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1ST ANNIVERSARY OF BIN LADEN GETTING FLUSHED

 Rats get killed, cockroaches get killed, and Bin Laden got killed. One year after the death of this utter failure and rabid animal I figured what better time to repost one of my most popular comedy bits from last year. I posted an article joking about the possibility of Bin Laden’s wives getting their own reality show. Here it is again, complete with the Continue reading

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WE MARRIED A MADMAN: THE HOT NEW REALITY SERIES STARRING BIN LADEN’S WIVES

Yes, in the spirit of Sister Wives and Mob Wives, it’s We Married A Madman, a Pakistani- produced reality tv show following life from the point of view of the late Osama Bin Laden’s wives. Early reports indicate this is why the Pakistanis were less than cooperative with U.S. military and intelligence personnel about Bin Laden’s whereabouts. A raid would have spoiled production of this guaranteed ratings blockbuster. A highly- placed Pakistani source confirmed this for me recently. 

“There we were, finally poised to get our piece of the reality tv pie”, he bemoaned, “when those damn Navy Seals come in and spoil everything! It’s just another example of American Imperialism and cowboy diplomacy!” 

Like all reality shows, the program was going to  Continue reading

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THE WORLD FLUSHES A BOWEL MOVEMENT: BIN LADEN IS KILLED

Even an ardent skeptic like myself can envision an afterlife today, and here’s a photo of Osama Bin Laden waving hello from that afterlife, where he will be sodomized by goats for all eternity. The modern face of the mindless savagery called Jihad is dead thanks to the United States military. And best of all no need for a trial. I’m sure it’s a sad day for Continue reading

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