MORE HILARIOUSLY WRONG PREDICTIONS FROM PSYCHICS

nuke-the-moonThe readers of Balladeer’s Blog have spoken! You enjoyed the first go-round of these nuggets so much I’m posting this second helping right now!

IRENE HUGHES – In 1978 she predicted:

— In 1980 Russia would land Cosmonauts on the moon to conduct nuclear weapons tests and international outrage over the incident would result in bloodshed.

— Specifically in January of 1980 San Francisco would suffer an earthquake even more severe than the 1906 earthquake that devastated the city.

jimmy-carter-and-michael-jackson— Jimmy Carter would get reelected with a black Vice Presidential candidate replacing Walter Mondale on the ticket.

— The next passing of Halley’s Comet in the 1980s would result in massive upheavals on Earth such as earthquakes, tsunamis and the outbreak of multiple wars.

— The U.S. President would die of natural causes in or near Russia in 1981.

— Organized religions in the United States would start getting taxed by 1984 at the latest.

— By 1982 either Texas or another state would secede from the United States.

— In 1981 Tanzania would become a nuclear power.

Mascot with demo and repub heads

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

— A Third Party would emerge in the United States and would win offices in 1984. (We should have been so lucky.)

— In 1986 voices from outer space would shock the Earth.

KEBRINA KINKADE – In 1978 she predicted:

— The U.S. and Soviet Union would launch joint manned missions to Mars and Saturn.

— A one-world dollar would be in place by the year 2000.

— Also by 2000 the United Nations would be abolished.

— Between 1979-2000 solar cars would be perfected and used by the masses for transportation.

spock— Humanity would discover dozens of life-bearing planets outside of our solar system before the 21st Century arrived.

— Remnants of Atlantis would be discovered and would provide answers to many questions baffling scientists.

— By the year 2000 gas and oil would be outlawed and air pollution would be so bad that gas masks would be necessary just to breathe in major cities.

— Also by the turn of the century sterilization would become mandatory for couples who have had two children.

DANIEL LOGAN – In 1978 he predicted: 

lucy-you-got-some-splainin-to-do— By 1980 Lucille Ball would be appointed Ambassador to an Asian country. (?)

— Between 1983 and 1987 the Pope would reveal secret information about Jesus Christ. (I’m betting it had to do with David and Maddie on Moonlighting.) 

— By 1990 the United States would replace its one-man Presidency with a 5-person consortium of Executive Leaders. Remember when that happened in 1990?

— By 1996 aliens with superior technology would instruct humanity on how to solve the Energy Crisis.

— In 1979 or 1980 Marlon Brando would establish his own country. (Maybe THIS was where Lucille Ball was supposed to get appointed as Ambassador.)

statue-of-liberty-in-sand— By the year 2000 New York City would no longer exist.

— Sometime after 1979 “negative people” would use telekinesis to cause the Earth’s poles to shift and in the resulting global upheaval large land masses would reappear from beneath the sea, Japan would sink beneath the waves, the East Coast of the U.S. would be flooded and the West Coast would be split into four parts. 

FOR THE PREVIOUS LIST OF FAILED PREDICTIONS CLICK HERE

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  1. Michael Jackson as Carters running mate made me lol!

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