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TEDDY THE GREAT DANE: HIS SILENT FILMS

lap dogs onlyBalladeer’s Blog takes another look at the films of a silent movie star. This time I’m reviewing some of the films featuring trained animal star Teddy the Great Dane aka Teddy the Dog aka Keystone Teddy. From 1915 to 1924 Teddy starred or otherwise appeared in silent shorts as well as feature-length movies.

Rin Tin Tin would have been the obvious canine star to start with, but I prefer going with the lesser-known topics first. FOR MY RIN TIN TIN BLOG POST CLICK HERE.

Teddy at the ThrottleTEDDY AT THE THROTTLE (1917) – This Mack Sennett short at Keystone Studios was one of two films in which Teddy actually got his name in the title. In this light-hearted affair the Great Dane plays the pet of THE Gloria Swanson.

Obviously, any silent movie with Gloria in it packs an extra cultural punch due to her much later role as washed-up silent film star Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard. This comedy short has even more of a distinction – Swanson and co-star Wallace Beery were going through a bitter divorce during the filming.

gloria swanson on the railroad trackBeery’s villain character is embezzling money from the romantic leads Gloria Swanson and Bobby Vernon. Teddy, the REAL star, is cute and lively, plus he bravely saves Gloria’s life in the end when Beery ties her to railroad tracks after his villainy is exposed.

Supposedly, after Swanson became a big star she HATED being asked about playing second fiddle to a dog in a series of shorts.
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CITY BENEATH THE SEA (1962) and SECRET BENEATH THE SEA (1963) – FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

city beneath the seaCITY BENEATH THE SEA (1962) – For starters, this is NOT the 1970s movie nor the 1950s movie of this title. This City Beneath the Sea is a seven-part television serial from Great Britain. In the past Balladeer’s Blog has covered similar British tv serials like the original Quatermass adventures, Pathfinders in Space and its sequels, in addition to The Trollenberg Terror, plus Object Z and Object Z Returns.  

This was still pre-Doctor Who, but it has that same “stand-still adventure” ambience and the stiff upper lip British characters as in the Doctor’s escapades. The program features the expected lame special effects and outdated science typical of the time period, so it makes a viewer laugh while also providing quaint, old-fashioned entertainment.  

city beneath the sea picCity Beneath the Sea stars Gerald Flood as reporter Mark Bannerman and Stewart Guidotti as his photographer Peter Blake. The villains are led by Germans who served in World War Two, like Denis Goacher as former U-Boat commander Kurt Swendler and Aubrey Morris as mad scientist Professor Ludwig Ziebrecken.   

For obsessive Star Wars fans let me point out that among the few characters important enough to feature in all seven episodes of this serial is the original Mon Mothma from Return of the Jedi, Caroline Blakiston herself, as Dr. Ann Boyd. British television staple Morris Perry rounded out the regulars as a naval radio operator.    Continue reading

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN WITH SOME MORE LONG-FORGOTTEN HORROR TALES

skeletonHas it really been 31 days already? Happy Halloween from Balladeer’s Blog with this look at some more horror stories that are over 100 years old. They make for a nice Monster Rally feel since they feature a variety of supernatural beings.

THE VENUS OF ILLE (1837) – By Prosper Merimee. An ancient bronze statue of Venus is found during excavations. A series of injuries and worse follow, until it can no longer be denied that the statue comes to life and commits acts of violence.

        masc graveyard smallerThe bronze Venus takes a perverse liking to a prosperous young man and steals a ring the man is supposed to put on at his impending wedding ceremony. When the man goes through with the marriage without the purloined ring, the statue visits him and his bride on their wedding night and kills him.

Even melting down the statue does nothing to wash away its evil influence. Continue reading

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THE WHITE REINDEER (1952) – HORROR FILM REVIEW

renne blancTHE WHITE REINDEER (1952) – As Halloween Season nears its end, Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at a fascinating and haunting Finnish horror film. First off, let me assure readers that The White Reindeer is, indeed, a serious movie despite the way that some glib descriptions of it make it sound like just another campy black & white monster movie from long ago.

Even though the premise – the beautiful daughter of a witch begins turning into a reindeer-monster and killing off townspeople – sounds a bit silly, director Erik Blomberg succeeds at making The White Reindeer a moody, creepy and effective horror film.

le renne blancBlomberg’s best move was just accepting the fact that he didn’t have a big enough budget for convincing special effects so he relies on stylish editing, shadows and every camera trick in the book for the transformation scenes.

The film is based on Sami legends going back centuries and is set in a vaguely defined time period, adding to the odd atmosphere. Rifles are in evidence, but the story’s Lapland location precludes the presence of vehicles of any kind, so the exact decade and century cannot be discerned. Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG: COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM OCTOBER 28th

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Wingate Bulldogs helmetKNOCKING OFF NUMBER SEVEN – In NCAA Division Two, the WINGATE UNIVERSITY BULLDOGS welcomed the number 7 team in the nation – the LENOIR-RHYNE UNIVERSITY BEARS. Halftime saw the Bulldogs on top 17-14 but the 3rd Quarter ended in a 20-20 tie. In the explosive 4th Wingate U. won the game 34-30.

Georgetown (KY) TigersAND ANOTHER NUMBER SEVEN TAKES A FALL – Over in the NAIA, the number 9 GEORGETOWN (KY) COLLEGE TIGERS played host to the 7th ranked LINDSEY WILSON COLLEGE BLUE RAIDERS. This was a defensive epic, with the Tigers leading by a mere 7-0 at the Half before beating the Blue Raiders 10-0.

Valdosta_StNUMBER EIGHT GOES TUMBLING AFTER – This game pitted D2’s 24th ranked VALDOSTA STATE BLAZERS against the number 8 UNIVERSITY OF WEST FLORIDA ARGONAUTS. A 21-21 Halftime deadlock remained unchanged in the 3rd Quarter. In the 4th the Blazers pulled off a last minute 31-28 upset. Continue reading

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THE MOST HALLOWEENISH COVERS OF EERIE MAGAZINE

This is the last weekend before Halloween 2023, so, because last weekend’s review of the Spook stories in Eerie magazine was well-recieved, here’s a look at some of the most appropriate Halloween Season covers from that Warren Publishing horror magazine. 

eerie monster on monsterEERIE #124

Cover Date: September 1981

Stories featured in this issue:

The Sea of Red, Pyramid of the Black Sun: Orka, God of Light, plus the Haggarth story The Sacred Scroll.

The one and only Frank Frazetta himself did the spectacular artwork for the cover of this issue. Continue reading

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THE MONSTER-MAKER (1897)

monster makerTHE MONSTER-MAKER aka THE SURGEON’S EXPERIMENT (1897) – As Halloween Month hurtles toward its conclusion, Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at one of the overlooked horror tales of one of America’s most overlooked writers – W.C. Morrow. This story depicts a mad doctor dabbling in unspeakable experiments.

NOTE: The movies titled The Monster Maker (1944) and The Surgeon’s Experiment (1914) were not based on this short story. 

The Monster-Maker is not the most original horror/ sci fi story in the world, but it has that certain appeal common to all such neglected items. Morrow was a writer living in – and largely published in – California, and his early work was praised by the one and only Ambrose Bierce.

masc graveyard smallerThis tale’s setting in 1800s San Francisco gives a nice American touch to what would otherwise have been yet another story set in a creepy castle somewhere in Europe. An annoying factor is that, like some of Jack London’s early short stories like A Thousand Deaths, The Monster-Maker does not provide names for any of its characters.

The horror begins as a perfectly healthy yet pathologically melancholy young man from a wealthy family seeks a meeting with a VERY reclusive surgeon. The physician is considered brilliant and emerges periodically to perform skilled surgery for such high fees that he can devote the rest of his time to his bizarre experiments.      Continue reading

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ANDY WARHOL’S FRANKENSTEIN (1973) & ANDY WARHOL’S DRACULA (1974)

frankenstein 3dHalloween Month rolls along here at Balladeer’s Blog with a look at two notoriously bad horror movies which use Andy Warhol’s name despite him not really having anything to do with them and credit Antonio Margheriti as the director even though Paul Morrissey wrote and directed them.

Sophia Loren’s husband Carlo Ponti co-produced both films. 

andy warhols frankensteinANDY WARHOL’S FRANKENSTEIN (1973) – Also known as Flesh for Frankenstein, this 3-D monstrosity and its sister film, Andy Warhol’s Dracula (aka Blood for Dracula) used to be among the most well-known “So Bad They’re Good” movies. Oddly, they fell pretty much off the radar long ago, but get rediscovered every so often and enjoy a brief surge in notoriety from successive generations of horror fans. 

The making of these two grossout movies, which were filmed back-to-back in Italy, would make a better movie than both of them combined in my opinion. Criminal charges, false screen credits and much more behind the scenes lore would help put such a flick up there with Ed Wood and The Disaster Artist.

andy warhol presents frankeThese two movies are also like 1970s time capsules, too. Recently relaxed standards for what could be shown on the big screen yielded a LOT of cheap films that were clearly made just to see how much gory violence and kinky titillation the creative teams could get away with.

Attaching Andy Warhol’s name to this pair of Paul Morrissey flicks helped appeal to pretentious Warhol fans and gave some critics the excuse to read deeper meanings into the sophomoric productions. Suddenly, awkward grossout scenes, idiotic dialogue and non-existent scares were being interpreted as “deconstructions of the Universal monster movies” or as “director/writer Paul Morrissey skewering the very countercultural sex revolutionaries that were among his biggest fans …”

Sheesh! At least purely mercenary splatter film legends like Herschell Gordon Lewis never pretended that their flicks were anything but cash-grabs that piled on the blood and gore.

double featureAndy Warhol’s Frankenstein and Andy Warhol’s Dracula deserve my usual warnings to horror fans who really hate extreme violence and bizarre sex. Don’t go below the “Continue reading” line or you’ll probably regret it. These films are mild compared to Headless or Father’s Day or others I’ve reviewed, but are stomach-turning nonetheless.

So, let’s dive into two of the strangest Dracula and Frankenstein pairings this side of Blacula and Blackenstein. Continue reading

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THE DEVIL OF THE MARSH (1893) HALLOWEEN STORY

damnable talesTHE DEVIL OF THE MARSH (1893) – Written by H.B. Marriott Watson. Halloween Month continues with this review of a short horror piece about a unique female monster who inhabits the marsh. The story was first published in the 1893 collection Damnable Tales.

An unnamed narrator is making his way through the Great Marsh to once again meet with a seemingly beautiful woman with whom he has flirted and fallen in “love”. They have only ever met after dark and on the moors.

So enthralled is our narrator by the woman’s allure that he willingly overlooks all the weirdness of their courtship. After their most recent rendezvous he asked her to run away with him but she insisted that their first act of lovemaking take place deep within the marsh.   
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IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (1994) – HORROR FILM REVIEW

Halloween Month continues here at Balladeer’s Blog with a review of an underappreciated gem.

in the mouth of madnessIN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (1994) – Directed by John Carpenter and written by Michael De Luca, this movie was an unabashed valentine to H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King’s imitations of Lovecraft, and The King in Yellow by Robert W Chambers. The King in Yellow, of course, is the 1895 book previously reviewed here at Balladeer’s Blog, and which Lovecraft admitted was an influence on his own works.

That story is about the title “king”, or more precisely about a stage play about that monarch. Everyone who reads the play The King in Yellow goes insane, causing worldwide chaos. Some of the King’s minions enter into our dimension to do his evil bidding, but unlike Lovecraft’s tentacled, enormous Old Ones, the monstrous servitors of the King in Yellow are humanoid in size and form.

That out of the way, let’s take it from the top. My LEAST favorite element of this otherwise excellent movie is the way it opens up. We are shown a crazed John Trent (Sam Neill) being committed to an insane asylum. Dialogue makes it clear that he’s just one of many people going mad in a worldwide epidemic of violent insanity. Even some of the staff at the insane asylum seem like they’re not all there anymore.

in the mouth of madness picSoon, Trent is visited in his padded cell, where he has used a black crayon to cover his body and the padded walls with crucifixes for protection. His visitor is Dr Wrenn, played by David Warner, the panicked, crucifix-surrounded man from The Omen, now talking to the panicked, crucifix-surrounded Sam Neill in this film. (I admit that’s a sly touch in keeping with the style of the movie. It even has echoes of the victim in the 1970s film Equinox fixating on his protective crucifix.)   Continue reading

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