POPE ANNOUNCES HE’S GIVING UP HIS LAVISH LIFESTYLE TO FEED THE POOR

"You've got such sexy little boys in America I can see why my priests can't keep their hands off them" quipped the anachronistic douchebag whose office is an insult to human intelligence.

“You’ve got such sexy little boys in America I can see why my priests can’t keep their hands off them” quipped the anachronistic douchebag whose office is an insult to human intelligence.

He’s also dissolving the position of Pope and said the Catholic Church should use Vatican City to house and care for unlimited numbers of the refugees flooding Europe.

In an exclusive statement to Balladeer’s Blog the silly little man whose wardrobe makes Elton John say “My God, that’s gawdy and tasteless” said he felt like “A hypocritical motherfucker lecturing the world about economic inequality and about showing compassion to the flood of refugees while living my bloated rich pig lifestyle.”

Yeah, who does he think he is – Hillary Clinton? 

 

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2 responses to “POPE ANNOUNCES HE’S GIVING UP HIS LAVISH LIFESTYLE TO FEED THE POOR

  1. Quartermain's avatar Quartermain

    The present pope is trying to tell everybody to take in Mohammadan refugees but you don’t see the Vatican taking them in.

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