“If you don’t admit nothin’ then the prosecutors ain’t GOT nothin'”
Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site that criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives equally. In 2012 I published new campaign slogans for Newt “Get off my lawn” Gingrich, a Republican. Here’s a look at new campaign slogans for Hillary Clinton of the Democratic Party.
*** “DON’T MAKE ME BEG!”
*** “ALMOST LIFE-LIKE AND ALMOST THE NOMINEE!”
The Party of millionaires who pretend to hate capitalism!
*** “VOTING FOR BERNIE SANDERS MAKES YOU A RECRUITING TOOL FOR THE ISLAMIC STATE!”
*** “THE FEDS CAN’T PROVE NUTHIN‘ ON ME!” (Incidentally, that slogan has also been used for criminals trying to climb the ladder in the Mafia)
*** “I CAN EMPATHIZE WITH THE STRUGGLES OF WOMEN TRYING TO LIVE ON A MERE MILLION OR TWO DOLLARS A YEAR!”
*** “MY CUNT, RIGHT OR WRONG!”
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Love ’em
Thank you very much!
While all of these slogans are great and in any other election year, they would make her a shoe-in, but just like, ultimately, her marriage to Bill Clinton was terrible bad luck, her runs for the presidency have been damned by her bad luck, too.
Thanks for the kind words.