DON’T OPEN TIL CHRISTMAS (1984)

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This is a British horror film about a lunatic killing people dressed in Santa suits for the holidays.

Britain’s scream queen Caroline Munro sings in a brief appearance and there’s the notorious scene where a Santa gets his penis sliced off by our killer and bleeds to death at a urinal.

Yes, it’s another joyously tasteless horror film using the Christmas season as its gimmick.

Edmund Purdom is slumming as both an actor and director in this flick which features dime-store blood and gore effects plus the most flammable Santa in cinematic history! (I’m serious. It’s a laugh riot!)

Oh, and did I mention the black Santa and the beautiful female woman wearing a Santa suit with NOTHING underneath? This one’s hilarious because of the way the British thespians’ inherent dignity is so at odds with the cheap and exploitative story.

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4 responses to “DON’T OPEN TIL CHRISTMAS (1984)

  1. Sounds like a fun bad movie to watch!

  2. Getting your dick cut off at a urinal has to hurt!

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