IN THE MIDDLE 1980’s/ WAY DOWN ON LEVEL 31 …
Before MST3K there was The Texas 27 Film Vault! Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of this neglected cult show from the 1980’s. Randy Clower and Richard Malmos, our machine-gun toting members of the Film Vault Corps (“the few, the proud, the sarcastic”) do their usual bit of showing and mocking an old serial then showing and mocking a bad movie.
Thanks to my interview with Randy Clower, the show’s co-creator and co-star and thanks to my research through VERY old newspapers plus emailed memories from other T27FV fans I’m taking a look at another episode of the show where an exact broadcast date can be determined.
ORIGINALLY BROADCAST: Saturday July 12th, 1986 from 10:30pm to 1:00am.
SERIAL: Before the night’s movie Randy and Richard would often present old serials. In this episode of the show our “Film Vault Technicians First Class” showed an episode of the 1950 Columbia serial Atom Man vs Superman to be mocked. Kirk Alyn starred as Superman with Lyle Talbot as his archenemy Lex Luthor. Lex has his own secret identity in this serial – each episode he dons a lead mask and oversees the villainy as “Atom Man”.
This was one of the liveliest and most campily watchable serials of the 50′s. Especially laughable are the bits when Superman “flies” – an effect achieved by switching from live footage of Kirk Alyn to INSERTED CARTOON FOOTAGE of Superman flying. Think of the ‘Toons in Roger Rabbit interacting with the live backgrounds and you have the idea.
FILM VAULT LORE: This episode of The Texas 27 Film Vault was the first to come with a Viewer Discretion warning. Gore effects fans (And what T27FV fan WASN’T a gore effects fan?) were in Nirvana this night as Film Vault Corps member Joe “The Hypnotic Eye” Riley was given full reign for some of his most graphic effects work during the comedy sketches or Host Segments if you prefer.
Direct from the Film Vault Corps Academy in Leadville, Colorado, the Academy’s Little Theater Group was touring Film Vaults across the country. Tonight they were performing on Level 31 of the Film Vault underneath Dallas, where the show was set. The Little Theater Group was reenacting scenes from famous alien monster movies and since It! The Terror From Beyond Space was a partial inspiration for the original Alien, the chest-burster scene was reenacted in darkly comic glory! (As if the chow in the Film Vault Commissary wasn’t unappetizing enough already!)
THE MOVIE: It! The Terror From Beyond Space is one of the consummate low-budget schlockers of the 1950’s. It embodies the “so bad it’s good” aesthetic that so many Movie Host shows have always reveled in. In the far-off year 1973 (LMAO) a very fake-looking space-ship on an even more fake-looking matte-painting of a Martian landscape has come to rescue the sole survivor of the previous mission to the Red Planet. (So far it sounds almost like Queen of Blood, shown on T27FV in May of 1986 and reviewed previously)
The sole survivor of the first mission, Colonel Edward Carruthers (Marshall Thompson) is suspected of having killed all his crew-mates. In reality a Martian monster (our title menace) slipped aboard Carruthers’ ship and killed off the crew. That same creature stows away on the rescue ship and on the journey back to Earth begins killing off the new crew, clearing Carruthers. After a running battle throughout the ship the few remaining crew members slip into their pressure suits and open the airlock to kill the monster.
To cite just a few of the many laugh-inducing moments from the film:
* The dopey monster suit. Barney the Purple Dinosaur looked more menacing.
* The terrible special-effects for the dead bodies of the monster’s victims, all drained of moisture and bone marrow.
* The way the crew members casually SMOKE on the spaceship.
* The 1950’s way that the female astronauts – a Doctor and nurse – serve coffee to the male astronauts.
* The inept crew member who leaves an exhaust vent wide open, allowing “IT” to sneak onto the ship.
* The “shades of Alien” moments when the monster drags its victims into air ducts.
* The countless external shots of the spaceship traveling through space, simulated by showing the cardboard model go up, up and away until out of the shot each time.
* Edward Cahn’s usual limp direction.
* The lawn chairs that serve as furniture on the spaceship.
* “Crash” Corrigan himself wearing the monster suit.
* Obvious radio equipment serving as the control panel of the ship.
* The crew’s reckless tendency to let loose with gunfire and even GRENADES aboard the ship when fighting the monster.
* The aftermath, where Earth’s authorities decide that the presence of hostile life forms on Mars means they will BYPASS MARS and instead explore other planets in our solar system! Yeah, who wants to bother studying the first-found examples of alien life anyway.
IN THE NEAR FUTURE BALLADEER’S BLOG WILL PRESENT MORE TEXAS 27 FILM VAULT MILESTONES. Be here to share the Film Vault Corp’s mission of “safeguarding America’s schlock-culture heritage”.
FOR ADDITIONAL INFO ON THIS SHOW – https://glitternight.com/texas-27-film-vault/
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This is fantastic! And this show was before MST3K? Mike Nelson is so overrated!
Thanks! It sure was!
American shows like this are so much fun!
Thank you!
Hilarious review and it sounds like a fun show.
Thanks! It was!
Between this show and Rich Koz’s Svengoolie MST3K was pretty late on the scene.
I guess you could say that.
Crazy show! Love the Film Vault concept!
Yeah it was a very versatile premise.
Loved the review but I don’t get the show.
It was one of those shows that came before MST3K, like Son of Svengoolie, Elvira, The Ghoul, etc.
I want to see more about Laurie the Mystery Clip Technician!
Okay, I’ll see what I can dig up!
Wow! Even the total look of this show seems to have “inspired” shows that came later.
Thank you for commenting!
Somebody needs to stumble across some very old footage of this show! I would give my left nut to see this great show!
I know how you feel!
Never knew this show was out there! Awesome!
Thanks! Feel free to spread the word!
How do you get that this show was before Mystery Science Theater 3000?
Because February 9th, 1985 to August 29th, 1987 came BEFORE November of 1988, which is when Mystery Science Theater 3000 started.
Piss on the Texas 27 Film Vault!
Why? Just because it came along before MST3K?
Very interesting! u r the only person who has so much info about the Texas 27 Film Vault.
Thank you! Feel free to spread the word!
Kewl! And all this was before MST3K!
Yep! This was one of the many pre-MST3K bad movie shows!
MST3K RULES! FUCK THE TEXAS 27 FILM VAULT!
Is that you, Mikey Nelson?
STOP KNOCKING MST3K!!!!!!
LMFAO! Nobody’s knocking it, fool! I emphasize that The Texas 27 Film Vault came first because psycho-Misties like you used to throw fits and claim Randy and Richard were imitating MST3K. Since their show came before MST3K that’s impossible.
I told my friends about this show! Mike Nelson is the most overrated and unoriginal man in the world!
Thank you for spreading the word about the Texas 27 Film Vault!
Great review and this sounds like a great show! It was like MST3K before MST3K!
Thank you! Feel free to spread the word!
The bloody comedy sketch sounds like a must-see!
Thanks for commenting!
Fuck 1950’s movies.
If you feel that way you should have no problem with shows that made fun of those films.
YAY! I love these b&w films and the Horror Host shows that made fun of them!
You’re not alone!
Mike Nelson is so overrated! Randy and Richard were the real deal!
Thanks for stopping by!
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I am impressed with how similar the later show Mystery Science Theater was to this show.
I know what you mean.
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Incredible how this came before MST3K!
A lot of people have felt that way.
The best review of one of this shows epiodes that youve done.
Thanks!