CHRISTMAS SEASON ADVICE FOR AMERICAN LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that equally criticizes those childish fanatics called Liberals and Conservatives. Here’s some Yuletide advice for those two groups of zealots who continue to tear the country apart by putting their respective political parties ahead of the nation.

ADVICE FOR LIBERALS – Pretend these Conservatives you irrationally hate are really Muslim fanatics who treat women like slaves and want all gay people dead. You cowardly hypocrites seem to have no problem refraining from EVER expressing one word of hostility about Muslim homophobes and misogynists, so go through December without saying anything about Christians and/or Conservatives that you would not say about Muslims and/or Islamists.

Or pretend all Conservatives are illegal immigrants. Show the same level of that “compassion” you endlessly claim you possess to Christian Conservatives that you would show to someone who came to this country illegally. If you have to, pretend they came here illegally AND committed a crime, that way you’ll be extra compassionate toward them.

ADVICE FOR CONSERVATIVES – Think of these Liberals you irrationally hate as “fetuses in the 200th trimester of life”. Show them the same level of “Christian good will” that you obsessively show for the unborn. To really, really get you in the frame of mind to be kind to them pretend they are fetuses that are the results of rape and/or incest. Instead of thinking your fellow human beings are “a gift from God” ONLY before they are born treat every Liberal and/or gay person as a living, breathing, walking, talking gift from your God.

Or at the very least show Liberals the same level of concern that you show for millionaires and billionaires who are in danger of having their taxes raised. Nothing seems to cause you to wring your hands with empathy for the plight of others like the thought of people with money to burn actually paying more in taxes.

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