It’s your old buddy Balladeer, but you can just call me “the puppet of Jews” like Muslim fanatics do. With the barbaric and backward Muslim world proving yet again that it is incapable of coexisting with the modern world and with the weak and inept little man in the White House pretending Youtube videos justify killing people it seemed like a good time to address some Frequently Asked Questions about the hate-filled and blood-soaked religion called Islam’s latest attempts to intimidate people. So let’s look at a few FAQ’s about The Religion of Perpetual Outrage.
Q: Are you one of those cowardly non-believers who will only criticize Christianity while giving Islam a free pass?
A: No, I criticize all religions and regard them all as fascinating mythology that should never be taken literally. Muslims are the only ones who violently insist their religion should be above that sort of criticism.
Q: Isn’t it, like, mean ‘n’ stuff to criticize somebody’s religion?
A: No, it’s only rational to subject all of the world’s religions to criticism and satirical irreverence. Other religions, especially Christianity, have to put up with it on a daily basis and their practitioners may complain but they remain civilized and don’t kill anybody or burn down buildings or launch make- believe “spontaneous” riots over it. Islam and Islam alone reacts in this barbaric and unacceptable way which does nothing but make people despise Islam even more than they already do.
Q: Is it appropriate to grovelingly point out ad nauseum that not every man, woman and child who practices Islam is participating in this murderous rampage?
A: No. That is just an argument used by people trying to justify their own gutlessness. You’ll notice those same people don’t point out to Muslims that “not all Christians” or “not all Americans” made Youtube videos critical of Islam. Those spineless people only use such arguments to pretend they are taking a principled stance by siding with Islam. It helps them avoid facing up to how craven their behavior really is.
Q: What would it take to get Barack Obama to unconditionally condemn Muslim violence?
A: Maybe if they stormed and burned down one of his campaign offices. Obama seems incapable of caring about anything except his own political career.
Q: Is it foolish, insane or just plain cowardly to pretend that the anger other religions have sometimes expressed toward films is “the same as” the rioting and murdering and burning that the Muslim world does at least once a year when some element of the modern world upsets them?
A: I think it’s all three combined.
Q: What headline would you use to sum up these clearly pre-planned riots?
A: MUSLIM WORLD TO CIVILIZED WORLD: JOIN US IN THE DARK AGES OR WE’LL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU
Q: Is there anything that would make American Liberals condemn Islam’s homophobia and misogyny the same way they condemn it in other religions?
A: No. American Liberals are incapable of that kind of courage and integrity.
Q: Why has Obama’s subservient approach to dealing with the Muslim world been such a complete failure?
A: For the same reason the rest of his presidency has been such a complete failure. He can’t accept the fact that solutions that sound good in a classroom setting do not work in the real world.
Q: Given the fact that Obama has spinelessly crawled on his belly for the Muslim world and yet they still behave this way is this proof that kowtowing to religious fanatics is not the way to deal with them?
A: Yes. If the world had been this cowardly about dealing with Christian fanatics we would all still be living like the 1600’s Puritans.
Q: Is it just another indicator of the American Left’s loss of credibility that they insist on pretending a half- dozen Christian fanatics killing an abortion doctor each over the course of decades is ” the same as” the untold thousands of Muslims who crawl out from under rocks to perform multiple killings and other acts of savagery every single year?
Q: Is it a complete waste of time for people to wimpishly whine to you about the wry observations made in this post?
A: Yes. I don’t need spineless or masochistic people weighing in with the peepee- caca level observation that could be paraphrased “Golly gee willikers! Can’t we all just agree to look for the good in everyone and never, ever criticize anybody … except for Americans?” Even more than being a waste of time it’s an example of how brainwashed this society has become that it blanches at strongly-worded criticism of anyone EXCEPT Christian conservatives. Nobody bothers me with whiny, touchy-feely gibberish to defend THEM when I criticize them.
Q: What is the only question worth asking at this particular moment in history?
A: Do you stand with the modern world or do you stand with the return to barbarism represented by Islam?
IF ANYONE REPLIES TO THIS POST WITH COMMENTS MAKING THE SIMPLISTIC ARGUMENT THAT NOT EVERY MUSLIM IN THE WORLD IS PARTICIPATING IN THESE RIOTS I WILL CONSIDER IT SPAM AND DELETE IT. THAT IS SO BLATANTLY OBVIOUS THAT IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. IF YOU ARE EVEN THINKING ABOUT LEAVING SUCH A COMMENT ASK YOURSELF WHY YOU DON’T ALSO ROAM THE INTERNET AND JUMP IN TO DEFEND AMERICANS WHEN THEY GET BASHED BY SAYING “NOT EVERY AMERICAN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ( insert your favorite complaint about America here). “
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