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“What an eccentric performance” as they said in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Forget William Shatner singing Rocket Man, hell, you can even forget Tim Robbins singing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. And say goodbye to those twisted nightmares you had about Elton John playing Captain Kirk with Tim Robbins as Spock. 

 No, this is more like if Morgan Freeman sang Like A Virgin or Linda Hunt performed One Night in Bangkok. It’s the thoroughly bizarre – yet oddly arousing – music video of Kirsten Dunst singing the Vapors’ hit song Turning Japanese … while wearing a blue wig. 



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  1. Elton John playing Captain Kirk with Tim Robbins as Spock. instead of swivel command chair elton would be a swivel command piano, robbins would contemplates the logic of running a company while trying to figure out the best to escape from a klingon prison. Oh would this not be fun to see.

  2. I can’t believe it but it’s really Kirsten!

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  4. M Masters

    Kirsten looks great in this weird video!

  5. Augustine

    Such a funny video!

  6. Major thanks for the article.Really thank you! Really Great.