Due to the unfortunate closing of Dana College on June 30th of this year many Great Plains Athletic Conference football teams have been forced to make changes in their 2010 football schedules. For the latest schedule changes be sure to check the athetics site for your favorite GPAC team or teams.
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“Building it from the ground up” has been the theme for the Ave Maria University Gyrenes as they prepare for their inaugural NAIA football season in 2011. It could also be the slogan for one of the most ambitious construction projects since the days of the Pharaohs as nearly 3,000 students and residents in Ave Maria, FL have been employed in ’round the clock shifts to erect a massive 819 foot tall replica of the helmets the Gyrenes pigskin team will be wearing.
This enormous replica helmet, seen in the foreground of the above photo, sits majestically on the shores of Lake Gyrene, an artificial lake whose grayish-blue waters lie serenely under the gaze of this monolithic tribute to the “can do” attitude of Ave Maria University Athletics.
Funding for this enormous project came from eccentric billionaire Tony Stark and the attention Stark has received for this unusual undertaking inspired an obviously jealous Mark Cuban to make with his usual paranoid rambling about how nobody ever sees Tony Stark and Iron Man together at the same time. Whatever, Mark!
I was in Ave Maria, FL recently to cover the excitement that is growing throughout the NAIA for the Gyrenes’ gridiron debut in 2011.
Gyrenes Head Football Coach Barry Fagan and I took a chartered helicopter up to the top of the replica helmet, set up some lawn chairs and, as we soaked in the panoramic view of the Ave Maria campus, Lake Gyrene and the sprawling metropolis of Ave Maria, I began my interview.
On his way to being the head man for Gyrenes football Coach Fagan’s career saw him take part in a 39-0-2 undefeated streak at Division II Ferris State University, a streak that brought the school 4 consecutive D2 playoff appearances culminating in a trip to the National Semi-Finals.
In the coach’s career at Hillsdale College, also in D2, the football team made its first playoff appearance in school history. The fact that that feat was accomplished while maintaining the school’s rank as the Number 1 academic institution in all of Division II gives you an idea of the qualities that made Coach Fagan seem the ideal fit for Ave Maria University. He strongly believes that teams can win without compromising on character, intellect or spirituality.
Consistent with that philosophy is the pride Coach Fagan takes in the way his former players will call him up years after graduation and thank him for making them better men and teaching them the necessary things to be successful in life.
When the coach refused to answer my question regarding how impressed his friends and family were that he got to be interviewed by me I turned the conversation to some of the challenges involved in recruiting for a school that is just launching football.
Coach Fagan felt there were four major challenges:
1. Getting the recruits to visualize what will be there in the way of facilities, equipment, etc.
2. Having been hired late (Feb. 12) finding kids that are the right fit; academically, athletically, spiritually
3. Educating administrators, faculty and staff on what it will take to get the program off the ground the right way
4. Convincing the recruits that red shirting is a good thing
I suggested that some recruiting difficulties might be overcome with a catchy slogan like “If you don’t mind havin’ a coach named Fagan, it’s a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine life!” but Coach Fagan reminded me that that bit from Oliver! was the second reference my blog has made to musicals and took a man-card away from me.
When I asked the Coach if he anticipated travel problems since virtually no other NAIA schools in Florida sponsor intercollegiate football he seemed philosophical about the situation:
“We’ll fly once a year to the west coast, either Menlo College(San Francisco), or Southern Oregon University, ” he stated, “There will be some long bus trips but that is the nature of sub Division I Football…The good thing is that there are many teams that want to travel to Naples, FL. It is almost like a bowl game for them. We do not always have to look at a home and home situation. Some schools are willing to travel two years in a row to our school, especially in late October and early November because of the weather.”
I asked Coach Fagan to use one word to describe the experience of preparing for Ave Maria University’s first year of NAIA football and he replied “An adventure.” When I pointed out that that was two words he just rolled his eyes and indicated we should start wrapping up the interview.
By this point I was on my fourth glass of bourbon (Coach Fagan abstained), so I went into “interview wind-down mode” and asked a few non-sports questions.
Coach Fagan confessed his greatest non-sports passion was his family and since I love discussing bad movies with just about everybody the conversation turned to the most ridiculously bad movie the Coach had ever seen. He felt it was The Last Dragon, an answer that broke the hearts of Taimak fans everywhere (both of them).
Since we were on the subject of movies I asked the coach what a movie version of the first year of Gyrenes football should be titled and he stated ““Baptism Under Fire” (The Story of Ave Maria University Football)”.
Sounds like an Oscar-winner to me! I’m sure Mark Cuban would love to be a backer to avoid being trumped (as it were) by Tony Stark again over the cultural buzz regarding Gyrenes football.
If you can spot the faces of all 16 previous Chief Justices Of The Supreme Court in this provisional artists’ rendering of the AMU football field you can win $7.00! For details click here: http://www.amuathletics.com/football/news/33/417/
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Cumberland (TN) Bulldogs football coach Dewayne “Hey HEY Hey” Alexander announced the hiring of former Presbyterian College Blue Hose linebacker Ryan Anderson this week. Anderson will coach linebackers and serve as the football program’s recruiting coordinator.
Anderson graduated from Presbyterian College in August 2009 with a bachelor’s degree in Psychology with minors in Physical Education and Athletic Coaching. He served as an intern with the Big South Conference during his senior year at Presbyterian.
Anderson joins Matthew Hickmann as part of the “July Gang” of hires for the Cumberland University Bulldogs.
Earlier this week the Bulldog staff denied rumors that they were hiring not Ryan Anderson but Hans Christian Anderson, the Danish author who passed away in 1875 but whose line-backing skills were legendary.
To let the world know you don’t think I’m the least bit funny click here: http://www.cumberland.edu/athletics
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1.Sioux Falls Cougars – The High Overlords of the Great Plains Athletic Conference look to continue the NAIA’s longest active winning streak having won their last 29 games in a row. Quarterback Lorenzo Brown is gone but on the defensive side of the ball 2009 National Championship Game Player Of The Game Dominic Studzinski (and keep your Polish Stud jokes to yourself) returns. Let’s enjoy this act while we still can, NAIA fans. 
3.Carroll College (MT) Fighting Saints – Not to be confused with the Belligerent Quakers, these Frontier Conference monarchs are a dynasty of their own, winning five NAIA football titles in the past decade. Tight End Bubba Bartlett is back, “deadlier and more powerful than ever before” just like Marvel Comics supervillains. Could be a “senses shattering” season ahead for these boys. ‘Nuff said.
4. Saint Xavier (IL) Cougars – Saint Xavier had a perfect 11-0 regular season in 2009 and were the champs of the Mideast League of the Mid-States Football Association, which I will henceforth refer to as “The Association” like Jim Rome does with the NBA. The Cougars are looking to extend their dominance of The Association to the entire NAIA this season.
5. Morningside College Mustangs – These Mustangs from the Great Plains Athletic Conference have been one of the sixteen teams in the NAIA playoffs the past six years in a row and have advanced to at least the quarter-finals for the past five in a row. The Morningside faithful are hoping to at least win the team’s first conference title since 2005.
7. University of the Cumberlands Patriots – For the past three years in a row the Pats have been the champs of the Mid-South Conference East. Try wrapping your head around THAT title.
8. Saint Francis (IN) Cougars – These Cougars hail from The Association (see above) and have to replace no less than seven starters from last year’s NAIA-leading defense. 
9. McKendree Bearcats – Tight End Byron Gettis leads this team from The Association. Last year the Bearcats were undefeated in The Association’s MidWest League. 
10. Missouri Valley Vikings – Under ninth-year head coach Paul Troth this team from the Heart of America Athletic Conference looks to make its fourth post-season appearance in the past five years. 
11. Minot State Beavers – Dakota Athletic Conference 
12. Walsh Cavaliers – Mid States Football Association 
13. Hastings College Broncos – Great Plains Athletic Conference 
14. Friends University Falcons – Kansas Collegiate Athletic Conference
15. Ottawa (KS) Braves – Kansas Collegiate Athletic Conference
16. McPherson Bulldogs – Kansas Collegiate Athletic Conference
17. Northwestern Oklahoma State Rangers – Central States Football League 
18. Grand View Vikings – The Association
19. Dickinson State Blue Hawks – Dakota Athletic Conference 
20. Northwestern (IA) Red Raiders – Great Plains Athletic Conference
21. Lambuth Eagles – Independent
22. Langston Lions – Central States Football League 
23. Taylor (IN) Trojans – The Association
24. Eastern Oregon Mountaineers – Frontier Conference 
25. Campbellsville Tigers – Mid South Conference
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