ANTHONY WEINER: MOCK CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

Carlos Danger

Carlos Danger

Only in this land of political fanatics could a Democratic Party candidate in the New York Mayoral race be a disgraced Congressman forced to resign for sexting women, including at least one who turned out to be under-age according to reports. That’s the degree of deranged partisan mindlessness in the 21st Century. If Weiner wins the Democratic nomination political zombies will convince themselves to vote for a man whose candidacy would be a joke if stripped of a major party’s label.  And they’ll do it because of their paranoid frenzy over the supposedly eeeevillll things a candidate from the opposition party MIGHT do.

In the spirit of my Mock Campaign Slogans for Obama and Romney from last year here is a list of mock campaign slogans for the forever-creepy Anthony Weiner.

ANTHONY WEINER: Under his administration his left hand WILL know what his right hand is doing!

ANTHONY WEINER: Yes, yes, oh GOD yes we can!

ANTHONY WEINER: A dick by any other name …  

ANTHONY WEINER: This time he’ll stick it out for his entire term in office.

ANTHONY WEINER: He sounds like a porn star but he looks like a stunned lizard.

ANTHONY WEINER: The stiffest competitor in the Mayoral race.

ANTHONY WEINER: What difference, at this point, does it make?

ANTHONY WEINER: Sure his pants are down around his ankles but his heart is in the right place.

ANTHONY WEINER: What could possibly go wrong? … Oh, yeah.

ANTHONY WEINER: Just another prick looking for votes.

ANTHONY WEINER: At least his name’s not Colin Powell …

ANTHONY WEINER: We are the weiners we’ve been waiting for.

ANTHONY WEINER: Of Huma Suffering …

ANTHONY WEINER: Because the Big Apple needs a worm!

ANTHONY WEINER: To his Hispanic constituents he’s Antonio el Chorizo!

ANTHONY WEINER: Want to see his Stimulus Package?

ANTHONY WEINER: Good things come in small packages.  

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32 responses to “ANTHONY WEINER: MOCK CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

  1. Weiner should never show any part of his body again anywhere in the world!

  2. Weiner deserves all this ridicule and more! What a creep!

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