*** *** *** *** *** Paul Krugman Cologne: THESE will be the only pussies you grab while wearing it.
Previously Balladeer’s Gift Bag presented Tommy Wiseau’s series of Audiobooks. This time around I’m taking a look at Paul Krugman’s litter-box scented cologne.
In fact, Litterbox was originally going to be the name of the product but Krugman’s corporate overlord backer Carlos Slim ordered him to change it to Fanfic, since Paul Krugman is best known for writing fan fiction for Democrats (aka DemCorp).
The cologne also comes in cat-urine scent as well, just to capture the feel of reading one of Krugman’s pieces.
This cologne has a stench that is almost unbearable but I am recommending it as a Christmas gift for the morticians in your life. Krugman’s cologne could conceal the smell of decaying flesh even better than any of the other chemical concoctions known to the funerary arts.
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Krugman seems like such a spiteful creep.
I agree that he seems very off-putting.
Krugman has become unhinged over his hatred of Trump.
Yes, he most certainly has!
Paul Krugman is so creepy looking he gives me the creeps.
His columns are even creepier.
Is it true that Krugman’s wife once had an affair with Donald Trump?
I don’t know, but that might explain Krugman’s odd fixation on the Donald.
Krugman smelling like cat urine! Too funny!
Ha! I know what you mean!