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“MITCHELL!” 5 NAIA KICKERS ON THE FRED MITCHELL AWARD WATCH LIST

Forget about the Gallano and Mistretta Awards Watch  Lists (bad movie buffs will get it), the Fred Mitchell Award Watch List is out and no less than 5 NAIA kickers made the list! As always all nicknames are purely my own demented creation and to the best of my knowledge have never been applied to these players in real life. Here they are in alphabetical order:

C.J. “Grady” Gradoville – Morningside Mustangs

Tom “Tommy The Linchpin” Lynch – St Xavier Cougars

Tyler “The Smiler” Padgett – Central Methodist Eagles

Andy “A-Smit” Smith – South Dakota Mines Hardrockers

“Brassy” Braden Wieking – Sioux Falls Cougars

The award is given based on accomplishments on the gridiron and in the community. Here’s hoping all 5 have a stellar season!

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CUMBERLAND BULLDOGS FOOTBALL MAKES HOME GAMES EVEN MORE SPECIAL

The Cumberland University Bulldogs have got special events centered around 5 of their 6 home games this coming season. Director of Athletics Ron Pavan informed me of these activities recently when we were hang-gliding through the Grand Canyon. I suggested he call the events “Pavan-athon 2010” or maybe “Pavanapalooza” but he declined. 

***The first home game is September 11th against the Campbellsville Tigers. CU Athetics and Sherry’s Run are co-sponsors for the event and participants will get half-off admission price at the gate if they wear the 2010 T-shirt. Wearing the 2009 T-shirt gets you in for free! (I’m kidding!) There will also be an Area-Wide Tailgate Party for this home-opener, with a live band and free food from area vendors available beginning at 11AM.

***Homecoming and Hall of Fame weekend are both scheduled for the game against the Lindsey Wilson College Blue Raiders October 2nd. In addition to inducting 6 former Bulldog coaches and players into the Hall Of Fame there will be the CU Alumni Department 5K Dawg Dash as well as a “Live On The Lawn Concert” in front of Memorial Hall. This event replaces last year’s “Ron On The Lawn Concert” which featured Ron Pavan and The Pavanes doing their covers of songs by The Red Elvises. The unfortunate guitar/watermelon/samurai sword incident during the song On My Way To Vegas is the reason behind the change.

***On October 9th Cumberland University and the Middle Tennessee Chapter of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes will team up for FCA Day (they rejected my idea to call it “CU On FCA Day” as being “too childish”). Anyone wearing an FCA T-shirt will get free admission to that day’s game against the Shorter Hawks. (I know, you’re dying for a Taller Hawks joke but you’re not gonna get it!) 

***On October 30th, Cumberland University will host a canned food drive as the team takes on the Union Bulldogs, unless they’re on strike. All kidding aside, though, I once owned a non-union bulldog and it just wasn’t worth the hassle. (I named the dog “Scab” by the way) All CU fans attending the game will get $2.00 off admission if they donate at least one item of canned food.

***Senior Day will be November 6th when the Bulldogs go up against the Belhaven Blazers. There will also be a Chili Cook-Off sponsored by the Student Government Association so the fans can give a fond, if somewhat gassy, farewell to the seniors.

To buy a copy of Ron Pavan’s bestselling book titled You Mean This Guy Thinks He’s Funny? The Story Of Balladeer’s Blog click here: http://www.cumberland.edu/athletics 

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Balladeer’s Blog is not affiliated with or operated by the NAIA or any member institutions. 
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VIKINGS INVADE INDIAN FOOTHILLS PARK IN MARSHALL, MO

 

"We're tired of waiting for Brett Favre to make up his mind about joining us! We're cleaning up this park NOW!" (Oops! Wrong team of Vikings!)

 

Everyone remembers the Vikings…plundering, pillaging, picking up litter…wait, picking up litter?

Yes, picking up litter. The Missouri Valley College Vikings football team proved that doing good work in the community is every bit as manly as sacking and burning a village, and with only half the calories. (I don’t even know what that means.) The Vikings football players and their coaching staff volunteered at Continue reading

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SAINT XAVIER COUGARS QUARTERBACK ANTHONY KROPP JOINS NEW SUPERHERO TEAM

Saint Xavier (IL) University senior quarterback Anthony Kropp will be appearing in the summer blockbuster The Super Six. More specifically the College Fanz Sports Network’s NAIA Super Six. In the tradition of the Squadron Supreme, the Teen Titans and the Fantastic Four this new alliterative superhero team assembles various super-powered individuals to perform various amazing feats. The unique twist with this super-team is that they are all NAIA college football players. Neat gimmick, eh?

It’s easy to see why Kropp was included. Last season he completed 62 percent of his passes for 4,425 yards and 43 touchdowns. He also rushed for 6 touchdowns and led the Cougars to a 13-1 record before losing in the playoffs to eventual national champion Sioux Falls.

Kropp’s character in the film is Crop-Man, who has all the powers and abilities of a harvested crop. (I’m no expert but shouldn’t your superhero name be at least a little more different from your real name? Not since Super President has an alias been more transparent.) This sure-fire hit premiers Thursday August 26th, the same night the SXU Cougars kick off their season at the Bethel (TN) Wildcats. 

Clearly the people behind The Super Six are already thinking sequel since the film includes some teasers implying that Anthony Kropp’s SXU teammate, senior wide receiver Mike Maher, will have a larger role in the second film. 

For highlights of Crop-Man’s superheroics in this film click here: http://www.sxu.edu/Administrative/Athletics/ 

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GPAC FOOTBALL SCHEDULE ALERT!!!!!!!!

 

Due to the unfortunate closing of Dana College on June 30th of this year many Great Plains Athletic Conference football teams have been  forced to make changes in their 2010 football schedules. For the latest schedule changes be sure to check the athetics site for your favorite GPAC team or teams.

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AVE MARIA UNIVERSITY BUILDS INTEREST IN THEIR 2011 DEBUT FOOTBALL SEASON BY CONSTRUCTING THE WORLD’S LARGEST FOOTBALL HELMET

 “Building it from the ground up” has been the theme for the Ave Maria University Gyrenes as they prepare for their inaugural NAIA football season in 2011. It could also be the slogan for one of the most ambitious construction projects since the days of the Pharaohs as nearly 3,000 students and residents in Ave Maria, FL have been employed in ’round the clock shifts to erect a massive 819 foot tall replica of the helmets the Gyrenes pigskin team will be wearing.

This enormous replica helmet, seen in the foreground of the above photo, sits majestically on the shores of Lake Gyrene, an artificial lake whose grayish-blue waters lie serenely under the gaze of this monolithic tribute to the “can do” attitude of Ave Maria University Athletics.

Funding for this enormous project came from eccentric billionaire Tony Stark and the attention Stark has received for this unusual undertaking inspired an obviously jealous Mark Cuban to make with his usual paranoid rambling about how nobody ever sees Tony Stark and Iron Man together at the same time. Whatever, Mark!  

I was in Ave Maria, FL recently to cover the excitement that is growing throughout the NAIA for the Gyrenes’ gridiron debut in 2011. 

Gyrenes Head Football Coach Barry Fagan and I took a chartered helicopter up to the top of the replica helmet, set up some lawn chairs and, as we soaked in the panoramic view of the Ave Maria campus, Lake Gyrene and the sprawling metropolis of Ave Maria, I began my interview.

On his way to being the head man for Gyrenes football Coach Fagan’s career saw him take part in a 39-0-2 undefeated streak at Division II Ferris State University, a streak that brought the school 4 consecutive D2 playoff appearances culminating in a trip to the National Semi-Finals. 

In the coach’s career at Hillsdale College, also in D2, the football team made its first playoff appearance in school history. The fact that that feat was accomplished while maintaining the school’s rank as the Number 1 academic institution in all of Division II gives you an idea of the qualities that made Coach Fagan seem the ideal fit for Ave Maria University. He strongly believes that teams can win without compromising on character, intellect or spirituality.

Consistent with that philosophy is the pride Coach Fagan takes in the way his former players will call him up years after graduation and thank him for making them better men and teaching them the necessary things to be successful in life. 

When the coach refused to answer my question regarding how impressed his friends and family were that he got to be interviewed by me I turned the conversation to some of the challenges involved in recruiting for a school that is just launching football.   

Coach Fagan felt there were four major challenges:

1. Getting the recruits to visualize what will be there in the way of facilities, equipment, etc.

2. Having been hired late (Feb.  12) finding kids that are the right fit; academically, athletically, spiritually

3. Educating administrators, faculty and staff on what it will take to get the program off the ground the right way

4. Convincing the recruits that red shirting is a good thing

I suggested that some recruiting difficulties might be overcome with a catchy slogan like “If you don’t mind havin’ a coach named Fagan, it’s a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine life!” but Coach Fagan reminded me that that bit from Oliver! was the second reference my blog has made to musicals and took a man-card away from me.

When I asked the Coach if he anticipated travel problems since virtually no other NAIA schools in Florida sponsor intercollegiate football he seemed philosophical about the situation:

“We’ll fly once a year to the west coast,  either Menlo College(San Francisco), or Southern Oregon University, ” he stated, “There will be some long bus trips but that is the nature of sub Division I Football…The good thing is that there are many teams that want to travel to Naples, FL.  It is almost like a bowl game for them.  We do not always have to look at a home and home situation.  Some schools are willing to travel two years in a row to our school, especially in late October and early November because of the weather.” 

I asked Coach Fagan to use one word to describe the experience of preparing for Ave Maria University’s first year of NAIA football  and he replied “An adventure.” When I pointed out that that was two words he just rolled his eyes and indicated we should start wrapping up the interview.

By this point I was on my fourth glass of bourbon (Coach Fagan abstained), so I went into “interview wind-down mode” and asked a few non-sports questions. 

Coach Fagan confessed his greatest non-sports passion was his family and since I love discussing bad movies with just about everybody the conversation turned to the most ridiculously bad movie the Coach had ever seen. He felt it was The Last Dragon, an answer that broke the hearts of Taimak fans everywhere (both of them).   

Since we were on the subject of movies I asked the coach what a movie version of the first year of Gyrenes football should be titled and he stated ““Baptism Under Fire” (The Story of Ave Maria University Football)”.

Sounds like an Oscar-winner to me! I’m sure Mark Cuban would love to be a backer to avoid being trumped (as it were) by Tony Stark again over the cultural buzz regarding Gyrenes football.

If you can spot the faces of all 16 previous Chief Justices Of The Supreme Court in this provisional artists’ rendering of the AMU football field you can win $7.00! For details click here:  http://www.amuathletics.com/football/news/33/417/

   

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FROM THE BLUE HOSE TO THE BULLDOGS

Cumberland (TN) Bulldogs football coach Dewayne “Hey HEY Hey” Alexander announced the hiring of former Presbyterian College Blue Hose linebacker Ryan Anderson this week. Anderson will coach linebackers and serve as the football program’s recruiting coordinator.

Anderson graduated from Presbyterian College in August 2009 with a bachelor’s degree in Psychology with minors in Physical Education and Athletic Coaching. He served as an intern with the Big South Conference during his senior year at Presbyterian. 

Anderson joins Matthew Hickmann as part of the “July Gang” of hires for the Cumberland University Bulldogs.

Earlier this week the Bulldog staff denied rumors that they were hiring not Ryan Anderson but Hans Christian Anderson, the Danish author who passed away in 1875 but whose line-backing skills were legendary.

To let the world know you don’t think I’m the least bit funny click here: http://www.cumberland.edu/athletics

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COUGAR TOWN? A FAMILIAR NAME TOPS THE NAIA COLLEGE FOOTBALL PRESEASON POLL

The University of Sioux Falls Cougars football dynasty may well reign for one more season, at least according to the College Fanz Sports Network NAIA Preseason Top 25 (out of 93 football teams in the NAIA). The Cougars (Don’t go there!), already winners of three of the last four NAIA College Football Championships (and four overall) are looking for a three-peat this season, after defeating the Carroll College (MT) Fighting Saints and the Lindenwood Lions respectively in the past two title games. And oh, yeah, in 2007, the one season in the past four when the Cougars weren’t the champs they still made it all the way to the championship game before falling to the aforementioned Fighting Saints.
 
Let’s take a look at the full Top 25 :  
   1.Sioux Falls Cougars – The High Overlords of the Great Plains Athletic Conference look to continue the NAIA’s longest active winning streak having won their last 29 games in a row. Quarterback Lorenzo Brown is gone but on the defensive side of the ball 2009 National Championship Game Player Of The Game Dominic Studzinski (and keep your Polish Stud jokes to yourself) returns.  Let’s enjoy this act while we still can, NAIA fans. 
2. Lindenwood Lions – The Lions have been the pride (Get it? GET IT?) of the Heart of America Athletic Conference (or “HAAC” for you smokers out there) recently and in last year’s title game gave Sioux Falls almost all they could handle. Obviously Lindenwood has a good chance of getting back to the title game this year but a schedule that’s practically loaded with fellow Top 25 teams may get in the way.
3.Carroll College (MT) Fighting Saints – Not to be confused with the Belligerent Quakers, these Frontier Conference monarchs are a dynasty of their own, winning five NAIA football titles in the past decade. Tight End Bubba Bartlett is back, “deadlier and more powerful than ever before” just like Marvel Comics supervillains. Could be a “senses shattering” season ahead for these boys. ‘Nuff said.
4. Saint Xavier (IL) Cougars – Saint Xavier had a perfect 11-0 regular season in 2009 and were the champs of the Mideast League of the Mid-States Football Association, which I will henceforth refer to as “The Association” like Jim Rome does with the NBA. The Cougars are looking to extend their dominance of The Association to the entire NAIA this season.
5. Morningside College Mustangs – These Mustangs from the Great Plains Athletic Conference have been one of the sixteen teams in the NAIA playoffs the past six years in a row and have advanced to at least the quarter-finals for the past five in a row. The Morningside faithful are hoping to at least win the team’s first conference title since 2005.
That rounds out the Top 5. Now the rest of the Top 10:
  
6. MidAmerica Nazarene Pioneers – The Pioneers are just two years removed from their last Heart Of America Athletic Conference championship. Look for them to blaze a trail back to the playoffs this year.
  
   
 
7. University of the Cumberlands Patriots – For the past three years in a row the Pats have been the champs of the Mid-South Conference East. Try wrapping your head around THAT title.
  
   
   
8. Saint Francis (IN) Cougars – These Cougars hail from The Association (see above) and have to replace no less than seven starters from last year’s NAIA-leading defense.    
    
    
    
9. McKendree Bearcats – Tight End Byron Gettis leads this team from The Association. Last year the Bearcats were undefeated in The Association’s MidWest League.   
   
   
   
10. Missouri Valley Vikings – Under ninth-year head coach Paul Troth this team from the Heart of America Athletic Conference looks to make its fourth post-season appearance in the past five years.  
   
   
   
Now for the remaining teams in the Top 25 and their conference affiliation:
 
 
  11. Minot State Beavers – Dakota Athletic Conference 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                                                       
12. Walsh Cavaliers – Mid States Football Association 
 
  
  
  
                                                        
                                                                                 
13. Hastings College Broncos – Great Plains Athletic Conference 
  
  
  
  
  
  
14. Friends University Falcons – Kansas Collegiate Athletic Conference
 
  
  
  
  
  
 
15. Ottawa (KS) Braves – Kansas Collegiate Athletic Conference
  
  
  
  
 
  
 
16. McPherson Bulldogs – Kansas Collegiate Athletic Conference
 
 
 
 
 
 
17. Northwestern Oklahoma State Rangers – Central States Football League 
  
  
  
  
 
 
18. Grand View Vikings – The Association
 
  
  
  
  
  
  
 
19. Dickinson State Blue Hawks – Dakota Athletic Conference 
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
 
20. Northwestern (IA) Red Raiders – Great Plains Athletic Conference
  
  
  
  
  
  
 
21. Lambuth Eagles – Independent
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
 
22. Langston Lions – Central States Football League 
  
  
  
  
  
  
 
23. Taylor (IN) Trojans – The Association
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
 
24. Eastern Oregon Mountaineers – Frontier Conference 
  
  
  
  
  
  
 
 25. Campbellsville Tigers – Mid South Conference 
  
  
  
 
 
 

 

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