Previously Balladeer’s Gift Bag presented Tommy Wiseau’s series of Audiobooks. This time around I’m taking a look at Paul Krugman’s litter-box scented cologne.
In fact, Litterbox was originally going to be the name of the product but Krugman’s corporate
overlord backer Carlos Slim ordered him to change it to Fanfic, since Paul Krugman is best known for writing fan fiction for Democrats (aka DemCorp).
The cologne also comes in cat-urine scent as well, just to capture the feel of reading one of Krugman’s pieces.
This cologne has a stench that is almost unbearable but I am recommending it as a Christmas gift for the morticians in your life. Krugman’s cologne could conceal the smell of decaying flesh even better than any of the other chemical concoctions known to the funerary arts.