Today I’ll post about the enormous laughs I’ve been getting from watching the GOP brass fume over the realization that their voters are crazy enough to vote for Newt Gingrich, a man who never met a goofy idea he didn’t want to ride for awhile before abandoning it and denying he ever had anything to do with it. What a “rock solid conservative” those nutty Tea Party types are supporting! What a way to prove people wrong when they say Tea Party voters are clueless hicks who never follow national events and have no historical memory!
If the Newtons, as Gingrich’s cult-like followers are called, manage to make their man the nominee I’ve decided to offer up a few potential campaign slogans for the candidate.
Newt Gingrich: The bitter, scowling face of the Republican Party!
Newt Gingrich: Crazier than Ron Paul, more hypocritical than Rick Perry!
Newt Gingrich: Taking tomorrow’s stands today, before recanting them tomorrow!
Newt Gingrich: Batshit insane like a fox!
Newt Gingrich: Not since Polk … (My fellow Presidential history geeks will get it)
I’ve never understood how Newt got elected to Congress in the first place way back when. Who were his constituents? Nothing but grouchy old men yelling at little kids to stay out of their yard?
We can laugh all we like, but a country that elected people like George W Bush and Barack Obama might elect anybody, so who knows? Someday Newt Gingrich might have a presidential scandal to call his very own!
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