MOCK HEADLINES: JANUARY 17th

trump and pelosiANTI-TRUMP LOONS ACCIDENTALLY PROVE DEMOCRAT COLLUSION WITH RUSSIA WHILE PURSUING TRUMP

DO GILLETTE RAZORS CAUSE CANCER? WHY TAKE CHANCES? 

CRAZED DEMOCRATS INSIST TRUMP IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY FINISHED THIS TIME BECAUSE yaaaaaawwwwwwn

LOW IQ AOC IS LMAO FUN!

FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP STILL SPEAKS MORE LANGUAGES THAN BOTH OBAMAS COMBINED

NEW CALL FOR STUDY OF HOW MANY CONVICTED RAPISTS USED GILLETTE RAZORS

DEMOCRATS VOW TO MAKE 2019 THE YEAR THEY RENDER THE TERM “WHITE SUPREMACIST” AS OVERUSED AND MEANINGLESS AS THEY MADE THE WORD “RACIST”

FBI INSIDERS SAY “LOOK, WE CAN ACT AS POLITICAL SABOTEURS FOR THE DEMOCRATS OR WE CAN DO OUR ACTUAL JOBS, BUT NOT BOTH”

NANCY PELOSI REFUSES TO MEET WITH FAMILIES OF VICTIMS OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CRIME (This one is true, by the way.)

DEMOCRATS TAUNT “VOTE HARVESTING LETS US WIN ELECTIONS EVEN IF NOBODY REALLY VOTED FOR US!”

DEMOCRATS CALL FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO BE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN VOTE

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6 Comments

Filed under humor, LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, opinion

6 responses to “MOCK HEADLINES: JANUARY 17th

  1. Kay

    These were all so funny! I subscribed for more pokes at the lunatic Dems.

  2. W Rice

    These were so funny!

  3. Brad Harrison

    I love these mock headlines blog posts of yours!

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