THE DOMINION IN 1983 (1883) – Written by “Ralph Centennius,” the presumed pseudonym of an unknown author.
Oh, Canada! Our neighbors to the north hopped on the speculative science fiction bandwagon with this short story. The premise is that the author is looking back at the 100 years of Canadian “history” from 1883 to 1983.
In futuristic 1983 the population of Canada is 93 million, there are 15 provinces and the country is a model for the world in terms of peace, learning, arts and sciences. We readers are told that there was a period around 1885 when many Canadians supported the idea of Canada becoming part of the United States, but this movement faded after losing at the ballot box.
Canadian technology leads the world, with rocketships that can fly at a mile per second and electric automobiles for ground transport. Electricity is the predominant energy source, and Electropolis, the first all-electric city, was recently completed.
The aforementioned rocketships are made from an alloy of aluminum and calcium. (Calcium?) This alloy is supposedly stronger than steel but weighs 75% less. The vessels are cylindrical and are forty feet long and twenty feet wide.
These rocketships are fueled by solid oxygen and carbonic acid. They are launched from greased tunnels, fly along specially designated air lanes with tightly regulated altitudes, then land at their destination by descending into greased tunnels similar to the ones the vessels took off from.
Toronto and Montreal stand out as THE cities even in this country full of magnificent metropolises. French-Canadians are the society’s official safe targets and are looked down upon and sneeringly dismissed. We are told there was often fear that the French-Canadians would throw in with the Americans if the U.S. invaded Canada as seemed probable in this fictional history.
Jingoistic Fenians cheered on the possibility of a U.S. vs Canada war, but assorted misfortunes caused America to focus on internal politics and not go through with the invasion.
In 1935 the Canadians abolished their army and navy, disbanded all provincial parliaments and reduced the national parliament to a mere 15 members, one for each province.
This hilariously naïve work tells us that there were no ill effects from abolishing the armed forces and that the Canadian government saved so much money from that move that 1945 saw the end of all taxes. When emergencies arise the civic-minded citizenry and their political leaders cheerfully kick in money to cover them.
We get what amounts to an O Henry-style twist for this story in one aspect: Social programs are not run by the government but by the private sector. (?) The Society of Public Benefactors is the main organization tending to these programs.
Canada in 1983 belongs to the United Empire of English Speakers and there is much optimism that the United States will soon join the organization. Great Britain is already a member and is flourishing because they stayed out of destructive continental wars.
Centennius takes a few shots at the Progressive and Conservative political parties of the 1880s but nothing too scathing. On the international scene in 1983 Slavs are depicted as the major threat to world peace. Yes, Slavs.
But at any rate things in Canada in far-off 1983 are so sedate there has not been a single murder in decades. Uh. Yeah.
As always, works like this are a joy to read since they always contain imaginative and innovative touches alongside comically inaccurate predictions for the heights technology would reach in the future. At just thirty-odd pages what have you got to lose by reading it? +++
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That was funny. About the Slavs ahahaha. Well Melania Trump is from the region. Maybe she’s their undercover world domination agent. She’s in the US only to fool everyone. Her aim is… Canada!
Ha! I like that! You figured out her secret plan!
Yes, thanks to a prophet from times past who now lays asleep, and an intrepid masked explorer who braved the death beetles to bring the scrolls out of their crypt. Because of the strange confluence of stars that made this unforeseen set of circumstances happen, the maple leaf will continue to fly over Toronto – as opposed to the Birch, which the Slavs would have preferred. HAHhahhahahaha
Wow, that is very dramatic! Really made me laugh. Thanks!
(1) I was wondering if you checked out that article about the adventures of amir hamza yet: https://www.tor.com/2014/07/11/under-the-radar-the-adventures-of-amir-hamza/
(2) which other pantheons do you plan to cover for your mythology segments, I’d like to see you cover something cool like perhaps some Slavic mythology.
Hello there! I should be able to check out Amir Hamza this weekend. I’ve got the Slavic pantheon in draft form now along with several others, so it just depends on which one I finish first.
Just checking if you checked out the Amir Hamza article yet/ Wanted to ask you this question, How much do you think our conception of Greek tragedy would change, based of the hypothesis presented in this article ( and how cool it’d be to have access to those lost works in general): https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2016/nov/10/the-one-where-medea-saves-her-kids-lost-classics-of-greek-tragedy
Thank you for your patience. I have not had a chance just yet, but I hope to very soon and will let you know how I feel about it plus your question about lost ancient Greek dramas.
These are so awesome! I could read these really old science fiction stories all day.
Thank you very much.
Rocketships over Canada!
There you go!
What a nice piece of vintage sci fi!
I agree.
Canada as the center of the world? Not bloody likely.
Ha! I understand.
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Canada rules the world!
Ha! Pretty funny, I agree.