A Muslim jihadist site is threatening Late Show host David Letterman (Peace Be Upon Him) for joking about the death of Ilyas Kashmiri from the hate group Al Quaeda. Kashmiri was killed in a drone strike in Pakistan this past June and in the adorably deranged manner we’ve all come to expect from Muslim jihadists the comedian was threatened. The exact wording was “Someone should cut the tongue of this lowly Jew and shut it forever”. So right off the bat we see that even for a jihadist this person is stupid, since the traditional threat would be to cut someone’s THROAT, not tongue, and it’s impossible to SHUT someone’s tongue, even temporarily, let alone forever.
And, oh yeah, Letterman’s not Jewish, but I can tell you from personal experience that many Muslims love to label anyone who ticks them off (in other words, just about everyone in the entire world, even other Muslims) as a Jew or “a puppet of Jews”. Oddly, no Christian loonies ever accuse me of being Jewish even though I make no secret of the fact that I find their religion as silly and outdated as I find Islam.
Why couldn’t there have been a threat against Letterman years ago for refusing to give up on that stupid “Will it float?” segment instead? Anyway, here’s to superstitious savagery and the latest milestone in the history of stupidity. Now I’ve got to go flush a Bible and a Koran down the toilet and then draw a picture of Jesus and Muhammad kicking back with a couple of brewtowskis.