SUPERMAN VS LOIS LANE: ZACK SNYDER’s NEXT MOVIE

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She also never expected him to get so much enjoyment out of killing her. Look at that smile!

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Another entertainment world scoop for Balladeer’s Blog. My sources in the industry – and by the industry I mean the business – have told me Zack Snyder’s next foray into pointlessly glum and operatically melodramatic superhero stories will see Superman killing off his love interest Lois Lane.

Unfortunately audiences may have quite a long wait for this little honey because first Kal El has to be brought back to life in the Justice League movie.

Snyder’s plan for a film trilogy about the last day in the life of Bruce Wayne’s parents will also get in the way since my sources tell me that Zack STILL doesn’t think that audiences understand Batman’s origin story.

They said Snyder wants to really emphasize the fact that it was the murder of his parents that started young Bruce Wayne on the path toward becoming Batman. He feels that hasn’t been properly established in the umpteen versions of that incident that have been committed to film. 

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4 responses to “SUPERMAN VS LOIS LANE: ZACK SNYDER’s NEXT MOVIE

  1. Vic

    Too funny! Snyder is so overrated!

  2. Snyder can suck me off.

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