AL SHARPTON IS OUTRAGED THAT NONE OF THE BEATLES WERE BLACK

“Only white racists think that other black people are as stupid and hate-filled as I am!”

Hatemonger Al “Tawana Brawley Scandal” Sharpton, the Grand Wizard of Black Bigotry, took time out from failing to properly read the teleprompter on his own show to blither  about a manufactured grievance.

Sharpton is the leading exponent of the movement Black Lies Matter, which encourages lying like in the aforementioned Tawana Brawley Scandal and the discredited “Hands up, don’t shoot” nonsense. Al realized long ago that the media will never give air time to rational, non-criminal African-Americans and has monopolized the airwaves pretending to speak for all black people.

Sharpton’s latest gripe is the fact that not one member of the Beatles was black. Al cited this as further proof of American bigotry even though the Beatles were from England. “When Paul died they had the perfect opportunity to replace him with a black dude!” Sharpton whined.

Al stated he is contemplating threatening violence in every American city named Liverpool if immediate steps are not taken to rewrite the history of the Beatles to make it seem like 50% of their members were African-Americans.

First Racist Barack Obama expressed solidarity with his race-baiting colleague and added “My administration has proven that the world need not base its history on facts. Whatever lie you want to repeat will eventually be accepted as the truth.”  

DISCLAIMER: Obviously this is satirical, like a news story in The Onion.

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12 responses to “AL SHARPTON IS OUTRAGED THAT NONE OF THE BEATLES WERE BLACK

  1. Quartermain

    Well, Billy Preston was known as the fifth Beatle:

    https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=the+beatles+with+bill+preston

    But with Al Charlatan, he would still say something stupid.

  2. Carlton

    Love your sense of humor!

  3. Adriana

    Very funny! Sharpton is a creep!

  4. Ahmed

    Sharpton can kiss my ass!

  5. Pierre

    Over here we despise Sharpton as a racebaiter.

  6. Gorgoroth1919

    So funny dude! Sharpton is the worst!

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