DON’T OPEN ‘TIL CHRISTMAS (1984)
This is a British horror film about a lunatic killing people dressed in Santa suits for the holidays.
Britain’s scream queen Caroline Munro sings in a brief appearance and there’s the notorious scene where a Santa gets his penis sliced off by our killer and bleeds to death at a urinal.
Yes, it’s another joyously tasteless horror film using the Christmas season as its gimmick. Continue reading
ELVES (1989) – Category: Enjoyably bad movie but not fun- bad enough for my highest rating Last Christmas season I reviewed the underappreciated Yuletide turkeys The Christmas Martian and Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny. (see my Bad Movie page for those reviews) This year I’ll address the horror film Elves, which will have you laughing like crazy but unlike a film like Santa’s Slay, it’s not MEANT as a comedy.
Where to begin with this film? We’ve got Dan Haggerty as a washed up ex- store detective and drug addict working as a department store Santa Claus, we’ve got Julie Austin as rebellious teenager Kirsten and our special-effects elf (seen in photo) as our title menace. Yep, right off the bat something to love about this Continue reading