T’WAS THE DAY BEFORE FRONTIERADO AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE…

It’s Frontierado Eve once again and I know all of you are planning your festivities for tonight and tomorrow! Previously I gave you the recipe for a Cactus Jack and now I’ll give you the recipe for another traditional Frontierado drink. It’s called a Deuces Wild and like a Cactus Jack it’s my own recipe.

To make a Deuces Wild you first combine 2 parts Tequila with 3 parts Squirt. Then you add 3 tablespoon scoops of watermelon and mix in a blender for about 20 seconds. You can drink it as is but if you want a Deuces Wild Black you add a few sprinkles of pepper. If you want a Deuces Wild Red you add a few sprinkles of cinammon.

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“MITCHELL!” 5 NAIA KICKERS ON THE FRED MITCHELL AWARD WATCH LIST

Forget about the Gallano and Mistretta Awards Watch  Lists (bad movie buffs will get it), the Fred Mitchell Award Watch List is out and no less than 5 NAIA kickers made the list! As always all nicknames are purely my own demented creation and to the best of my knowledge have never been applied to these players in real life. Here they are in alphabetical order:

C.J. “Grady” Gradoville – Morningside Mustangs

Tom “Tommy The Linchpin” Lynch – St Xavier Cougars

Tyler “The Smiler” Padgett – Central Methodist Eagles

Andy “A-Smit” Smith – South Dakota Mines Hardrockers

“Brassy” Braden Wieking – Sioux Falls Cougars

The award is given based on accomplishments on the gridiron and in the community. Here’s hoping all 5 have a stellar season!

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CUMBERLAND BULLDOGS FOOTBALL MAKES HOME GAMES EVEN MORE SPECIAL

The Cumberland University Bulldogs have got special events centered around 5 of their 6 home games this coming season. Director of Athletics Ron Pavan informed me of these activities recently when we were hang-gliding through the Grand Canyon. I suggested he call the events “Pavan-athon 2010” or maybe “Pavanapalooza” but he declined. 

***The first home game is September 11th against the Campbellsville Tigers. CU Athetics and Sherry’s Run are co-sponsors for the event and participants will get half-off admission price at the gate if they wear the 2010 T-shirt. Wearing the 2009 T-shirt gets you in for free! (I’m kidding!) There will also be an Area-Wide Tailgate Party for this home-opener, with a live band and free food from area vendors available beginning at 11AM.

***Homecoming and Hall of Fame weekend are both scheduled for the game against the Lindsey Wilson College Blue Raiders October 2nd. In addition to inducting 6 former Bulldog coaches and players into the Hall Of Fame there will be the CU Alumni Department 5K Dawg Dash as well as a “Live On The Lawn Concert” in front of Memorial Hall. This event replaces last year’s “Ron On The Lawn Concert” which featured Ron Pavan and The Pavanes doing their covers of songs by The Red Elvises. The unfortunate guitar/watermelon/samurai sword incident during the song On My Way To Vegas is the reason behind the change.

***On October 9th Cumberland University and the Middle Tennessee Chapter of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes will team up for FCA Day (they rejected my idea to call it “CU On FCA Day” as being “too childish”). Anyone wearing an FCA T-shirt will get free admission to that day’s game against the Shorter Hawks. (I know, you’re dying for a Taller Hawks joke but you’re not gonna get it!) 

***On October 30th, Cumberland University will host a canned food drive as the team takes on the Union Bulldogs, unless they’re on strike. All kidding aside, though, I once owned a non-union bulldog and it just wasn’t worth the hassle. (I named the dog “Scab” by the way) All CU fans attending the game will get $2.00 off admission if they donate at least one item of canned food.

***Senior Day will be November 6th when the Bulldogs go up against the Belhaven Blazers. There will also be a Chili Cook-Off sponsored by the Student Government Association so the fans can give a fond, if somewhat gassy, farewell to the seniors.

To buy a copy of Ron Pavan’s bestselling book titled You Mean This Guy Thinks He’s Funny? The Story Of Balladeer’s Blog click here: http://www.cumberland.edu/athletics 

As always football helmets courtesy of The Helmet Project at http://www.nationalchamps.net/Helmet_Project/

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THERE’S A NEW INTERIM TOP GUN FOR GRENADIER SPORTS

Assistant Athletic Director Joe Glover has been named Interim Athletic Director for the Indiana University Southeast Grenadiers following the resignation of Pat Mrozowski, who resigned to become the athletic director at Brescia University in Owensboro, KY.  

Glover is a native of the Grenadiers’ home of New Albany, IN (Shows you how out of touch I am. I’ve never even been to Albany, NY and already there’s a NEW Albany) and has been with the IUS athletic department since July of 2005. During his time with the Grenadiers he has been responsible for marketing, facility scheduling and media relations.

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THE NAIA FOOTBALL REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED!

The Victory Sports Network will be televising the upcoming Football Media Days for the Great Plains Athletic Conference, Kansas Collegiate Athletic Conference and the Heart of America Athletic Conference.

The GPAC event is tomorrow, August 3rd, at 1PM Central Time. It will be broadcast from the Cornhusker Marriott Downtown in Lincoln, NE.

This Friday, August 6th, you can spend part of your Frontierado by watching the KCAC Media Day. It will be coming to us from the Salina Country Club in Salina, KS beginning at 11:30AM  Central Time.

The 3rd Football Media Day to be broadcast will be for the HAAC on Monday August 9th at Kaufman Stadium in Kansas City beginning at 12:30PM Central time.

All three media events will be archived on the Victory Sports Network’s Livestream page or by clicking here: http://www.victorysportsnetwork.com/webcasts/webdownload.php/

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“DON’T (MESS) WITH ME, FELLAS! IT AIN’T MY FIRST TIME AT THE RODEO!”

 

With the Frontierado holiday coming up this Friday I figured what better time to focus on the neglected topic of college rodeo. Most of the schools that offered this sport have either dropped it completely or at the least lowered it from the level of intercollegiate competition to a club sport. Rogers State University in Oklahoma is one of  the latter. 

To get the inside story on the state of Hillcats rodeo I arranged to speak with Wren Baker, the Director of Athletics at Rogers State. I mosied on over to Claremore, OK, checked in at the Sagebrush Saga Saloon (signing in under the name The Bronson Canyon Kid…bad movie fans will get it) and grabbed a table. As I sat there drinking my Cactus Jack  and brandishing my six-gun I noticed two steely-eyed Okies approaching my table. I holstered my piece and asked the two of them if they knew how to play Frontierado Poker.

The older of the two admitted he didn’t and the younger one grimaced before saying:

“Isn’t that the game made up by some blogger to go along with his personal holiday? The whole thing doesn’t even rise to the pedestrian level of an A.R.G. Don’t be suckered in by on-line Tomfoolery, friend. Just ignore the whole thing and focus on Festivus instead.” 

I thanked the gentleman, who introduced himself as Kid Lohengrin (he named himself after his favorite opera), and was about to offer up a spirited defense of Frontierado when I noticed Wren Baker pushing through the swing doors into the Sagebrush Saga Saloon. He joined me at my table and after exchanging a few pleasantries we got down to business. 

I asked if he wanted me to refer to him as “Wrowdy Wren” in the article but he just rolled his eyes. Taking that as a “yes” I dove into interview mode:

Bronson Canyon Kid: How long had Rogers State had a rodeo program at the intercollegiate level prior to the decision to drop it to club level?

Wren Baker: The team started as a club sport around 2001.  We sponsored rodeo as an intercollegiate sport from 2006-2010.  

BCK: What caused rodeo to be dropped back to club level at Rogers State? Was it just the expense or was it an overall decline in interest?

WB: It was more of a financial decision.  Like many states, Oklahoma’s economy is struggling and our state appropriations have been down.  Our Board of Regents asked us to look at high cost initiatives across campus.  When we looked at rodeo, our per student expenditures were pretty high.  Many rodeo programs have up to 100 students involved with the team.  At RSU we’ve never had more than 20.  I think much of that is because we do not have agriculture degree programs.  The athletic department forwarded our costs on to the President and Board of Regents and the decision was made to compete as a club program.    

BCK: Do you know how many colleges still offer rodeo as an intercollegiate sport?

WB: I don’t know the number.  I would guess that it isn’t incredibly high.  Since neither the NAIA or NCAA sanction rodeo as an official sport, many schools decide not to field a team.  Rodeo is sanctioned by NIRA.  Of the schools who field a rodeo team, I believe well over half are ‘club’ teams.   

BCK: What do you look for when recruiting for a rodeo team?

WB: I think it is very similar to other sports.  We look for a highly motivated individual who works hard at their sport and also in the classroom.  Rodeo participants usually specialize in one or two events so recruiting often will be focused on the events where the school has the greatest need.  

BCK: Do you label rodeo team participants according to a “position” or according to the activity they participate in?

WB: Each participant competes in certain events so to a degree yes.  You may have a goat tyer or barrel racer, team roper or bullrider.  However, many times a participant will enter in more than one event.

BCK: What does a typical practice for a rodeo team consist of?

WB: Our team practices 3 days per week.  They will usually practice each of their events.  Roughstock riders (bullriders and bronc riders) usually have to go practice with other riders at a neutral location.

BCK: Among the Rogers State Hillcats rodeo team’s past accomplishments what are you proudesst of?

WB: I think we are most proud of the students that have earned their degree and the students who have qualified for the national finals.

As nice a response as that is I was hoping he would say it was when the Hillcats were the host school for the Clem McSpadden Memorial College Rodeo at the Claremore Expo in 2009. McSpadden was a grand-nephew of Will Rogers and the name “Clem” has such a cool western air about it I wanted to be sure to include it in this post.   

The interview was now winding down so I sprinkled in a few non-sports questions. Baker stated his greatest non-sports passion was working in his yard or spending time at the lake. He told me his favorite television Western was Bonanza so I asked him to sing the theme song. He declined so I pointed out how odd it was that Ben Cartwright had one son and one son only with three different wives. I told him a perfect tag line for the series would have been “Ben Cartwright: He mates; he kills.”

Wren laughed politely, wished me a Happy Frontierado and glided out of the saloon. I resisted the urge to follow after him shouting “Shaaaaane! Come back, Shaaaaane!”, paid my bar tab and went upstairs to my room.

To see photos of the aftermath of my brawl at the Sagebrush Saga Saloon click here: http://rsuhillcats.com/

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TODAY’S COOL-NAMED SPORTS TEAM – SUNY-CANTON

SUNY-CANTON KANGAROOS

Canton KangaroosLocation: Canton, NY

Conference Affiliation: The Sunrise Conference

Site: http://www.rooathletics.com/

Comment: To cut the sports world’s equivalents of The Comic Book Guy on the Simpsons off at the pass, I’m aware that Continue reading →

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THE WORLD SERIES OF FRONTIERADO POKER?

 

"You're not goin' nowhere, ya bottom-dealin' Hombre," the gambler-gunfighter exclaimed, "We've got us a few apparent paradoxes and their effect upon contemporary religious thought to discuss!"

 

As promised here are the rules for Frontierado Poker, the game that is strictly my own invention to go along with my made-up Holiday Frontierado.

1. Remove all face cards from the deck. The game is played with a 40-card deck.

2. Every player antes up. (I’m not advocating gambling. You can decide for yourselves what you play for.)

3. Each player is dealt 4 cards (the deal rotates like in Continue reading →

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VIKINGS INVADE INDIAN FOOTHILLS PARK IN MARSHALL, MO

 

"We're tired of waiting for Brett Favre to make up his mind about joining us! We're cleaning up this park NOW!" (Oops! Wrong team of Vikings!)

 

Everyone remembers the Vikings…plundering, pillaging, picking up litter…wait, picking up litter?

Yes, picking up litter. The Missouri Valley College Vikings football team proved that doing good work in the community is every bit as manly as sacking and burning a village, and with only half the calories. (I don’t even know what that means.) The Vikings football players and their coaching staff volunteered at Continue reading →

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JUST 9 MORE SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL FRONTIERADO!

What is Frontierado?  Frontierado is a holiday my family and I celebrate  each year. It’s a holiday I simply made up to fill the down time between The 4th of July and Labor Day. Frontierado celebrates the romantic myth of the Old West, as opposed to the gritty reality.

What does Frontierado mean? I named the Holiday this because I think it sounds cool and the “frontier” part of the name captures the old west feel I’m going for. 

 How do you pronounce Frontierado?  I pronounce it frawn-teer-AW-do and since I invented the Holiday I can pronounce it however I like. 

 When is Frontierado?  Frontierado is the First Friday of August every year. Isn’t it a nice change of pace to have a three-day weekend that doesn’t have the holiday on a Monday?

How is Frontierado celebrated? Frontierado is celebrated with a get-together with family and friends involving a meal (cooked outdoors or indoors, whatever you prefer) , Sagas, Frontierado Poker, Cactus Jacks and a viewing of the official Frontierado western, Silverado.  

 What are “Sagas” in the context of Frontierado? Christmas has Christmas Carol singing, Frontierado has Sagas. Sagas are fictional biographies of a Western character I invent for somebody after I familiarize myself with their personality and favorite subjects. You could do one yourself of course, or if you like I could Continue reading →

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