Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that equally criticizes those childish fanatics called Liberals and Conservatives. Here’s some Yuletide advice for those two groups of zealots who continue to tear the country apart by putting their respective political party ahead of the nation.
ADVICE FOR LIBERALS – Pretend these Conservatives you irrationally hate are really Muslim fanatics who treat women like slaves and want all gay people dead. You cowardly hypocrites seem to have no problem refraining from EVER expressing one word of hostility about Muslim homophobes and misogynists, so go through December without saying anything about Christians and/or Conservatives that you would not say about Muslims and/or Islamists. And show their religion the same nauseating deference you gutless wonders show Islam.
Or pretend all Conservatives are illegal immigrants. Show the same level of that “compassion” you endlessly claim you possess to Christian Conservatives that you would show to someone who came to this country illegally. If you have to, pretend they came here illegally AND committed an additional crime, that way you’ll be extra, extra compassionate toward them.
AND STOP ACTING LIKE YOU’RE THE COUNTRY’S OFFICIAL “GOOD GUYS” AND CONSERVATIVES ARE THE COUNTRY’S OFFICIAL “BAD GUYS”.
ADVICE FOR CONSERVATIVES – Think of these Liberals you irrationally hate as “fetuses in the 200th trimester of life”. Show them the same level of “Christian good will” that you obsessively show for the unborn. To really, really get you in the frame of mind to be kind to them pretend they are fetuses that are the results of rape and/or incest. Instead of thinking your fellow human beings are a gift from your God ONLY before they are born treat every Liberal and/or gay person as a living, breathing, walking, talking gift from your God.
Or at the very least show Liberals the same level of concern that you show for millionaires and billionaires who are in danger of having their taxes raised. Nothing seems to cause you to wring your hands with empathy for the plight of others like the thought of people with money to burn actually paying more in taxes. Unless, of course, it’s having tax dollars actually spent to help other human beings.
AND STOP ACTING LIKE YOU’RE THE COUNTRY’S OFFICIAL “GOOD GUYS” AND LIBERALS ARE THE COUNTRY’S OFFICIAL “BAD GUYS”.
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8 responses to “CHRISTMAS SEASON ADVICE FOR AMERICAN LIBERALS AND AMERICAN CONSERVATIVES”
lol I love ur sarcasm when u deal with liberals and conservatives!
Maybe liberals & conservatives will give all of us a present and leave the country.
That would be nice.
If only they would all take this advice!
Liberals are the solution. Conservatives are the problem. Why can’t you see that?
Beacause it’s not true you simple-minded political zealot. One side is not “the good guys” with the other side being “the bad guys”. People who think things are that black and white are the problem, not the solution, and these days American Liberals are as sickeningly sanctimonious as Conservatives are.