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FORGOTTEN TELEVISION: HAWKINS (1973-1974)

hawkinsHAWKINS (1973-1974) – Before Matlock, there was Hawkins! The iconic Jimmy Stewart starred as Billy Jim Hawkins, an aw-shucks country lawyer who was really shrewd and calculating behind his stammering, Good Ol’ Boy facade.

Billy Jim wound up acting as a detective for his clients as much as their lawyer as he solved mysteries to prove his clients’ innocence. Hawkins was part of a CBS attempt to establish their own set of rotating 90-minute detective shows in the tradition of Columbo, McMillan and Wife, Banacek, The Snoop Sisters, and so many others on competing networks.

billy jim and strother martinHawkins rotated with Shaft, which starred Richard Roundtree reprising his big screen role as private detective John Shaft (but a John Shaft who couldn’t be as violent or profane as he was in the movies, of course).

Strother Martin co-starred with Stewart as his private investigator cousin R.J. Hawkins. The pair, despite being based in West Virginia, were hired by big-name, big money clients from around the country. AND despite the fact that not all lawyers are credentialed to practice law in all other states. This was made for TV lawyerin’, bubba!   

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HEADMASTER (1970) FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

headmasterHEADMASTER (1970) – Andy Griffith had left the streets of Mayberry behind him to take on a new leading role in this short-lived comedy-drama. Griffith played Andy Thompson, Headmaster of the Concord School, a top-tier private academy in California.

jerry and andyThe star had expressed his pleasure at getting to play an urbane academic rather than a country bumpkin for once. Headmaster was shooting for the same appeal boasted by Room 222, another half-hour series that mixed high school comedy with drama.

Ready for the “with-it” and “relevant” – maybe even “groovy” – advertising blurb for Headmaster? Here it is – “At last! A series that’s really into today’s teen-age world. A co-ed prep school is where it’s at.”

Griffith’s supporting cast included Jerry Van Dyke as Coach Jerry Brownell and Claudette Nevins as Andy’s English teacher wife Margaret. LINDA RONSTADT sang the show’s theme song Only a Man. Continue reading

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GRIFF (1973-1974) FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

griffGRIFF (1973-1974) – The one and only Lorne Greene starred as Wade “Griff” Griffin, a former police captain who becomes a private investigator. Ben Murphy played Mike Murdoch, who was McCormick to Greene’s Hardcastle.

The Pittsburgh Press called Griff a “disaster” in their review’s headline, but the body of their review really just criticized the show as a routine, formulaic detective program that offered nothing new. I guess the headline was a 1973 forerunner of the clickbait concept.

tv griffTo me and presumably any other trivia buffs Griff is must-see tv. The guest stars and behind the scenes figures were a virtual Who’s Who of American television’s past and present. Before I get to that, let’s look at the fate of the program’s TWO pilot movies.   

MAN ON THE OUTSIDE – This first pilot for Griff was not aired until 1975, the year AFTER the cancellation of the show it was launching. In my opinion this was a big mistake because this 2-hour telefilm excellently established Wade Griffin’s character. The thirty-year police veteran quit to personally look into his son’s murder and his grandson’s abduction. Continue reading

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AGATHA ALL ALONG: SOON TO BE FORGOTTEN TELEVISION?

It looks like it will be tomorrow at the earliest that I make my full blog post about the latest attempt on the life of de facto Third Party President Donald Trump. So here’s a much lighter topic.

kathryn hahn winking as agathaAGATHA ALL ALONG SCREWS UP BIG-TIME – Hey, I enjoyed the song Agatha All Along from WandaVision back in 2021 as much as anybody, and I was initially curious about what Kathryn Hahn would do as the star of an Agatha Harkness spinoff show. (For Agatha and the Scarlet Witch fighting Necrodamus click HERE.)

Then came the multiple title changes for the upcoming series as Disney went from Diary of Darkness, Coven of Chaos, House of Harkness and Darkhold Diaries before finally settling on the obvious choice. House of Harkness as a title made me hope that it would be an anthology series with Hahn acting in-character as Agatha camping it up like an old-time Movie Hostess. (Think Vampira, Moona Lisa, Elvira, Stella from Saturday Night Dead, etc.) 

agatha all alongI could see it being used for pilot stories about Marvel’s many horror characters like the Simon Garth Zombie, Ghost Rider, Morbius the Living Vampire, Satana the Devil’s Daughter, the Living Mummy, the vampire Lilith and many more. You know, testing the waters to see if each character proved popular enough for their own series or movie. When the Werewolf by Night project was announced it got my hopes up even more that it might indeed feature Kathryn Hahn as Agatha doing an intro and outro.

Unfortunately, Disney is making Agatha All Along a traditional sequel to WandaVision. AND THEY’VE ALREADY BLOWN WHAT WAS INTENDED AS THE SHOW’S BIG REVEAL! Don’t read any further if you want to watch the series and are among the few people who didn’t catch the way Disney’s promo staff gave away the program’s big surprise before they could try covering it back up.

***NEWS – SEPT 19th- Not only did they already blow the big surprise on IMDb, but it was blown last night by crediting the character I mention below BY NAME IN THE CLOSED CAPTIONS! And that’s WHILE they’re making a big deal of a magic spell not letting Agatha hear clues to who he is. Hilarious! Continue reading

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CITIZEN SOLDIER (1956-1957) FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

The latest installment of Balladeer’s Blog’s recurring segment Forgotten Television.

citizen soldierCITIZEN SOLDIER (1956-1957) – Also known as The Big Attack, this half-hour series depicted dramatic reenactments of real wartime incidents from World War Two, STARRING THE ACTUAL SERVICEMEN WHO TOOK PART IN THEM!

That gimmick made Citizen Soldier stand out from the many other programs devoted to dramatizations of wartime events, but it was very obvious at times that an episode’s star was just a Citizen Actor and not a professional. If you put aside unrealistic thespian expectations, you’ll likely find this series riveting. 

b aCharles Marquis Warren directed and Ron W. Alcorn produced this syndicated program that lasted for one season of 39 episodes.

Among my favorite episodes:

THE LITTLE PRIVATE – This episode starred Joe Richardson reenacting his World War Two experience of coming right out of Boot Camp with his unit and winding up at the front lines for the Battle of the Bulge. His recent training with the most up to date bazookas came in handy to save his entire unit.    Continue reading

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TONY ORLANDO AND DAWN (1974-1976) FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

tony orlando and dawnTONY ORLANDO AND DAWN – This musical variety series filled a real need for CBS after Sonny and Cher’s show went off the air in May of 1974 due to their divorce. The network couldn’t believe their luck when Tony Orlando and Dawn, riding near the top of the charts and possessing a non-threatening charm, were then available.

Songs, comedy and celebrity guests filled the hour-long program just like on Sonny & Cher. Again like Sonny & Cher, Tony Orlando and his backup singers Telma Hopkins and Joyce Vincent – collectively called Dawn – could exchange comical insults to liven things up. 

tony orlando and dawn tv guideObviously, the trio’s singing act is still fairly well known, but I’m often surprised that many people have forgotten about their 56-episode television show. If you’ve never heard of this act, the name “Dawn” was originally the entire group name as a means for Tony Orlando to do a single outside of his current recording contract.

Orlando used an assumed name at first, with varying numbers of all-male performers credited as the other members of Dawn. In fact, so many names were used that there is probably an early incarnation of Dawn that lists ME as a member.

At any rate, the truth needed told when eventually a tour for Dawn was put together with Tony Orlando finessing the use of his own name and with Telma Hopkins and Joyce Vincent singing with him. The deceptive phone book sized credits for Dawn became a thing of the past. Continue reading

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DECOY (1957-1958) FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

decoyDECOY (1957-1958) – Nobody doesn’t like Beverly Garland! For decades, she was a pleasant presence in B-movies and television. Here’s the very first tv show about a female cop, with Beverly pitch-perfect as a tough, savvy undercover policewoman. 

Garland starred as Patricia “Casey” Jones (yes, like the train engineer), who did a hard-boiled narration for her character’s adventures in 39 half-hour episodes of this series. Beverly WAS the whole show, being the only recurring character for the entire run.

decoy dvdNOTE: Frank Campanella is sometimes listed as her “co-star” but actually he played a different character in each of the 3 episodes he appeared in.

Always professional, always relentless in bringing down the bad guys, Casey was the original “no-frills” character. The only look into her personal life came from a few vague references to a past romance with a policeman who went on to get killed in the line of duty. Continue reading

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ANNA AND THE KING (1972) – YUL BRYNNER’S SHORT-LIVED TELEVISION VERSION OF THE KING AND I

anna and the kingANNA AND THE KING (1972) – It’s a shame that so few people remember this 13-episode attempt to make a television series of Margaret Landon’s classic novel Anna and the King of Siam. The producers even scored the coup of signing screen legend Yul Brynner himself to reprise his role as the King of Siam from the novel’s revered musical adaptation The King and I.

king annaSamantha Eggar was cast as Anna Leonowens, the British governess brought to Siam in 1862 by King Mongkut to provide a more cosmopolitan element to the education of his children, including 12-year-old son and heir Prince Chulalongkorn, played by Brian Tochi.

The clash of cultures that the novel and musical depicted would be played out via shorter, much more succinct installments in this 30-minute … sitcom?  Continue reading

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COWBOY G-MEN (1952-1953)

The Frontierado holiday is celebrated the first Friday of August every year and is a celebration of the myth of the Wild West, not the grinding reality.

cowboy g menCOWBOY G-MEN (1952-1953) – A reader recently mentioned the old Robert Conrad series The Wild Wild West, and that reminded me of The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. AND the much earlier television western titled Cowboy G-Men. That last series featured fictional exploits of U.S. Secret Service Agents in the old west.

The stories in Cowboy G-Men were a bit more realistic and low-key than the ones for Jim West and Brisco County Jr. but the half-hour series – in COLOR – had some interesting episodes. Russell Hayden starred as Agent Pat Gallagher and Jackie Coogan starred as Agent Stoney Crockett. Author Louis L’Amour was one of the show’s writers. 

No, the term G-Men was not around back in the 1870s but it was just a television show. Continue reading

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KEITH RICHARDS AS JESSE JAMES, JUDAS, VICTOR HUGO AND CRAZY HORSE

keith richardsOkay, not THAT Keith Richards.

Anyone who’s as immersed as I am in obscure, forgotten, Psychotronic movies and television shows can’t help but repeatedly come across American actor Keith Richards. Long before the walking corpse from the Rolling Stones became famous, this other Keith Richards was turning up in some very unlikely roles.

james brothers of missouriTHE JAMES BROTHERS OF MISSOURI (1949) – In this 12-chapter Republic serial the Keithmeister General starred as Jesse James with Robert Bice as his brother Frank. Future Lois Lane Noel Neill played Peg Royer, while B-movie staple Gene Roth was along for the ride in a supporting role.

History went out the window in this story featuring the James Brothers helping a former member of their gang who had turned straight but was now being harassed by sinister criminals with a secret agenda. Keith Richards is … okay in this.

living christTHE LIVING CHRIST SERIES (1951) – Keith was At His Satanic Majesty’s Request as Judas in this 12-episode television series about incidents in the life of Jesus Christ. Each episode filled a 30-minute time slot.

You might think it would be impossible to make Judas dull, but you’d be reckoning without the vast forces of entropy at work in any Keith Richards performance. The traitorous disciple practically fades into the woodwork in this television effort.    Continue reading

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