The Colossal Man will square off against his latest foe ...

The Colossal Man will square off against his latest foe …

Episode Two of the hottest new cable show in the land airs tonight. That program is American Kaiju from cult film and television director Eddie Wozniak. The brilliant premise of the show: Wozniak pits “big” creatures from 1950s American schlock films against each other in the style of 1960s and 1970s Japanese Kaiju movies.

... a giant spider whose size, color and opacity vary from scene to scene.

… a giant spider whose size, color and opacity vary from scene to scene.

Last week’s premier episode saw Glenn Manning, the 60 ft tall Colossal Man, battling the giant buzzard from outer space featured in the film The Giant Claw. Tonight Manning clashes with the gigantic spider from Earth vs the Spider.

The spider was mutated by radiation (naturally) and is rampaging through Phoenix, AZ when the government summons its special operative the Colossal Man to leave his Area 51 home and save thousands of lives from the atomic arachnid.

Last week’s story featured New York City suffering the type of large-scale destruction that Tokyo grew accustomed to long ago. This time around it’s Phoenix’ turn as Manning and the enormous spider tangle all through town, culminating in a final showdown up on Camelback Mountain.  

The show has a lot of fun with the changes between 1950’s America and today but without getting tiresomely political. It’s more like a Back to the Future-eye view of Eisenhower’s America with plenty of hindsight humor regarding figures we know go on to greater prominence. (People like Ronald Reagan, John F Kennedy, etc)

One of tonight’s cutesy jokes involves Adlai Stevenson pompously predicting that the British Monarchy will be dissolved and banned by the year 2000 … but the Soviet Union will still be going strong!    


© Edward Wozniak and Balladeer’s Blog 2015. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Edward Wozniak and Balladeer’s Blog with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.    


Filed under Fantastic Movie Reviews


  1. Ingenious! I want this to be real!

  2. There would probably be such a small audience for this type of show.

  3. I want to guest star in an episode!

  4. What i do not get is what channel is this show on?

  5. Black and white would keep costs down. Do this show somebody!

  6. The Underwriter will certainly also examine that the predicted mortgage settlement will not
    surpass 43 % of the buyer’s income.

  7. Evidence from the innovative economic situations recommends
    that house financings have reduced default prices compared with bigger corporate

  8. You might not have any idea what you want to say or you might not even have the time.
    For every organization having an online presence, availing Search Engine optimization solution is a must to support their continuous growth.
    check out for sustainable kewyord ranking and white hat seo on ~

  9. Excellent blog here! Also your web site loads up very fast!
    What web host are you using? Can I get your affiliate link to your
    host? I wish my site loaded up as fast as yours lol

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s