BALLADEER’S BLOG EXPOSE: IS THE COE KOHAWKS MASCOT REALLY THE GIANT CLAW?

 There’s no mistaking the hostile gleam in the eye of one of the most-wanted creatures from bad 1950’s monster movies, The Giant Claw itself, who terrorized the globe and wreaked havoc on the U.N. Building and several other landmarks before being brought down and sinking beneath the waves of the Atlantic Ocean, supposedly to its death. Alert authorities at Coe have informed me their own school’s mascot may be proof that the Anti-Matter Buzzard From Outer Space may well have survived and hidden under an assumed identity, following some plastic surgery. Coe’s Athletics Director refused to discuss the matter, claiming that they had never heard of Balladeer’s Blog and couldn’t be bothered with one of the roughly 8 million blogs in the world.  

Keep checking back for further developments in what may be the biggest story since the O.J. Simpson trial!