
“If you don’t admit nothin’ then the prosecutors ain’t GOT nothin'”
Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site that criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives equally. In 2012 I published new campaign slogans for Newt “Get off my lawn” Gingrich, a Republican. Here’s a look at new campaign slogans for Hillary Clinton of the Democratic Party.
*** “DON’T MAKE ME BEG!”
*** “ALMOST LIFE-LIKE AND ALMOST THE NOMINEE!”

The Party of millionaires who pretend to hate capitalism!
*** “VOTING FOR BERNIE SANDERS MAKES YOU A RECRUITING TOOL FOR THE ISLAMIC STATE!”
*** “THE FEDS CAN’T PROVE NUTHIN‘ ON ME!” (Incidentally, that slogan has also been used for criminals trying to climb the ladder in the Mafia)
*** “I CAN EMPATHIZE WITH THE STRUGGLES OF WOMEN TRYING TO LIVE ON A MERE MILLION OR TWO DOLLARS A YEAR!” Continue reading