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LEBRON JAMES REMAINS “THE BIG RINGLESS” AND “THE LORD OF NO RINGS”

 Perennial crybaby LeBron James proved once again that comparisons between him and Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant are laughable. LeBron spent this NBA Finals series against the Dallas Mavericks being a non-factor in the 4th quarter, trying to get snarky about Dirk Novitzky’s illness (even though he was congratulating himself endlessly for playing while ill earlier in this year’s playoffs) and by getting snobbish in his usual post-loss interview.

I hate to break it to you, Little LeBron, but Continue reading

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INSTANT KARMA’S GONNA GET YOU, LITTLE LEBRON!

An alleged injury plus three losses in a row since The Big Ringless (Or The Lord Of No Rings, take your pick) made with his bitchy little tweet about his former team’s plight. A tweet he then tried to deny with a lame story NOBODY believed since everyone knows a retweet will have an RT in front of it. Is Lebron a genuine sports world villain, or is he just incredibly stupid? Or simply immature? We do have to remember that he was hyped as King James since he was in high school even though he hadn’t done anything to earn such a nickname. Kobe Bryant and Tim Duncan have multiple championship rings and are far more Continue reading

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WE ARE ALL WITNESSES TO MY FAKE Q AND A WITH LEBRON JAMES

LeBron James’ desperate attempt to finally win something by getting Dwyane Wade (Dwyane is how he spells it) to carry him on his shoulders has so far resulted in a lot of well-deserved ridicule and a very unimpressive 9-8 record. Since I have as many NBA Championship rings as LeBron does I figured we could talk as equals on the current events in his career.

Name: LeBron James

Position: Public Laughing Stock

Official Balladeer’s Blog Nickname: The Lord Of No Rings

What should opponents fear the most from you?  The fact that they might stumble and fall on the court because they’re so busy laughing at the way I made such an ass of myself with that whole “The Decision” special and the Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG: THE DECISION

I’d like to thank all of you for coming. I’ve been wrestling with an important decision about my future…a decision that could change the entire course of the rest of my life.

You’ve all seen the extensive coverage of the angst I’m feeling over this decision…the interviews on all the sports channels, the ’round the clock coverage on a certain 4 Letter Network…the promos running at the bottom of your tv screens…and oddly enough a story in Better Homes And Gardens PLUS Popular Mechanics.

I can honestly say that after giving considerable thought regarding if I should make a new post on my blog this evening, I’ve decided the answer is………………………………………

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………………………………………………………………..no.

I’m going to take my talents to dinner and then who knows where the evening will lead.  As someone or other once said “History begins NOW!”  

  

What was all the fuss about LBJ anyway? I thought he was dead!   

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