GILLETTE: THE PREFERRED RAZOR OF RAPISTS

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TED BUNDY SAID “IF I HAD NEVER SHAVED WITH A GILLETTE RAZOR ALL MY VICTIMS WOULD BE ALIVE TODAY.” (Oh, wait, he didn’t say that. But why take chances?)

A new study shows that using Gillette brand razors is a sure indicator that the user is a rapist, a woman-beater and quite possibly a child molester. Many consumers had been troubled for years by the toxic plastic used in Gillette razors and some had even called for boycotts of the company similar to recent actions against plastic straws but this new information is even more alarming.

Shaving with a Gillette razor raises the odds of a man being a rapist and woman-beater by roughly 87% the scientific study found (see below). Switch to DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB to combat rape and violence against women by the animals who use Gillette products.

The Gillette brand may wind up as toxic as I.G. Farben because of the Holocaust in World War Two. Surely nobody with a conscience would use those environment-destroying plastic razors from Gillette.

If you love women … if you love your children … avoid Gillette razors as if their lives depended on it. And you’ll be saving the planet from Gillette’s toxic plastic, too.

I had a dream about the scientific study. It may or may not have actually happened, from what I hear, though the dream was awfully life-like, but when it comes to saving the planet from Gillette plastic it’s far better to be safe than sorry. Switch to Dollar Shave Club. I’m not a scientist but I care about saving the planet. So maybe we should all consider no longer using Gillette plastic (Are they cancer-causing?) razors.   

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4 Comments

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4 responses to “GILLETTE: THE PREFERRED RAZOR OF RAPISTS

  1. Philip

    Yeah, Gillette poked their own customers in the balls that’s for sure.

  2. T Webber

    Great! Gillette lost all my family’s business with that stupid and insulting ad.

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