Tag Archives: LeBron James

June 13, 2011 · 8:04 pm

LEBRON JAMES REMAINS “THE BIG RINGLESS” AND “THE LORD OF NO RINGS”

 Perennial crybaby LeBron James proved once again that comparisons between him and Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant are laughable. LeBron spent this NBA Finals series against the Dallas Mavericks being a non-factor in the 4th quarter, trying to get snarky about Dirk Novitzky’s illness (even though he was congratulating himself endlessly for playing while ill earlier in this year’s playoffs) and by getting snobbish in his usual post-loss interview.

I hate to break it to you, Little LeBron, but Continue reading →

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February 28, 2011 · 9:57 pm

LEBRON SHOWS ONCE AGAIN THAT HE’S JUST A PRETENDER TO KOBE’S THRONE

“The Big Ringless”, “The Lord Of No Rings”, LeBron James proved once again that he is no Kobe Bryant. When Bryant has Continue reading →

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January 16, 2011 · 3:00 pm

INSTANT KARMA’S GONNA GET YOU, LITTLE LEBRON!

An alleged injury plus three losses in a row since The Big Ringless (Or The Lord Of No Rings, take your pick) made with his bitchy little tweet about his former team’s plight. A tweet he then tried to deny with a lame story NOBODY believed since everyone knows a retweet will have an RT in front of it. Is Lebron a genuine sports world villain, or is he just incredibly stupid? Or simply immature? We do have to remember that he was hyped as King James since he was in high school even though he hadn’t done anything to earn such a nickname. Kobe Bryant and Tim Duncan have multiple championship rings and are far more Continue reading →

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January 13, 2011 · 12:12 am

THE SPORTS WORLD’S MOST WANTED JERKS

The FBI has its most wanted felons list, Balladeer’s Blog has its Most Wanted Jerks list. Be warned! If you see these people in person DON’T TRY TO APPREHEND THEM YOURSELVES! Immediately contact Balladeer’s Blog and my crack team of marshalls will be on their way to take these jerks into custody.

OFFENDER: REX RYAN … WANTED FOR: INTENSE STUPIDITY AGGRAVATED BY FELONY  BUFFOONERY … Rex Ryan, son of the abrasive and unlikeable Buddy Ryan and inheritor of the title of  Don of the Ryan Family Jerk Empire, once again began gnawing at the ankles of Bill Belichick, the coach who owns him like a set of car keys. Ryan is wanted for blustering as if his Jets vs the New England Patriots Dynasty is some form of rivalry. Ryan gets much more Continue reading →

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November 26, 2010 · 5:03 pm

WE ARE ALL WITNESSES TO MY FAKE Q AND A WITH LEBRON JAMES

LeBron James’ desperate attempt to finally win something by getting Dwyane Wade (Dwyane is how he spells it) to carry him on his shoulders has so far resulted in a lot of well-deserved ridicule and a very unimpressive 9-8 record. Since I have as many NBA Championship rings as LeBron does I figured we could talk as equals on the current events in his career.

Name: LeBron James

Position: Public Laughing Stock

Official Balladeer’s Blog Nickname: The Lord Of No Rings

What should opponents fear the most from you?  The fact that they might stumble and fall on the court because they’re so busy laughing at the way I made such an ass of myself with that whole “The Decision” special and the Continue reading →

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