It’s that time of year again! Time to cover the list of college baseball players drafted from some of the divisions covered by Balladeer’s Blog and present their Official Balladeer’s Blog Nicknames. As always these nicknames are purely tongue-in-cheek and bear no resemblance to any actual nicknames ever applied to these players.
NAIA – The LEE UNIVERSITY FLAMES led the NAIA with five players selected: Myles “O’Keefe” Smith – Boston Red Sox ### Jose Samayoa, “The Right-Handed Throwa” – Texas Rangers ### Andy “Hollywood” Hills – Milwaukee Brewers ### “Clobberin'” Clint Terry – also Milwaukee ### And Alex “One Lee Player” Moore – also Milwaukee.
LUBBOCK CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY CHAPARRALS – LCU had four players selected: Fabian “Civis Romanus Sum” Roman – Cinci Reds ### Christian “The Bad CV” Vasquez – Toronto Blue Jays ### Jace “The Ace” Chancellor – San Diego Padres ### And Derek “The Domino” Loera – Tampa Bay Rays
TENNESSEE WESLEYAN COLLEGE BULLDOGS – The Bulldogs boasted three players selected: Michaael “The Baller” Carballo – Chicago White Sox ### Jake “Limestone” Stone – Saint Louis Cardinals ### And Justin “The Nick of Time” Sprenger – Texas Rangers
ARIZONA CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY FIRESTORM – “Never Borin'” Orrin Sears – Atlanta Braves ### And Joel “Singe” Thys – Arizona Diamondbacks
MENLO COLLEGE OAKS – Jimmy “Battlin'” Bosco – St Louis Cardinals ### And Joey “The Spider” Webb – Washington Nationals
OKLAHOMA CITY UNIVERSITY STARS – Chase “Is The Thing” Jensen – San Diego Padres ### And Cody “C Squared” Crabaugh – Miami Marlins
TEXAS WESLEYAN RAMS – Henry “Rowdy” Yates – Los Angeles Dodgers ### And “District of Cory” Bafidis – Washington Nationals
BREWTON-PARKER COLLEGE BARONS – “Jaunty” Jon Kemmer – Houston Astros
SOUTHEASTERN UNIVERSITY FIRE – Johnnie “The Human Torch” Kirkland – Tigers
FAULKNER UNIVERSITY EAGLES – Johnny “What’sa” Shuttlesworth – Diamondbacks
USAO DROVERS – “Blackjack” Blake McMullen – A’s
CAL STATE SAN MARCOS COUGARS – “Joltin'” James Dykstra – White Sox
SPSU RUNNIN’ HORNETS – Nick “Blount Object” – White Sox
CONCORDIA (CA) EAGLES – Cole “The Collider” Swanson – Angels
OLIVET NAZARENE UNIVERSITY TIGERS – Ben “Bat Outta” Heller – Indians
FISHER FALCONS – Christopher “The Commanding Officer” O’Hare – Phillies
THE MASTER’S COLLEGE MUSTANGS – Cody “Wyoming” Harris – Marlins
CC FIGHTING SAINTS – Riley “Rex” King – Royals
BELHAVEN BLAZERS – Kyle “Moonfire” Wheeler – A’s
ST THOMAS (FL) UNIVERSITY BOBCATS – “Tricky” Ricky Claudio – Mariners
NORTHWOOD (TX) KNIGHTS – “Kid” Colton Reavis – Rays
EVANGEL UNIVERSITY CRUSADERS – Blake “The McDark” McKnight – Cardinals
ERAU EAGLES – Eric “The Red” Green – Orioles
LEWIS-CLARK STATE WARRIORS – “Commando” Cody Lavalli
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EL CAMINO COLLEGE WARRIORS – Garrett “Super” Cooper – Brewers
RIVERSIDE TIGERS – Kenny “The Classy KM” Matthews – Indians ### Troy “The Trojan” Scott – Mariners ### Tanner “Than You Are” Kiest – Dodgers ### And Cortland “Rice Fox” Cox – Indians
FEATHER RIVER COLLEGE EAGLES – “Bustin'” Justin Bohn – Marlins ### And Jacob “Wild Jake” Bray – Orioles
COLLEGE OF THE CANYONS COUGARS – “Chevalier” Trey Williams – Phillies
CHABOT COLLEGE GLADIATORS – Will “Power” LaMarche – Tigers ### And “Crushin'” Craig Massoni – Giants
CYPRESS COLLEGE CHARGERS – Alex “Old Man” Newman – Royals ### And Steven “Citizen” Kane – Indians
SIERRA WOLVERINES – Andrew “Mad Andy” Cooper – Nationals
MT SAN ANTONIO COLLEGE MOUNTIES – Derrick “Vanilla” Penilla – Twins
GROSSMONT GRIFFINS – Billy “Flame-On” Flamion – Dodgers
COLLEGE OF MARIN MARINERS – “Wandering” Will White – Marlins ### And Tyler “The Smiler” Ihrig – Cubs
SAN DIEGO MESA COLLEGE OLYMPIANS – “Thrillin'” Dillon Haupt – White Sox
WEST LOS ANGELES WILDCATS – Jonathan “The Judge” Davis – Brewers
LA-SOUTHWESTERN JAGUARS – Matt “Doc” DeRosier – Nationals ### And Hec “Ramsey” Montes – Rays
HARTNELL PANTHERS – Guzman “The Florentine Master” Michaelangelo – Mariners
WEST VALLEY COLLEGE VIKINGS – Mike “The MP” Peterson – Rangers
GLENDALE (CA) VAQUEROS – “Buster” Keaton Leach – Cubs
SANTA ANA DONS – “Flyin'” Ryan Chapman – Mets
COMPTON COLLEGE TARTARS – “Wonderman” Juan Avena – Mets
RIO HONDO COLLEGE ROADRUNNERS – Paul “The Punisher” Paez – Mets
LOS MEDANOS MUSTANGS – “Mighty” Kelly Starnes – Twins
Nice 2 c real student athletes move on to the MLB!
I agree!
Guys who play baseball r so sexy!
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Nice nicknames for these future millionaires!
Thanks!
Fantastic! Congratulations to these players!
I feel the same way!
I want my brother to play for one of these teams!
I hope he does!
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