SABRINA ERDELY REPORTS: BRUCE JENNER RAPED CAITLYN JENNER

Disgraced "journalist" (LMAO) Sabrina Rubin Erdely

Disgraced “journalist” (LMAO) Sabrina Rubin Erdely

Once again disgraced journalist and notorious UVA Rape Hoaxer Sabrina Erdely plus her crack investigative team of Haven Monahan and a woman called “Jackie” have broken a shocking story. Erdely reports that former Olympic Athlete Bruce Jenner has raped a woman named Caitlyn Jenner.

Erdely, who has a reputation for disregarding (or not even looking for) any facts that conflict with the narrative she’s pushing said her story came when she saw how much the names “Bruce Jenner” and “Caitlyn Jenner” were trending on social media.

Sabrina stated:

“The only possible reason could be that Bruce, who is a man and therefore a rapist-in- waiting, MUST have raped whoever this Caitlyn Jenner is. Anyone who doubts this is denying that rape ever happens and they are subjecting this brave victim Caitlyn Jenner to a SECOND rape on social media.”

When pressed for further details Erdely was forced to admit “Okay, I must have misunderstood. Somebody said ‘Bruce Jenner can go fuck himself’ and then when I saw all this Caitlyn Jenner stuff I got the wrong idea … But this does NOT invalidate the very real pain that Caitlyn would have experienced if something like this had actually happened.”

The disgraced fabulist closed by saying that “Caitlyn should carry a mattress around with her everywhere she goes from now on to remind people of the rapes that men commit on such mattresses and to raise awareness about the appalling acts that may not have really happened in this particular case but which COULD have, thanks to the Patriarchy. Until men  can be put away on the basis of what a woman feels they might conceivably do some day NONE of us is safe.”      

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4 responses to “SABRINA ERDELY REPORTS: BRUCE JENNER RAPED CAITLYN JENNER

  1. This had me going for a minute! Erdely is an embarrassment to reporting.

  2. You almost fooled me with this until I realized you were joking.

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