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ELVES (1989): THE BEST KILLER ELF MOVIE FOR CHRISTMASTIME
ELVES (1989) – Category: Enjoyably bad movie but not fun- bad enough for my highest rating In past Christmas seasons I reviewed the underappreciated Yuletide turkeys The Christmas Martian and Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny. (see my Bad Movie page for those reviews) This time I’ll address the horror film Elves, which will have you laughing like crazy but unlike a film like Santa’s Slay, it’s not MEANT as a comedy.
Where to begin with this film? We’ve got Dan Haggerty as a washed up ex- store detective and drug addict working as a department store Santa Claus, we’ve got Julie Austin as Continue reading
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COLLEGE BASKETBALL: BALLADEER’S BLOG’S LATEST RANKINGS
NAIA (National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics) DIVISION TWO – 1. BETHEL (IN) PILOTS (as in riverboat pilots) ### 2. EMBRY-RIDDLE AERONAUTICAL UNIVERSITY EAGLES ### 3. CARDINAL STRITCH UNIVERSITY WOLVES (2013 champions) ### 4. SOUTHERN OREGON UNIVERSITY RAIDERS ### 5. INDIANA WESLEYAN WILDCATS ###
6. INDIANA UNIVERSITY SOUTHEAST GRENADIERS (2013 runners-up) ### 7. ROBERT MORRIS (IL) EAGLES ### 8. DORDT COLLEGE DEFENDERS ### 9. HUNTINGTON UNIVERSITY FORESTERS ### 10. Continue reading
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CHRISTMAS CAROL OBSCURITIES – CHRISTMAS CAROL-A-THON 2013 CONTINUES

Ghost of Christmas Present
Aren’t we all pretty fed up with the same versions of A Christmas Carol being rammed down our throats like Razzleberry Dressing every Christmas season while many of the clever but lesser known variations of the Dickens Yuletide classic languish in obscurity? I’m one of those people who begin wallowing in the dozens of versions of this Industrial Age epic myth right after Thanksgiving and don’t let up until New Year’s Day. With the obsessive and semi- psychotic zeal of a Trekkie or an X-Phile I purchase every offbeat variation and adaptation of A Christmas Carol that I can lay my hands on.
Drawing on the extensive, albeit geeky, expertise that I’ve gained in this subject over the years I’d like to spread the word about some of the versions of the story that can be found in the remote hinterlands of home video or audio. This will be a look at variations of the actual Dickens story, set in London in the 1840’s. An entirely separate article could be written about adaptations of A Christmas Carol set in different time periods and locales, like Rod Serling’s anti-war parable Carol For Another Christmas, or the 1975 conservation short The Energy Carol or even the year 2000 Brazilian version depicting the Scrooge figure as a drug lord who repents. Just think of me as the Ghost of Christmas Carol Obscurities.
After reading this list you’ll hopefully conduct your own search for versions of the Carol beyond the limited world of Mr Magoo, Alastair Sim and George C Scott (“Dickens, you magnificent bastard! I read yer booooook!”) .
Marcel Marceau Presents a Christmas Carol (1973) – Marcel Marceau is possibly the only name that comes to mind if you try to think of famous mimes. In fact “Famous Mimes” would make for one easy Jeopardy category because the response would always be “Who is Marcel Marceau?” Anyway, this BBC presentation featured Marceau acting out a pantomime of the Carol and playing every role. This was accompanied by narration by another actor who once portrayed Scrooge, Michael Hordern. If you prefer versions of the Carol devoid of any and all speaking there are several silent movie Carols available out there.
Shower of Stars Christmas Carol (1954) – This Carol may suck from the dramatic angle but it’s a wonderful oddity well worth owning because of its cultural kitsch value. This is a recorded version of what was first presented as a live broadcast and the barely sixty minute production provides a nice example of what live, single sponsor broadcasts were like way back when. The original advertisements are included so getting to see three-figure (yes, three-figure) sales prices for new vehicles will have modern audiences smiling. Fredric March plays Scrooge, Basil Rathbone plays Marley’s Ghost and there are some enjoyable songs scattered throughout the show.
A Christmas Carol (opera) (1982) – Thea Musgrave is one of the few true giants in the opera world from recent decades and she did a magnificent job with this opera version of the Carol. The familiarity of the Dickens story makes this presentation accessible even to viewers who are generally bewildered when it comes to operas. In addition to this Granada television production there are two other opera versions of the Carol on video. The 1978 version was
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COLLEGE HOCKEY: BALLADEER’S BLOG’S LATEST RANKINGS
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CHRISTMAS SEASON ADVICE FOR AMERICAN LIBERALS AND AMERICAN CONSERVATIVES
Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that equally criticizes those childish fanatics called Liberals and Conservatives. Here’s some Yuletide advice for those two groups of zealots who continue to tear the country apart by putting their respective political party ahead of the nation.
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CHRISTMAS CAROL-A-THON 2013 BEGINS: READ-ALONG CHRISTMAS CAROL (1995)
Welcome to Balladeer’s Blog’s Fourth Annual Christmas Carol-A-Thon! It’s the time of year when I examine countless adaptations of the Dickens classic from television, movies, radio and elsewhere! As always new versions will be sprinkled in with the old standards.
Starting us off for 2013 is the 1995 home video Read-Along Christmas Carol. This version is just 50 minutes long and is ideal for youngsters learning how to read or for the hearing-impaired to watch. The video features a series of still drawings AND limited animation from the Dickens classic accompanied by word-balloons of dialogue (like in comic books or comic strips) appearing over the characters’ heads.
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TURKEY DAY: A LOOK AT BAD MOVIES AND SHORTS FOR THANKSGIVING
For the Thanksgiving holiday Balladeer’s Blog is focusing on bad movies and hilariously lame educational shorts that have a specific Thanksgiving theme. As always my Bad Movie page contains full-length reviews of the films I’m offering a brief synopsis of here.
BLOOD FREAK (1972) – This movie is about a man who turns into a murderous monster with the head of a turkey after he eats a chemically treated gobbler at the turkey farm where he works. Blood Freak has been a cult classic for Thanksgiving for decades now, with many Movie Host shows of the late 70’s onward making a point of screening it at this time of year (including The Texas 27 Film Vault). The biker who turns into the blood-crazed turkey monster is Continue reading
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL: CCCAA PLAYOFFS AND BOWL MATCHUPS FOR 2013
Here is a look at the 2013 playoff and Bowl matchups for CCCAA college football. The defending champions, the Bakersfield College Renegades will not be participating. As usual Balladeer’s Blog will cover all of the postseason action.
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SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA BOWL – The CCCAA incorporates their playoffs into their Bowl format. This game will serve as one semifinal for the championship of the SCFA (Southern California Football Association). The GOLDEN WEST COLLEGE RUSTLERS will travel to take on the RIVERSIDE COLLEGE TIGERS in this Bowl matchup on November 23rd. 9pm ET
NATIONAL BOWL – This game will serve as the other semifinal in the SCFA. The National Bowl will also be played on Saturday November 23rd and will pit the COLLEGE OF THE CANYONS COUGARS against the FULLERTON COLLEGE HORNETS. Kickoff will be at 4pm ET. Continue reading
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VIETNAMESE MYTHOLOGY: THE GOD OF FIRE
AH NHI – The Vietnamese god of fire. The child of the sun goddess, he is often depicted holding a burning golden crow similar to the golden roosters that adorn his mother’s palanquin. In other myths about the fire god this Continue reading
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