The FBI has its most wanted felons list, Balladeer’s Blog has its Most Wanted Jerks list. Be warned! If you see these people in person DON’T TRY TO APPREHEND THEM YOURSELVES! Immediately contact Balladeer’s Blog and my crack team of marshalls will be on their way to take these jerks into custody.
OFFENDER: REX RYAN … WANTED FOR: INTENSE STUPIDITY AGGRAVATED BY FELONY BUFFOONERY … Rex Ryan, son of the abrasive and unlikeable Buddy Ryan and inheritor of the title of Don of the Ryan Family Jerk Empire, once again began gnawing at the ankles of Bill Belichick, the coach who owns him like a set of car keys. Ryan is wanted for blustering as if his Jets vs the New England Patriots Dynasty is some form of rivalry. Ryan gets much more Continue reading