TWENTY MORE FAILED PREDICTIONS FROM PSYCHICS

masc graveyard newBalladeer’s Blog’s previous items on hilariously failed predictions by “psychics” were so popular here’s a fourth installment.

JEANE DIXON

*** By 1990 the U.S. will have its first female president.

*** In 1988 the Russians and their satellite nations will invade the Middle East and occupy Israel and its neighboring Muslim nations. The resulting war of resistance against the Soviets will last 7 years.

*** In 1995 the United States, United Kingdom, France, Germany and Japan will establish a headquarters in Rome to begin strategizing for a counteroffensive against the Soviets in the Middle East. A great Allied leader will emerge from the Rome preparations.

*** In 1999 the Allies will be at war with the Soviets. Russian nuclear missiles will wipe out most coastal cities in the U.S. as well as many cities in Europe.

*** In the year 2000 the Soviet forces in Israel will be destroyed by the U.S. and its allies. The great Allied leader mentioned before will be hailed as a savior, ruler and conquering hero. However, they will prove to be a “false prophet of evil.” (So would a false prophet of evil be a prophet of goodness?) 

*** By 2005 China will conquer all of Asia and move into the Middle East. Nuclear war will be unleashed again and China will be defeated after the loss of millions of lives. (Sure, we can look back on it now and laugh, but back THEN …)

IRENE HUGHES

*** In the 1970s and 1980s arthritis, multiple sclerosis and epilepsy will be cured.

*** By 1982 the United States will have a new monetary system.

*** By 1990 a Hitlerian group will take over both East and West Germany (lol) and will start a war that spreads from Europe to the U.S.     

JOSEPH DELOUISE

*** Air pollution will be eliminated.  

*** Detroit will become the capital of a smaller nation formed inside the United States.

*** During a period of unrest in the Caribbean, pirates will capture a large ship.

ANN JENSEN

*** By the year 2000 a woman will be at the head of a World Government, the headquarters of which will shift from one country to another.

*** Also by the year 2000 man-made islands will be built in space for “our grandchildren.”

*** Again, by the year 2000 a new planet will be discovered which has trees, water, strange fruits and vegetables plus animal life of some kind.

OLOF JONSSON

*** By 1980 internal combustion engines will be outlawed in all major American cities.

*** By 1990 only medical and law enforcement personnel will be allowed to use cars and those cars will be powered by electricity.

*** By the year 2000 humans will no longer need to consume plants and animals but will be nourished by sunlight. 

BILL LINN

*** By 1980 the U.S. will be run by a committee rather than a president, but heads of labor unions will wield tremendous power and will dictate how people will live and on what terms.

*** Also by 1980 all the less-developed nations of the world will unite against the Soviet Union, China and United States.   

For the most recent previous list click HERE

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14 responses to “TWENTY MORE FAILED PREDICTIONS FROM PSYCHICS

  1. Janet

    Poor New York City!

  2. Moxie

    These psychic posts are always fun!

  3. Mark

    Heather Antos recommended Balladeer’s Blog at glitternight.com and I’m glad she did!

  4. Patrick Zircher

    The weird ones about that new God were creepy and scared me.

  5. Farah

    Those predictors hate cars!

  6. James

    It would be easier to just list when psychics are right.

  7. Jay Cox

    I love this blog and I love President Trump!

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