Mascot sword and pistolAnother of Balladeer’s Blog’s Top Twenty Lists for 2020.

“Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.” – Nicolas Chamfort 

“There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.” – Albert Camus

“Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes.” – Norman Douglas

“To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood.” – George Santayana

“Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.” – Honore de Balzac

“A best-seller is the gilded tomb of a mediocre talent.” – Logan Pearsall Smith

“Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.” – Oscar Wilde

“Barack Obama is the piece of dog-crap stubbornly clinging to the bottom of history’s shoes.” – Edward Wozniak

“A woman drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.” – W.C. Fields

“When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.” – Peter de Vries

“Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.” – James Thurber

“Only one more indispensable massacre of capitalists or communists or fascists or Christians or heretics and there we are in the Golden Future.” – Aldous Huxley

“Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.” – Aleister Crowley

“Men can only be happy when they do not assume that the object of life is happiness.” – George Orwell

“Self-proclaimed historians are liars with a political axe to grind and their version of events must always be questioned.” – Janet Smith

“The making of a journalist: no ideas and the ability to express them.” – Karl Kraus

“The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets and to steal bread.” – Anatole France

“Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.” – Dick Gregory 

“Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.” – H.G. Wells 

“I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.” – Fran Lebowitz 


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17 responses to “TWENTY WRY QUOTES

  1. Marco

    That quote about Obama is the best one!

  2. Kris

    All of these were sheer genius!

  3. Shaquanda

    Obama was a disappointment. Bill Clinton is still the first black president to me.

  4. A Fan Called Sloan

    I loved these! Really great quotes!

  5. Carol

    These were so biting!

  6. Forry

    The one about Obama is the best one of them all!

  7. Gan

    Pretty thought provoking!

  8. Blake

    Cool putdown of that crook Obama.

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