Smith – South Dakota Mines Hardrockers

“Brassy” Braden Wieking – Sioux Falls Cougars

The award is given based on accomplishments on the gridiron and in the community. Here’s hoping all 5 have a stellar season!

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CUMBERLAND BULLDOGS FOOTBALL MAKES HOME GAMES EVEN MORE SPECIAL

The Cumberland University Bulldogs have got special events centered around 5 of their 6 home games this coming season. Director of Athletics Ron Pavan informed me of these activities recently when we were hang-gliding through the Grand Canyon. I suggested he call the events “Pavan-athon 2010” or maybe “Pavanapalooza” but he declined. 

***The first home game is September 11th against the Campbellsville Tigers. CU Athetics and Sherry’s Run are co-sponsors for the event and participants will get half-off admission price at the gate if they wear the 2010 T-shirt. Wearing the 2009 T-shirt gets you in for free! (I’m kidding!) There will also be an Area-Wide Tailgate Party for this home-opener, with a live band and free food from area vendors available beginning at 11AM.

***Homecoming and Hall of Fame weekend are both scheduled for the game against the Lindsey Wilson College Blue Raiders October 2nd. In addition to inducting 6 former Bulldog coaches and players into the Hall Of Fame there will be the CU Alumni Department 5K Dawg Dash as well as a “Live On The Lawn Concert” in front of Memorial Hall. This event replaces last year’s “Ron On The Lawn Concert” which featured Ron Pavan and The Pavanes doing their covers of songs by The Red Elvises. The unfortunate guitar/watermelon/samurai sword incident during the song On My Way To Vegas is the reason behind the change.

***On October 9th Cumberland University and the Middle Tennessee Chapter of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes will team up for FCA Day (they rejected my idea to call it “CU On FCA Day” as being “too childish”). Anyone wearing an FCA T-shirt will get free admission to that day’s game against the Shorter Hawks. (I know, you’re dying for a Taller Hawks joke but you’re not gonna get it!) 

***On October 30th, Cumberland University will host a canned food drive as the team takes on the Union Bulldogs, unless they’re on strike. All kidding aside, though, I once owned a non-union bulldog and it just wasn’t worth the hassle. (I named the dog “Scab” by the way) All CU fans attending the game will get $2.00 off admission if they donate at least one item of canned food.

***Senior Day will be November 6th when the Bulldogs go up against the Belhaven Blazers. There will also be a Chili Cook-Off sponsored by the Student Government Association so the fans can give a fond, if somewhat gassy, farewell to the seniors.

To buy a copy of Ron Pavan’s bestselling book titled You Mean This Guy Thinks He’s Funny? The Story Of Balladeer’s Blog click here: http://www.cumberland.edu/athletics 

As always football helmets courtesy of The Helmet Project at http://www.nationalchamps.net/Helmet_Project/

Balladeer’s Blog is not affiliated with or operated by the NAIA or any member institutions. 
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VIKINGS INVADE INDIAN FOOTHILLS PARK IN MARSHALL, MO

 

"We're tired of waiting for Brett Favre to make up his mind about joining us! We're cleaning up this park NOW!" (Oops! Wrong team of Vikings!)

 

Everyone remembers the Vikings…plundering, pillaging, picking up litter…wait, picking up litter?

Yes, picking up litter. The Missouri Valley College Vikings football team proved that doing good work in the community is every bit as manly as sacking and burning a village, and with only half the calories. (I don’t even know what that means.) The Vikings football players and their coaching staff volunteered at Continue reading

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SAINT XAVIER COUGARS QUARTERBACK ANTHONY KROPP JOINS NEW SUPERHERO TEAM

Saint Xavier (IL) University senior quarterback Anthony Kropp will be appearing in the summer blockbuster The Super Six. More specifically the College Fanz Sports Network’s NAIA Super Six. In the tradition of the Squadron Supreme, the Teen Titans and the Fantastic Four this new alliterative superhero team assembles various super-powered individuals to perform various amazing feats. The unique twist with this super-team is that they are all NAIA college football players. Neat gimmick, eh?

It’s easy to see why Kropp was included. Last season he completed 62 percent of his passes for 4,425 yards and 43 touchdowns. He also rushed for 6 touchdowns and led the Cougars to a 13-1 record before losing in the playoffs to eventual national champion Sioux Falls.

Kropp’s character in the film is Crop-Man, who has all the powers and abilities of a harvested crop. (I’m no expert but shouldn’t your superhero name be at least a little more different from your real name? Not since Super President has an alias been more transparent.) This sure-fire hit premiers Thursday August 26th, the same night the SXU Cougars kick off their season at the Bethel (TN) Wildcats. 

Clearly the people behind The Super Six are already thinking sequel since the film includes some teasers implying that Anthony Kropp’s SXU teammate, senior wide receiver Mike Maher, will have a larger role in the second film. 

For highlights of Crop-Man’s superheroics in this film click here: http://www.sxu.edu/Administrative/Athletics/ 

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GPAC FOOTBALL SCHEDULE ALERT!!!!!!!!

 

Due to the unfortunate closing of Dana College on June 30th of this year many Great Plains Athletic Conference football teams have been  forced to make changes in their 2010 football schedules. For the latest schedule changes be sure to check the athetics site for your favorite GPAC team or teams.

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AVE MARIA UNIVERSITY BUILDS INTEREST IN THEIR 2011 DEBUT FOOTBALL SEASON BY CONSTRUCTING THE WORLD’S LARGEST FOOTBALL HELMET

 “Building it from the ground up” has been the theme for the Ave Maria University Gyrenes as they prepare for their inaugural NAIA football season in 2011. It could also be the slogan for one of the most ambitious construction projects since the days of the Pharaohs as nearly 3,000 students and residents in Ave Maria, FL have been employed in ’round the clock shifts to erect a massive 819 foot tall replica of the helmets the Gyrenes pigskin team will be wearing.

This enormous replica helmet, seen in the foreground of the above photo, sits majestically on the shores of Lake Gyrene, an artificial lake whose grayish-blue waters lie serenely under the gaze of this monolithic tribute to the “can do” attitude of Ave Maria University Athletics.

Funding for this enormous project came from eccentric billionaire Tony Stark and the attention Stark has received for this unusual undertaking inspired an obviously jealous Mark Cuban to make with his usual paranoid rambling about how nobody ever sees Tony Stark and Iron Man together at the same time. Whatever, Mark!  

I was in Ave Maria, FL recently to cover the excitement that is growing throughout the NAIA for the Gyrenes’ gridiron debut in 2011. 

Gyrenes Head Football Coach Barry Fagan and I took a chartered helicopter up to the top of the replica helmet, set up some lawn chairs and, as we soaked in the panoramic view of the Ave Maria campus, Lake Gyrene and the sprawling metropolis of Ave Maria, I began my interview.

On his way to being the head man for Gyrenes football Coach Fagan’s career saw him take part in a 39-0-2 undefeated streak at Division II Ferris State University, a streak that brought the school 4 consecutive D2 playoff appearances culminating in a trip to the National Semi-Finals. 

In the coach’s career at Hillsdale College, also in D2, the football team made its first playoff appearance in school history. The fact that that feat was accomplished while maintaining the school’s rank as the Number 1 academic institution in all of Division II gives you an idea of the qualities that made Coach Fagan seem the ideal fit for Ave Maria University. He strongly believes that teams can win without compromising on character, intellect or spirituality.

Consistent with that philosophy is the pride Coach Fagan takes in the way his former players will call him up years after graduation and thank him for making them better men and teaching them the necessary things to be successful in life. 

When the coach refused to answer my question regarding how impressed his friends and family were that he got to be interviewed by me I turned the conversation to some of the challenges involved in recruiting for a school that is just launching football.   

Coach Fagan felt there were four major challenges:

1. Getting the recruits to visualize what will be there in the way of facilities, equipment, etc.

2. Having been hired late (Feb.  12) finding kids that are the right fit; academically, athletically, spiritually

3. Educating administrators, faculty and staff on what it will take to get the program off the ground the right way

4. Convincing the recruits that red shirting is a good thing

I suggested that some recruiting difficulties might be overcome with a catchy slogan like “If you don’t mind havin’ a coach named Fagan, it’s a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine life!” but Coach Fagan reminded me that that bit from Oliver! was the second reference my blog has made to musicals and took a man-card away from me.

When I asked the Coach if he anticipated travel problems since virtually no other NAIA schools in Florida sponsor intercollegiate football he seemed philosophical about the situation:

“We’ll fly once a year to the west coast,  either Menlo College(San Francisco), or Southern Oregon University, ” he stated, “There will be some long bus trips but that is the nature of sub Division I Football…The good thing is that there are many teams that want to travel to Naples, FL.  It is almost like a bowl game for them.  We do not always have to look at a home and home situation.  Some schools are willing to travel two years in a row to our school, especially in late October and early November because of the weather.” 

I asked Coach Fagan to use one word to describe the experience of preparing for Ave Maria University’s first year of NAIA football  and he replied “An adventure.” When I pointed out that that was two words he just rolled his eyes and indicated we should start wrapping up the interview.

By this point I was on my fourth glass of bourbon (Coach Fagan abstained), so I went into “interview wind-down mode” and asked a few non-sports questions. 

Coach Fagan confessed his greatest non-sports passion was his family and since I love discussing bad movies with just about everybody the conversation turned to the most ridiculously bad movie the Coach had ever seen. He felt it was The Last Dragon, an answer that broke the hearts of Taimak fans everywhere (both of them).   

Since we were on the subject of movies I asked the coach what a movie version of the first year of Gyrenes football should be titled and he stated ““Baptism Under Fire” (The Story of Ave Maria University Football)”.

Sounds like an Oscar-winner to me! I’m sure Mark Cuban would love to be a backer to avoid being trumped (as it were) by Tony Stark again over the cultural buzz regarding Gyrenes football.

If you can spot the faces of all 16 previous Chief Justices Of The Supreme Court in this provisional artists’ rendering of the AMU football field you can win $7.00! For details click here:  http://www.amuathletics.com/football/news/33/417/

   

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